nocti Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You are heartless and cruel That's bullshit. Just the other night on the way back from the pub, I spotted a homeless man sat in a shop doorway and offered to share a kebab with him. The cheeky cunt told me to fuck off and get my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Poor little rich girl, caught between her do-gooding, virtue signalling, 'look at me emoting for the world' everybody' instincts and her love of a few million a month, a comfortable life and to kip down on a king-size Slumberland every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'd like to stuff a Christmas tree up her fanny and set it on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd like to stuff a Christmas tree up her fanny and set it on fire. Would the tree be decorated? I just want to get the mental image spot on. Also, which end first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 35 minutes ago, nocti said: Would the tree be decorated? I just want to get the mental image spot on. Also, which end first? The Southern end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, nocti said: Would the tree be decorated? I just want to get the mental image spot on. Also, which end first? There are two schools of thought on this matter. Sticking the thin end up first is the more painful method, but depending on the slackness of the quim, you run the risk of it falling out. Thick end first is my preferred insertion strategy, as the branches expand to fit widthways thus ensuring a secure fit. Baubles are a matter of personal choice. I tend to stick to a bit of tinsel and perhaps a wooden Father Christmas on the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Fucking two bob media whore. Why doesn’t she get on to that other champion of the refugees, Saint Gary Taxdodger? I’m sure that jug eared cunt has the odd mansion knocking about for this mouthy scrubber and her spoilt brats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd like to stuff a Christmas tree up her fanny and set it on fire. Disgraceful. Reported to Special Branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fucking two bob media whore. Why doesn’t she get on to that other champion of the refugees, Saint Gary Taxdodger? I’m sure that jug eared cunt has the odd mansion knocking about for this mouthy scrubber and her spoilt brats. Fascist running dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 So it turns out that Lily’s tenants didn’t refuse to move and didn’t threaten to use diplomatic immunity to stay put. They simply asked for 2 days grace to get out and in fact fucked off last night. But the poor little rich girl went to soshul meeja looking for sympathy and attention which she enjoyed so much when she was crying about all those 25 year old child refugees. Ironically she she only wanted to move in because she had to sell her Chilterns mansion to pay a huge tax bill. The bitch ought to get some advice from fellow child refugee lover Saint Gary Taxdodger. Pair of fucking self-serving hypocritical cunts together, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5246685/amp/Lily-Allen-sparks-fury-Rochdale-grooming-victims.html What planet is this fucking idiot on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5246685/amp/Lily-Allen-sparks-fury-Rochdale-grooming-victims.html What planet is this fucking idiot on? I was riled by this very article yesterday, Gyps. I see it this way: the vast majority of us have to work throughout most of our adult lives, otherwise we'll sink and lose our houses. Put simply, it's a matter of survival. During this time, and I speak of my experiences of working alongside arseholes in offices I honestly would bludgeon to death in a lawless society, we establish skills to cope with such situations: tact, diplomacy, compromise. We shut our mouths when we have to, despite feeling otherwise. This conceited little bitch has no such skills, because she's been handed everything on a plate, and for this reason, has never had to develop them for purposes of survival. Her father has always been an arrogant, bad-tempered, self-important bumwipe and she's a classic chip off the old cock. If ever you happen to come by a copy of Alex James' Bit Of A Blur, the former Blur bassist being a close pal of Keith Allen, it becomes very apparent Lily has lead an extremely privileged life from the outset and has never had to work her tits off to achieve anything of note. James's contacts in the music industry also went some way to providing the contemptuous little cuntfart a platform from which to launch her music career. The attention-hungry champagne socialist is everything I have ever despised in any human. If she was the last woman on Earth, and I the last man, I would still escape to the North Pole for a wank rather than blow my load anywhere near this talentless abomination of a pig's rectum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 I can't work out which utter piece of shit I despise more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqph5pQwtEk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What planet is this fucking idiot on? Oh, oh, I know this one! Is it Planet Stupid Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 I still wouldn't mind hanging out the back of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I still wouldn't mind hanging out the back of it. The risk there is falling asleep and waking up next to it You would be far better saving your energy and sticking to blowing up your date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 She would spontaneously combust if she had to speak to a poor, northern Englishman. And a white one at that. Sometimes, being a Manc is worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Neil said: I still wouldn't mind hanging out the back of it. Yet another privilege for Lily: being desired by one of the internet's biggest sex cases who'd give an unconscious Anne Widdecombe's a dirty sanchez in return for a four-pack of Foster's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: I still wouldn't mind hanging out the back of it. You're an old school gent you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Poor lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: I still wouldn't mind hanging out the back of it. Sort yourself out Neil. I thought you were a man of high quality wank material, thanks in no small part to me, you ungrateful shite. This silly slag has vomit inducing bug eyes and has taken a combined metric mile of cock. I once saw her pissing in the road outside the woolpack in slad 'an all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Fuck Stroud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Somebody please kidnap this fucking spastic and throw her out of a helicopter over the North Sea. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/row-erupts-as-lily-allen-slams-tfl-staff-for-celebrating-colonialism-a3747631.html%3famp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Somebody please kidnap this fucking spastic and throw her out of a helicopter over the North Sea. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/row-erupts-as-lily-allen-slams-tfl-staff-for-celebrating-colonialism-a3747631.html%3famp “ Beg to report sir....Zulus.....Thousands of em.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: “ Beg to report sir....Zulus.....Thousands of em.” Keep you interracial, gay blowbang fantasies to yourself, fucking poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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