King Billy Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 That was meant for Panzbaby. Trying to eat my dinner, and about 3 other things at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: A weak retort Paddybaby like your handshake and genetics. Fuck off! How many chromosomes are you short?ya snotnose little rushabout Panzbaby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 @Panzerknacker Evening Panz, you still shilling bogus fitness training to fat birds in spandex? What's the average before they quit these days? One week? Two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Panzerknacker Evening Panz, you still shilling bogus fitness training to fat birds in spandex? What's the average before they quit these days? One week? Two? Approx 3 hours when lashed face down on spudboys rape mattress. The ones with stamina that is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Approx 3 hours when lashed face down on spudboys rape mattress. The ones with stamina that is I didn't know futon pads or outdoor furniture cushions counted as mattresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I didn't know futon pads or outdoor furniture cushions counted as mattresses. Boglands answer to Brad Pitt doesn't give two fucks- a park bench will do just as good as the back of his grubby grey van. Most paddys wouldn't bat an eyelid what with being arse fucked as kids by the local priest. It's kind of accepted over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Our family once stayed in a caravan at Bobby Sands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Our family once stayed in a caravan at Bobby Sands. Was it a forced stay, or just lean times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Was it a forced stay, or just lean times? Bed no breakfast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Was it a forced stay, or just lean times? It was shit so we had a dirty protest. By dirty, I mean my nan turned her clit inside out and did hand stands in front of the manager's office. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: It was shit so we had a dirty protest. By dirty, I mean my nan turned her clit inside out and did hand stands in front of the manager's office. Das ist gute Ja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Under his allotment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Under his allotment Snuggled up with the Semtex and the armalites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 I wonder whether Jorry and his fomuly still sleep three to a single bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Getfucked_YOU_CUNT! Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 The cunt should have be drowned at birth then electrocuted to just make sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 20 hours ago, King Billy said: What ‘Troubles’’? I’m still up for that couple of pints next time I’m coming home via your fair city Panz. Looking forward to the craic. We’re all fucking paddy’s mate, no matter what the fuck anyone tries to argue. 🇬🇧🇨🇮 You still doing Craic Billy? I thought you were clean now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You still doing Craic Billy? I thought you were clean now? The craic was good in Cricklewood The porridge was steaming hot and Billy came down to London Town and ate the fucking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Glowworm said: I wonder whether Jorry and his fomuly still sleep three to a single bed? His dad touched his dinkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His dad touched his dinkle. “Words spoken by an actor for legal reasons” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: “Words spoken by an actor for legal reasons” When that was going on, and all of his speech was dubbed by an actor, they could have made it a bit more entertaining and got Joe Pasquale to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: When that was going on, and all of his speech was dubbed by an actor, they could have made it a bit more entertaining and got Joe Pasquale to do it. Or a Nigerian with Tourette’s and a stammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 11/05/2019 at 19:33, Wizardsleeve said: @Panzerknacker Evening Panz, you still shilling bogus fitness training to fat birds in spandex? What's the average before they quit these days? One week? Two? I've a low drop out rate.. im pretty flexible time wise ..plus i know where they live ..ill give ya a tip for life..a little and often ..in all things ..follow that n youll not go wrong Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 18 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I've a low drop out rate.. im pretty flexible time wise ..plus i know where they live ..ill give ya a tip for life..a little and often ..in all things ..follow that n youll not go wrong Panzbaby A home built seismometre can tell us where they are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 18 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I've a low drop out rate.. im pretty flexible time wise ..plus i know where they live ..ill give ya a tip for life..a little and often ..in all things ..follow that n youll not go wrong Panzbaby Your balls haven't dropped yet Panz so what do you expect? Pensbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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