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Taking an elderly or impaired relative with you when you go to the shops

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Guest Lady Penelope

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You want a quick look around Next, Wilkos, Marks & Sparks and then go to Wetherspoons for a portion of fish and chips. But no Mabel is using her walking frame and want to go to the toilet for the fifth time. Mabel then sees a disability aids shop and goes in and needs an hour long demo of each appliance, by which time its 17:30 and you have over run yor parking ticket by 20 minutes :(

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Eric Cuntman

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3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

What, in the name of big yellow rubbery fucks, is this shit?

Some kind of 'internal struggle made flesh' between a Tourettes persona that wants to spout shite and the civilised soul that has a bullshit suppression module?

The former is winning.

And the good thing is, we can insult her all we like, as she's just declared that she's deaf and her knees have gone. So she can't hear us and she couldn't chase us anyway.

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14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And the good thing is, we can insult her all we like, as she's just declared that she's deaf and her knees have gone. So she can't hear us and she couldn't chase us anyway.

Pardon?

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6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Spose ya could plonk them infront of some antiques themed tv programme and flee the scene 

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That's typical Oirish .. you are canny fuckers.

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12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Laffin. .hey ya gotta work with what ya have

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50 years ago I knew an irishwoman in Crewe who's father-in-law lived with her, (her husband was dead), father-in-law was in his seventies and doolally. If she wanted  break from him for the day she would take  him  to early morning mass and tell him that she would come back for him in about half an hour.She would then fuck off for the day and go back to the church in the evening and ask if anyone had seen her father-in-law as he had "gone missing". Of course he would usually be at the priest's house.

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2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

You want a quick look around Next, Wilkos, Marks & Sparks and then go to Wetherspoons for a portion of fish and chips. But no Mabel is using her walking frame and want to go to the toilet for the fifth time. Mabel then sees a disability aids shop and goes in and needs an hour long demo of each appliance, by which time its 17:30 and you have over run yor parking ticket by 20 minutes :(

Don't Mabel qualify for a blue badge?

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5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

50 years ago I knew an irishwoman in Crewe who's father-in-law lived with her, (her husband was dead), father-in-law was in his seventies and doolally. If she wanted  break from him for the day she would take  him  to early morning mass and tell him that she would come back for him in about half an hour.She would then fuck off for the day and go back to the church in the evening and ask if anyone had seen her father-in-law as he had "gone missing". Of course he would usually be at the priest's house.

A classic case of abuse of the Catholic Church.....

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