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Eric Cuntman

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  1. He looks like he keeps string, a penknife and a catapult in his pockets. I've come to genuinely despise the inbred Buffoon.
  2. She lives in Devon, ergo, she must have a Jack Russell. Every cunt in Devon has a Jack Russell. It's a bylaw or something.
  3. Another reference to my mother?
  4. The one with talent, Matt Horne, was sidelined in favour of pushing this fat fucking wanker into the limelight. Horne was superb in The Catherine Tate show, and not a bad straight actor. Patrick Stewart should've just come out with it, and called him a useless fat cunt at that awards ceremony.
  5. Has she seen 'Romper Stomper' yet?
  6. Or it might just be that you're a stupid fucking cunt.
  7. But it's ok to cast a black actress as Anne Boleyn? The fucking minorities are professional hypocrites. They claim that black actors should be given the roles of white historical figures, because 'they're actors and skin colour doesn't come into it'. So it would be ok for Bruce Willis to portray Malcolm X? No? Oh, so skin colour does come into it? But even asking those type of questions is 'racist'.
  8. The motto of The George Raft Institute For Genetic Research And Cloning.
  9. In his day, he was a much better frontman than Sammy Hagar. I still have 'Yankee Rose' on in the car sometimes.
  10. I've tried to stick up for him and bring him into the fold. He can go fuck himself from this point forward. And yes, it was a Bates Motel joke alluding to Harold being a bit of a looney. Bollocks to him. Open season on the spacker lads.
  11. He's probably taking advantage of both inclusivity culture and the Covid debacle simultaneously. He's working as a Covid Marshall, whirring along in his mobility scooter, waving a clipboard, blowing a whistle and flicking on the blue flashing light when he's in 'hot pursuit' of a 'perp'. The stupid fucking Davros cunt.
  12. Before Frankie Boyle was neutered by the left wing media cabal.. "somebody asked me, 'why do you wear those glasses and that beard? You look like a paedophile.." "Well, it's not my fault kids are attracted to men with beards and glasses!" "Do you know why cases of child sexual abuse are increasing?.. Sexy kids, that's why."
  13. I forgot about The Shining. Yeah, that was good too. Couldn't stand 2001, never even seen eyes wide shut but I know I'd hate it.
  14. Not instigating violence. Protecting you lot from it, should it be employed by the opposition. Not everybody in private security is a knuckle dragging thug. a lot of them are also animal lovers. We generally see humans at their worst and appreciate animals the more for it.
  15. I've not had much experience of them first hand, except for a couple of them I met donkeys years ago in Colchester. As far as i know, they were attached to the ANZAC branch of the SAS, training with Air Mobile running up to the second Middle East invasion. they weren't the type of cunts I'd have wanted to fuck with. One of them told me that the Maori had selectively bred soldiers for millennia, selecting the bloodlines for size, strength and aggression. That would explain Jake Heke. The bar fight scene in that film is, in my opinion, the best piece of choreographed violence in cinema. Have you seen the sequel, 'What becomes of the broken hearted'? Nowhere near as good as 'Once Were Warriors', but worth watching if you've got fuck all else to do.
  16. What have John Lennon and Opal Fruits got in common? They both used to come in a yellow bag.
  17. "If a washed up old pug like me can do that to ya, what do ya think Harold's gonna do to ya? He'll hoyt ya, he'll hoyt ya poymanent!" Chicken chasing in the morning.
  18. Is that a fruit machine in the corner? You fucking pikey.
  19. You just bit the hand that's fed you once too often.
  20. I'm on the side of Roops and the saboteurs. But the opposition have their own enforcers, and a group of middle class Tom & Jemima's aren't going to do much about it. £1200 will get you 4 gorrilas with pickaxe handles for the day. Don't whine about intimidation like schoolchildren, fucking fight back.
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