Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 His head looks like a giant Malteser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Looks more like the bend blocker I deposited when I had a reach around earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 There's far too many over exposed ethnics on TV. From adverts to panelists to presenter's. How the fuck do the BBC get away with it. They are fucking everywhere. Man I fuckin hate this country. Someone nuke it please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 On 05/12/2016 at 6:55 PM, Eric Cuntman said: It's a couple of hours or so in small chunks. Just try to contribute as much as poss because there only seems to be a dozen cunts who actually say anything. And I'm too fucking lazy to keep logging out. A few stats for you Eric. You have posted 862 posts (and fucking counting) in the 29 days you've been a member. That's almost 30 posts a day. Now, you say you are on here for a couple of hours a day, so for the sake of argument you post 15 times an hour, or once every four minutes. Are you sure you don't spend a bit more time on here than you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: A few stats for you Eric. You have posted 862 posts (and fucking counting) in the 29 days you've been a member. That's almost 30 posts a day. Now, you say you are on here for a couple of hours a day, so for the sake of argument you post 15 times an hour, or once every four minutes. Are you sure you don't spend a bit more time on here than you say? It gives a guy a good feeling, knowing you're out there watching over us Apely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: It gives a guy a good feeling, knowing you're out there watching over us Apely. If 'Baws was functioning correctly I wouldn't have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ape said: A few stats for you Eric. You have posted 862 posts (and fucking counting) in the 29 days you've been a member. That's almost 30 posts a day. Now, you say you are on here for a couple of hours a day, so for the sake of argument you post 15 times an hour, or once every four minutes. Are you sure you don't spend a bit more time on here than you say? I couldn't really say. I'm not a sad cunt that sits there with a calculator and desk calendar and works out this kind of thing. Apparently you are that sad cunt and I thank you for your statistical input. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I couldn't really say. I'm not a sad cunt that sits there with a calculator and desk calendar and works out this kind of thing. Apparently you are that sad cunt and I thank you for your statistical input. No need to be aggressive- it's just an observation, you sad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: If 'Baws was functioning correctly I wouldn't have to. If you were functioning correctly it would not be beyond your abilities to type 20 or so words in under 4 minutes......idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: If you were functioning correctly it would not be beyond your abilities to type 20 or so words in under 4 minutes......idiot. Glad you're not at all bothered by what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Glad you're not at all bothered by what I said. Glad that you're glad. Wouldn't begrudge you your moment of glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Glad that you're glad. Wouldn't begrudge you your moment of glory. 866. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Ape said: 866. And 867 only took a couple of seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And 867 only took a couple of seconds. Very clever. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 He reminds me too much of Blair, all presentation, not much substance and bugger all Labour principles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Very clever. Well done! Thanks mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 On Tuesday, December 06, 2016 at 8:46 PM, Eric Cuntman said: If you were functioning correctly it would not be beyond your abilities to type 20 or so words in under 4 minutes......idiot. That would definitely explain a lot of the thought processes behind your contributions. Less is more. (Except when you're entertaining a lady, or gentleman, with your macro cock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 On 05/12/2016 at 17:01, The Beast said: I can't stand this fucking wanker. My opinion of him has deteriorated further. Just when you thought he had reached his nadir, he plunges to new depths by joining Vince Fucking Cable. He will be thrown out on his arse next vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 58 minutes ago, The Beast said: My opinion of him has deteriorated further. Just when you thought he had reached his nadir, he plunges to new depths by joining Vince Fucking Cable. He will be thrown out on his arse next vote. ...and no doubt it will be "cuz he is black" Just another believes in fuck all career politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 hours ago, The Beast said: My opinion of him has deteriorated further. Just when you thought he had reached his nadir, he plunges to new depths by joining Vince Fucking Cable. He will be thrown out on his arse next vote. It seems he’s already left the libtards and finally found his place He’s joined the ‘Sugarbabes’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 On 06/12/2016 at 21:05, Rick_B said: He reminds me too much of Blair, all presentation, not much substance and bugger all Labour principles. But no public school polish.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: It seems he’s already left the libtards and finally found his place He’s joined the ‘Sugarbabes’ Sex change U.K. The Independent Group (of cunts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 4 hours ago, The Beast said: My opinion of him has deteriorated further. Just when you thought he had reached his nadir, he plunges to new depths by joining Vince Fucking Cable. He will be thrown out on his arse next vote. Chucky was groomed ( in more ways than one ) by Lord Mangledbum to be the next Tony Blair. Like His Tonyness, Chucky is a man in a hurry but has been constantly thwarted by the hated Corbynistas. Hence, his constant hissy fits and taking his ball away to play with a team who will let him be Captain. Chucky is quite popular in his constituency and, to be fair, he is a local boy, being born and brought up in Streatham. (well until his rich hippy mother sent him off to a private school, which was more suitable for his needs as the champagne socialists always say) However, given the demographics of Streatham, they would vote for a dead cat with a carrot up it’s arse if it was the official Labour candidate. Perhaps the Lib Dumbs could find him a safe seat? Little Timmy Farron looks ripe for a culling. If not, I can see Chucky heading north to the SNP. That would be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Chucky was groomed ( in more ways than one ) by Lord Mangledbum to be the next Tony Blair. Like His Tonyness, Chucky is a man in a hurry but has been constantly thwarted by the hated Corbynistas. Hence, his constant hissy fits and taking his ball away to play with a team who will let him be Captain. Chucky is quite popular in his constituency and, to be fair, he is a local boy, being born and brought up in Streatham. (well until his rich hippy mother sent him off to a private school, which was more suitable for his needs as the champagne socialists always say) However, given the demographics of Streatham, they would vote for a dead cat with a carrot up it’s arse if it was the official Labour candidate. Perhaps the Lib Dumbs could find him a safe seat? Little Timmy Farron looks ripe for a culling. If not, I can see Chucky heading north to the SNP. That would be interesting. The Malteser headed cunt is running out of parties to defect to. Maybe the Greens next, they must have some colour blind voters. He was the top ‘Blairite’ contender (without actually putting his name forward) when Corbyn with the new momentum movement stood for the top job, but as soon as he realised that he wasn’t guaranteed to win he bottled it. The Cunt is a career opportunist and doesn’t have any loyalty to fuck all except himself. Slimy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: The Malteser headed cunt is running out of parties to defect to. Maybe the Greens next, they must have some colour blind voters. He was the top ‘Blairite’ contender (without actually putting his name forward) when Corbyn with the new momentum movement stood for the top job, but as soon as he realised that he wasn’t guaranteed to win he bottled it. The Cunt is a career opportunist and doesn’t have any loyalty to fuck all except himself. Slimy cunt. I'm giving you a like just for the opening 'The malteser headed cunt'. I didn't read the rest because I don't think you can get any better than those opening four words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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