Guest MikeD Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 All of a sudden the 'British Obama' says he doesn't like the pressure of standing for Labour leader.Or something really fucking dodgy is about to rear it's head.I know what I'd put my money on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 what kind of tree is that then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 what kind of tree is that then??Not sure, the kind that appears briefly then fucks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Im currently gypsying in sunny Lanzagrotty. There is here an impending election looming and looking at the local billboards it seems the choice is some leering, greasy fat cunt or some greasy, leering fat cunt or some fat cunt who's greasy and leering. And you thought we had a shit choice. Buenos dias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Im currently gypsying in sunny Lanzagrotty. There is here an impending election looming and looking at the local billboards it seems the choice is some leering, greasy fat cunt or some greasy, leering fat cunt or some fat cunt who's greasy and leering. And you thought we had a shit choice. Buenos diasMuch the same choice, pick the least cuntish out of a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Im currently gypsying in sunny Lanzagrotty. There is here an impending election looming and looking at the local billboards it seems the choice is some leering, greasy fat cunt or some greasy, leering fat cunt or some fat cunt who's greasy and leering. And you thought we had a shit choice. Buenos diasAt least the cunts out there will have a real tan, unlike the ronseal versions over here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 At least the cunts out there will have a real tan, unlike the ronseal versions over here..I think Umunna's one is real......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Im currently gypsying in sunny Lanzagrotty. There is here an impending election looming and looking at the local billboards it seems the choice is some leering, greasy fat cunt or some greasy, leering fat cunt or some fat cunt who's greasy and leering. And you thought we had a shit choice. Buenos diasTalking about greasy leering cunts. Have you found the naked sunbathing beach yet? Its the only one as I remember with proper sand on it, and Jeffrey Archer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Fucking hell, Eisenhower smoked 3 packs a day, had countless aneurysms, strokes, had his gall bladder removed yet led America through its greatest economic growth period in its history. Even Berlusconi is probably up for a bit of dogging still, even though he's in his dotage yet prissy-bollocks here is pussying out of the thing after 48 hours, because someone might say something nasty about him on Twitter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 As Jiggerycock mentioned, 48 hours and he pulls the plug?The devious cunt has been up to something and it's going to become public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 If he can't stand the heat it is best he brown's out now rather than when he is fully immersed. I don't like the posh wanker particularly and as someone who hasn't voted for the labour party for years, he would only keep it that way for me. Looking at the rest of 'em, I can't see any of them changing the party's fortunes. The wilderness is the only thing that awaits the labour party. Fucking good job and all. Closet conservative wankers, note the small c.I remember when there was actually a difference between the cons and lab, proper labour politicians like Dennis Skinner aka the Beast of Bolsover in full flow was a site to behold , very different from posh ed at full whimper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 I remember when there was actually a difference between the cons and lab, proper labour politicians like Dennis Skinner aka the Beast of Bolsover in full flow was a site to behold , very different from posh ed at full whimper They're all too afraid of offending anyone, bunch of limp-wristed, liberal poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Yes, to be leader of the Labour Party you have to be whiter than white (snigger, snigger). If you have a skeleton in the cupboard Murdoch's boys will hunt the bastard down and expose him to the full glare of the SUNlight (see what i did there?) This bloke has obviously been given some good advice by some cunt who knows what he is talking about. Common sense like that would probably make him a good PM but alas......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Yes, to be leader of the Labour Party you have to be whiter than white (snigger, snigger). If you have a skeleton in the cupboard Murdoch's boys will hunt the bastard down and expose him to the full glare of the SUNlight (see what i did there?) This bloke has obviously been given some good advice by some cunt who knows what he is talking about. Common sense like that would probably make him a good PM but alas.........48 hours and he pulls out. Coincidence? Like fuck it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) Basically Unite didn't want him and they own the Parliamentary Party so getting his nomination papers signed might have proved a challenge...Plus he's a slimy smug cuntWhat about Hazel Blears?.... I'll get my coat. Edited May 19, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 What about Hazel Blears..... I'll get my coat.They'd be as well asking the postman the next time he delivers their mail, they're pretty much fucked whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 48 hours and he pulls out. Kudos to him. I normally only manage four minutes at best. Two if she's wearing her Margaret Thatcher mask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Yes, to be leader of the Labour Party you have to be whiter than white (snigger, snigger). If you have a skeleton in the cupboard Murdoch's boys will hunt the bastard down and expose him to the full glare of the SUNlight (see what i did there?) This bloke has obviously been given some good advice by some cunt who knows what he is talking about. Common sense like that would probably make him a good PM but alas.........Skeleton? Like what? Stabbing your own brother in the back and effectively forcing hiim to emigrate out of his own fucking country?Bet the christmas dinners at Granny Moribunds' is fun.....and how dare you besmirch the name of a good Jewish journalist? You anti-semitic nazi!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 I can't stand this fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 39 minutes ago, The Beast said: I can't stand this fucking wanker. I hate his name, it sounds like a chanted chorus in a Ladysmith Black Mambazo song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hate his name, it sounds like a chanted chorus in a Ladysmith Black Mambazo song. Bit like 'Ken Barlow' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bit like 'Ken Barlow' I know you won't take this personally Eric (as I've just given you a like for your latest contribution to the Sickipedia thread, and that's the gold standard of likes around here) but... Dont you EVER pause for breath? AKA shut the fuck up? You mentioned a while back that you didn't spend more than an hour a day on here, but I think we both know that's a lie. When I donate money to the local hospice, I don't want to see it getting frittered away on high capacity wifi. Just saying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I know you won't take this personally Eric (as I've just given you a like for your latest contribution to the Sickipedia thread, and that's the gold standard of likes around here) but... Dont you EVER pause for breath? AKA shut the fuck up? You mentioned a while back that you didn't spend more than an hour a day on here, but I think we both know that's a lie. When I donate money to the local hospice, I don't want to see it getting frittered away on high capacity wifi. Just saying. It's got to be an hour and a half a day easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I know you won't take this personally Eric (as I've just given you a like for your latest contribution to the Sickipedia thread, and that's the gold standard of likes around here) but... Dont you EVER pause for breath? AKA shut the fuck up? You mentioned a while back that you didn't spend more than an hour a day on here, but I think we both know that's a lie. When I donate money to the local hospice, I don't want to see it getting frittered away on high capacity wifi. Just saying. It's a couple of hours or so in small chunks. Just try to contribute as much as poss because there only seems to be a dozen cunts who actually say anything. And I'm too fucking lazy to keep logging out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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