Eric Cuntman

Frank, I'm trying to be pleasant and civilised with regard to you, but if you ever address @Ollyboro or any of your betters in this manner again, I shall be forced to absolutely kick your faggot cunt in. Show some fucking respect to your successors. Prowling around like some has been alpha lion with shit dribbling down its back leg isn't a good look for anyone. Fuck off.

My first thought too, on hearing that bit of music, Jack Nicholson and an army of fake paddies in blacked out limousines.

Your delicately nuanced prose is second to none, Rev. Ever thought of writing children's books?

You're starting to sound like Mick Taylor again Fends. I think you may be relapsing... ..I like it! But let's make the torture compulsory rather than optional.

I wish this was a BUPA advertising campaign slogan.

Don't expect an answer, you've made him look a right fucking cunt here. good work.

That seems to be the strategy. At least Hitler was honest, he might drop a doodlebug on your coal bunker, but he spoke his mind.

Fucking seriously? Rory McLeod, the only Muzzer on the tour, who, Just coincidentally, found a sponsor called ISIS. I want him dead. I've noticed that Judd Trump's odd haircut appears to be hiding a walnut head.

The 26th referendum.

In a former life, you must have been a French Man at Arms.

Bitchy.

KBW. Legend. One of my favourites is 'Living next door to Abo's'.

Well, that was what the graffiti on the Sangars said.

After your refusal to grant the likes I so richly deserve, I'm taking Roops' side on this one. You treacherous, granite groping, swampy type fucking pig-shagger.

The top one is 80 grit belt or orbital. I'm having trouble placing the other one.

Shooting.

Fuck you're needy! Anyway, I don't know about Wiz, but a couple of my favourites were 'Cunts who don't have a lobster pick set' and, 'cunts who don't have a Barbour jacket.

What a magical way of looking at it. I envy you 'glass half full' types. I need to work on my positivity.

I'd probably fuck it too Spot. But only after 14 pints and a quick perusal of medical records to ensure it's not one of those ones that shits itself.

No, but strangely suntanned. I think I might be mixed race.

My cock is darker than the rest of my skin. Hate crime.

From being stabbed by a Jamal.

Frocky Balboa montage.

"Say my name!" (gender non-specific pronouns only)

This 2 into 1 malarkey has given me an idea Ratty. We need to dig tunnels linking your holes together. This will speed up the process of deepening and bilge pumping by removing the need for repetitive ladder action. And I've seen all the bits out of the great escape with Charles Bronson in, so it should be a doddle!