southerncunt

What is it with these fucking yanks? How many times does this have to happen before some cunt in power over there finally admits the ridiculousness of the gun laws? Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against guns. I’m a licensed shooter and have a few myself. I have never felt the urge to go and shoot up the place however. Perhaps because I have no use for (and rightly no access in this country to) automatic weapons with large mags and high fire rates? Its insanity, and it’s always the kids who suffer.

Your Simon Sebag Montefiore book cover aside, there are beers in the fridge for you here in Melbourne. Canadians are too polite and reserved for you. They are only warming up when pissed, us aussies are primed from the get go. You’d fit in far better here.

I’m not a proud man by any stretch, and would root most of the female kind. Except that. Fucking hell, I’d move on to the animal kingdom before that.

What a twat.

So you’re saying you can only manage 3 wanks a day at your advanced age? That still places you well in front of the pack as the biggest wanker on here, by at least 2 wanks a day.

No. It’s universal but I should have suffixed “up”.

I’ll nominate, for a start. Fucking cocksucker. Get on a plane and come and bash me, big man. Thick fucking idiot.

Ooooohhhhh, I’m pissing my pants. How fucking old are you? Dickhead.

Had a Ford XR6 Turbo ute with 295 rwkw as my work car for 2 years. Always wanted one, and hard work made it possible. I fucking loved it, wish I still had it. Funny thing is that power output is only a very mild tweak from standard, and it’s still scary fast. Barra the world… First car was a Triumph 2000. Still have it, and I’m nearly 50. Bought it when I was 16. It has aged better than I have, but that’s not saying much.

Might be pay per view. Looks like his wallet isn’t the only thing he’s got out and ready to administer a beating to. Looks like a lovely little English town, apart from the odd wanker of course.

I remember that photo. What a fucking spastic, and a hard up one at that. I’ve seen better arsenals in an Action Man collection, and they’re fucking plastic. Fucking two digit IQ wannabe hard man cocksucker.

I’m tipping you must be referring to Jake. I would hope. He is a one trick wannabe Temuera. I am fleeting, simpleton is open to debate.

The racist cunt didn’t even include me. Being gay probably ain’t so bad.

Harold Larwood actually moved out here, and by all accounts was a well liked bloke, despite being Jardines main weapon. Jardine however, was the distilled version of everything we hate about you cunts.

When you have a large population of ideologically restrained intellectual mice this is the Darwinian conclusion. These Stone Age cunts will rapidly deplete any that oppose or can possibly improve the situation. The 21st century cab has pulled up. No room for these cunts.

Scruff??

It’s right up there in the blood pressure rising stakes with “I know, right?” Cunts.

Just fuck off and die, you sadist cunt.

Yeah fucked if I know. That’s tassie though, they’re different down there!

If you are the real Brony, you’ve mellowed.

Any beer brewed under license is fucking piss by definition. It happens a fair bit over here due to the distance but there is still good stuff to be had from independent bottle shops who import in chilled containers. Fullers is fucking hard to get here, and I love that shit. Unfortunately you only get a shadow of what we make here. Very few drink Fosters, but it’s actually pretty decent when fresh. The craft scene here is fucking huge now, and has caught up with the rest of the world if you like big hop driven beers. We can’t compete with the krauts or Austrians in the lager stakes though. Trumer Pils is absolute nectar, and for summer, Menebrea isn’t far behind.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, you fucking twat.

Not sure, it’s a pink ball in a 5 day (hopefully) test at an oval that is hosting the Ashes for the first time because the xenophobic cunts in WA want to remain a fortress. Personally I’m glad it’s in Hobart. Beautiful city, and that’s coming from a Victorian. I’m disappointed England was unable to put up more of a fight.

I watched it as it happened, and only the long game can produce suspense like that. Anderson and Broad hung on gamely, and of the whole English side, those two deserved to be there at the end.

He’s a fucking cunt of the highest order. Absolute shitcunt of a human. He can go and fuck himself with the rough end of a pineapple. They are launching a legal bid to fight his deportation so the cunt wants to clog up the courts now. Fuck off and die you bombchucking arsehole.