Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 35 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..only way to improve it would be a barrel of gelegnite...preferably when the place is full Panzerknacker Panzerknacker Gelignite, you must be an old school PIRA. The younger generation favour Semtex and C4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gelignite, you must be an old school PIRA. The younger generation favour Semtex and C4. It's his only line of defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gelignite, you must be an old school PIRA. The younger generation favour Semtex and C4. Laffin..who doenst love a bit of jelly Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Fucking brilliant. First Bash Street Boris and Council House Davis decide to leave it to some other cunt to sort out their Brexit mess, now May's told Europe to come up with something. Europe doesn't fucking have to. If we want a deal it's up to us. Basically Britain's behaving like a householder with a downstairs toilet (Ireland.N). We're saying, we can have a shit in your toilet, but we're not letting you have a shit in our toilet. Not even in the downstairs one with the sink too close to the shitter for a satisfactory masturbatory experience. Let's kill a few birds with one stone here. Give Northern Ireland to Eire. That'll get shot of a bunch of religious bigots (they can take Leicester and Bradford with them) and the Tory's majority. I'll set my mind to the Middle East problem at a later date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking brilliant. First Bash Street Boris and Council House Davis decide to leave it to some other cunt to sort out their Brexit mess, now May's told Europe to come up with something. Europe doesn't fucking have to. If we want a deal it's up to us. Basically Britain's behaving like a householder with a downstairs toilet (Ireland.N). We're saying, we can have a shit in your toilet, but we're not letting you have a shit in our toilet. Not even in the downstairs one with the sink too close to the shitter for a satisfactory masturbatory experience. Let's kill a few birds with one stone here. Give Northern Ireland to Eire. That'll get shot of a bunch of religious bigots (they can take Leicester and Bradford with them) and the Tory's majority. I'll set my mind to the Middle East problem at a later date. Send our Quincy to negotiate. He would simply bypass the toilet problem, and shit in Barnier's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking brilliant. First Bash Street Boris and Council House Davis decide to leave it to some other cunt to sort out their Brexit mess, now May's told Europe to come up with something. Europe doesn't fucking have to. If we want a deal it's up to us. Basically Britain's behaving like a householder with a downstairs toilet (Ireland.N). We're saying, we can have a shit in your toilet, but we're not letting you have a shit in our toilet. Not even in the downstairs one with the sink too close to the shitter for a satisfactory masturbatory experience. Let's kill a few birds with one stone here. Give Northern Ireland to Eire. That'll get shot of a bunch of religious bigots (they can take Leicester and Bradford with them) and the Tory's majority. I'll set my mind to the Middle East problem at a later date. This is extensively covered by panzerknacker and the world’s fucking press. What’s your point, olly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Send our Quincy to negotiate. He would simply bypass the toilet problem, and shit in Barnier's mouth. Fuck off withers you idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Yizzer all fucked ..gnite Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Have we sent these cunts the bill for WW1 and WW2 yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Yizzer all fucked ..gnite Panzerknacker In a few years, if things get really bad, do you think we'll end up in the same shit state as Ireland? P.S. I hope your morning hangover is as painful and brutal as it could possibly ever get. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Y'are fukked though..y'all know it but it'll just take a while for ya to see that europe isnt anything like yer commonwealth slaves Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Queefer said: Have we sent these cunts the bill for WW1 and WW2 yet The goat fucker defence..nidiot Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Historians talk of Suez as being when Britain was humiliated with loss of Empire and world prestige but never have I seen anything so shaming as this thick-headed, Home Counties scarecrow, jerking her way around the crowd of EU liars with her fixed appeasers grin, on the outside looking in, going 'pick me pick me', like the eternal sub on the school netball team. Has there ever been a more hapless, hopeless, useless Prime Minister in the history of British politics? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 With the exception of Maggie yiz put some prize cunts in the driving seat over the years Panzbaby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Historians talk of Suez as being when Britain was humiliated with loss of Empire and world prestige but never have I seen anything so shaming as this thick-headed, Home Counties scarecrow, jerking her way around the crowd of EU liars with her fixed appeasers grin, on the outside looking in, going 'pick me pick me', like the eternal sub on the school netball team.Has there ever been a more hapless, hopeless, useless Prime Minister in the history of British politics? Nope. She's got that one covered in leaps & bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: With the exception of Maggie yiz put some prize cunts in the driving seat over the years Panzbaby If only your mob had done a better job in Brighton, eh? Welcome back, by the way. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: If only your mob had done a better job in Brighton, eh? Welcome back, by the way. Fuck off. Meh..ya win some ya lose some Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Meh..ya win some ya lose some Panzbaby ...an if ya don't ya keep playin' 'til ya win some, winsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Dunno jiggers baby..think this leaving lark is a bit of a shite notion ..tell ya what..why dont y'all go get a cup of coffee and we'll go n talk to the frogs and the huns n tell them this was all a bit of a brainfart Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 53 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Historians talk of Suez as being when Britain was humiliated with loss of Empire and world prestige but never have I seen anything so shaming as this thick-headed, Home Counties scarecrow, jerking her way around the crowd of EU liars with her fixed appeasers grin, on the outside looking in, going 'pick me pick me', like the eternal sub on the school netball team. Has there ever been a more hapless, hopeless, useless Prime Minister in the history of British politics? The whole way that this entire process has been conducted is a fucking shambles. The likes of Rees Mogg and Johnson are shameless narcissists who only think of their own progression and couldn't give a flying fuck about what happens to this country. The only reason May has been allowed to stumble her way through this debacle is to become history's convenient patsy when future generations look back and realise what a collosal fuck up this has been. As soon as she's sold us up shit creek and fulfilled her role, she'll be out of the door, and the next Tory wanker in charge who didn't have the bottle to try and rescue the situation can hold their hands up and blame everything on her. Shameful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: The whole way that this entire process has been conducted is a fucking shambles. The likes of Rees Mogg and Johnson are shameless narcissists who only think of their own progression and couldn't give a flying fuck about what happens to this country. The only reason May has been allowed to stumble her way through this debacle is to become history's convenient patsy when future generations look back and realise what a collosal fuck up this has been. As soon as she's sold us up shit creek and fulfilled her role, she'll be out of the door, and the next Tory wanker in charge who didn't have the bottle to try and rescue the situation can hold their hands up and blame everything on her. Shameful. To a degree.... I mean it was obvious really wasn't it? Business wanted 'certainty', the public wanted us to get on with it so the morning after the referendum, we should have invoked Article 50, gone 'WTO rules it is folks - Industry? Prepare for that!' and done as May is doing now and start talking to individual nations (better still, the Chairman of the likes of BMW etc) over the heads of Barnier, Tusk Junker etc whose sole remit has been to screw as much money out of the UK as possible (No? Which EU projects have they cancelled in order to account for the UK-contribution-sized hole in the EU budget after we leave then?) and 'discourager les autres'. Sure. the 'Remainers' would have had a hissy fit - any bigger than the one they've been throwing (and getting away with) for the past two years though? Sure the EU would have gone ''What the...?' Shortly followed by 'Fucking hell these Rosbifs mean business!'. But we'd have been in charge of the agenda. There'd be no talk of a 'divorce bill' before trade talks (completely illegal under Article 50 BTW) and the discussion, I guarantee you, would have been of a bespoke deal for the UK. In addition, the chattering classes in the UK would be on about the opportunities afforded by Brexit, not cravenly having to apologise to all and sundry and explain it away as if it were some aberration rather than a democratically expressed desire. Plain as the hard-on in Punkape's face at the glory hole on Canal St you might have thought? Not a bit of it! More than 2 years after the referendum, the government has made little or no plans for WTO (which should have been its default position from the start) and has painted this nation as a supplicant to an anti-democratic bureaucracy which is looking at a financial abyss. Prime Minister? I wouldn't hire her to run the proverbial whelk stall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Yer forgetting about the other bit of the uk..the one thats ruining yer golden future ..norn iron ..tessy wont countenance any division of her country and all Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yer forgetting about the other bit of the uk..the one thats ruining yer golden future ..norn iron ..tessy wont countenance any division of her country and all Panzbaby No 'ruining' going on here. No one wins unless we all win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Historians talk of Suez as being when Britain was humiliated with loss of Empire and world prestige but never have I seen anything so shaming as this thick-headed, Home Counties scarecrow, jerking her way around the crowd of EU liars with her fixed appeasers grin, on the outside looking in, going 'pick me pick me', like the eternal sub on the school netball team. Has there ever been a more hapless, hopeless, useless Prime Minister in the history of British politics? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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