Eric Cuntman

You sneaky cunt! I was just about to correct your spelling of 'Vyvyan' and you fucking edited it before @Ape™️ logged in!

Unfortunately, not by a sledgehammer.

I will address my 'cimments' to the minkey.

Why don't you just put cyanide in your mouth Dickhead?

Here we go. While thousands of blacks congregate to celebrate New Year's Eve, the metropolitan police will be kicking in the doors of elderly white people and dragging them into vans for daring to have their grandkids round to visit.

Nelson Pooquet

Mario Andrexxi

Mr Hankie!

Michael Poomacher. Sticky Lauda. Ayrton Senna-pod. David Coul-turd.

If we're queuing up with lump hammers... I'll take the knee. Then the other knee, then both elbows.

Fascinating. Do you tell the checkout girls in Peacocks these stories whilst buying off-brand, Happy Shopper plimsolls?

I always thought that after the split, she became the only really fuckable one. An Actual, real bird, as opposed to the other 4 lumps of recycled showbiz plastic. I like her voice. Bryan Adams chose well for that duet.

Some kind of internally ribbed willy-warmer?

Neither would Tuna... errrm..

Bang to rights. I can't wait for his inevitable explanation as to why 'Nev' has his bulldog, Molly. Perhaps Nev liked Johnny's one so much that he bought one and named it Molly too. I wonder if Nev has a 3500-4500psi water blaster. 😂 I know we don't often get on Roops, but I fucking love you some times.

Shut up you completely irrelevant fucking idiot. Try taking all the drugs in one go. Fucking spastic.

Fuck off double post

YOU, Harold, are pulling someone up on a single typo??... Are you aware of the misspelled, randomly punctuated, avalanche of absolute shit that erupts from your keyboard on a daily basis?

Comprehensively rumbled. As guilty as a puppy sat next to a pile of poop. 🐶💩

You have to buy tickets if you want to see him. He doesn't make DVDs and actively removes any footage of himself from YouTube etc'. He is one of the worlds leading card magicians and has written books on close-up magic. Hope that helps.

He is actually 'Walter The Softy' from the Beano, grown up.

I don't disagree to be honest. But following years of anti-white social engineering by media, the demonisation and marginalisation of white males in particular, I've just had enough. A few years ago I believed in equality, but black people don't want equality. They want superiority, prioritisation and ultimately, revenge for 'slavery', conveniently ignoring the fact that blacks and Asians were just as responsible for the slave trade at the time. If black lives matter so much to black people, why don't they deal with their own young men who are actually responsible for the vast majority of violent deaths in their communities? We all know the names of Stephen Lawrence and George Floyd, how many of the tens of thousands of 'black on black' crime victims can we name? Fuck all. They blame the police for not tackling knife crime... yet scream racism if the police stop and search them. No fucking sympathy from me. Not any more.

How long did it take you to cum?

That'll be the place to find Cockfingers then.

No. I meant it as written. Roops is one of those 'right on' trendy types who think ethnic minorities are great, until one moves within a hundred miles of her.