applescruff14 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 18 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Granny Knocking, Apple? Tell me you're not Wayne fucking Rooney! I was referring to knocking on people's doors and running away, something I did do a few times when I was little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: I was referring to knocking on people's doors and running away, something I did do a few times when I was little. Was this during your golden granny knocking period of 1996/97, which soon led to your disastrous 1998 granny knocking campaign - from which you saw no way out? By the way, Apple, it's called Nicky knocky nido, or Knock-a-door-run, up this neck of the woods. It was one of my most successful nominations on the old site. It garnered at least 6 responses, only 4 of which were suggestions involving me killing myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Was this during your golden granny knocking period of 1996/97, which soon led to your disastrous 1998 granny knocking campaign - from which you saw no way out? By the way, Apple, it's called Nicky knocky nido, or Knock-a-door-run, up this neck of the woods. It was one of my most successful nominations on the old site. It garnered at least 6 responses, only 4 of which were suggestions involving me killing myself. Sorry Olly, everyone knows it's called Knock down ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 I remember when we got tired of granny knocking around 14 years old. We started lobbing dog shit bags from those little red bins at people's conservatories instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: By the way, Apple, it's called Nicky knocky nido, or Knock-a-door-run, up this neck of the woods. It was one of my most successful nominations on the old site. It garnered at least 6 responses, only 4 of which were suggestions involving me killing myself. I demand a recount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I demand a recount. Fuck off. I'm not your fertility doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fuck off. I'm not your fertility doctor. Brilliant! Are you MikeD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 On 13 July 2016 at 5:35 PM, Ollyboro said: Was this during your golden granny knocking period of 1996/97, which soon led to your disastrous 1998 granny knocking campaign - from which you saw no way out? By the way, Apple, it's called Nicky knocky nido, or Knock-a-door-run, up this neck of the woods. It was one of my most successful nominations on the old site. It garnered at least 6 responses, only 4 of which were suggestions involving me killing myself. It was called 'Granny Knocking' when I was in East Sussex. I did every door up a 14 house Close once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, applescruff14 said: It was called 'Granny Knocking' when I was in East Sussex. I did every door up a 14 house Close once. They had doors where you lived? Well, lah-di-fucking-dah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They had doors where you lived? Well, lah-di-fucking-dah! It was the 70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: It was called 'Granny Knocking' when I was in East Sussex. I did every door up a 14 house Close once. But did you set a bag full of newspapers and dogshit alight and leave it on your victim's doorstep, then watch from a safe distance as the cunt covered himself in hot shit trying to stamp the fire out? (I didn't, but I saw it done). Anyway, back to your tall tales about Granny Knocking. Surely if you knocked on every door, one of the cunts would have answered and caught you knocking on one of his neighbour's doors. Unless you specialised in Sheltered Housing Granny Knocking, and none of your victims could have made it to the door. Perhaps they were all quadriplegic, in which case you were bang out of fucking order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: But did you set a bag full of newspapers and dogshit alight and leave it on your victim's doorstep, then watch from a safe distance as the cunt covered himself in hot shit trying to stamp the fire out? (I didn't, but I saw it done). Anyway, back to your tall tales about Granny Knocking. Surely if you knocked on every door, one of the cunts would have answered and caught you knocking on one of his neighbour's doors. Unless you specialised in Sheltered Housing Granny Knocking, and none of your victims could have made it to the door. Perhaps they were all quadriplegic, in which case you were bang out of fucking order. Perhaps I chose a good day to do it as I don't recall seeing anyone at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They had doors where you lived? Well, lah-di-fucking-dah! Did they have windows as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 On 14/07/2016 at 6:05 PM, Cuntybaws said: They had doors where you lived? Well, lah-di-fucking-dah! ..and we could leave the door unlocked, go to shop... Blah blah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ..and we could leave the door unlocked, go to shop... Blah blah.. Who would want to steal your worthless flim-flam tat. There are no wild monkeys in Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who would want to steal your worthless film-flam tat. There are no wild monkeys in Britain. Do you mean flim-flam? If you're going to try and have a go at me, at least get the fucking phrase right you worthless piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Do you mean flim-flam? If you're going to try and have a go at me, at least get the fucking phrase right you worthless piece of shit. how embarrassing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: how embarrassing ! Yep, bleach, woodchipper, etc etc... you know the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 On 27/06/2016 at 9:56 PM, Sancho Cuntza said: What a shower of useless fucking cunts. I like the cut of your jib. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I like the cut of your jib. He was a cunt. I'm glad he's dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Fuck this I'm getting up an goin to cash me giro ...keep working an paying yer tax....yiz cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 29 June 2016 at 4:52 PM, Stella Arsehole said: Go and suck his cock somewhere less public. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Footy fans are a load of incorrigible intellectually stunted wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 7/5/2016 at 9:41 AM, DingTheRioja said: We could do with you having a trip to Australia. Don't be a cunt Ding, he can still login from Oz, may i suggest a one way trip to Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Don't be a cunt Ding, he can still login from Oz, may i suggest a one way trip to Pluto. Pluto's a wanker. Goofy is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.