Wolfie Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, White van man said: He wouldn't go into battle. He wouldn't replace our nuclear subs. Big mistake. Many countries are envious of our great country. You only have to watch the scoring in the Eurovision song contest. We aren't liked Could it be that our performances in the Eurovision Song Contest are actually fucking shite, and nothing more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, Wolfie said: Could it be that our performances in the Eurovision Song Contest are actually fucking shite, and nothing more? Gina G was a banker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: This of course signals CCG misplacement of funding. What we do know is the May government's £337m winter cash boost has been used to service debt after decades of previous fuck-ups, which certainly hasn't helped the NHS. If money is not just the main problem, therefore, why do you think the crises is obviously getting worse under Hunt's stewardship? The tories have rationalised healthcare and continue to do so under the guise of sustainability and transformation plans. These invariably involve the closures of A&E departments and the loss of acute admission beds, closure of community hospital beds in preference for poorly resourced hospital at home initiatives, hence a queue of older people outside A&E's being the norm at any time of year, not just in times of high demand. The central aim of these plans is to reduce the overspend. As example, many CCG's no longer offer ear syringing , vasectomy or gluten free products on prescription. This is just the start. Then the profiteers will want their cut too, if all goes to plan. I am not dogmatic as to who runs health services, providing the non for profit ethos is maintained. Presently, NHS trusts operate in their own interests, shit scared of bad publicity and the barrack room, ambulance chasing cunt solicitor. Those involved at executive level management are involved in a merry-go-round of failure and large pay-offs. This has to change. Also, too many clinicians are involving themselves with the delivery of targets and should be sacked for blatant contravention of their codes of conduct. The term "public service" has almost become obsolete. Corporate principles and bureaucracy are choking the fucking thing to death. So when I say it doesn't need any more money, it would just be wasteful to allocate more billions in its present state. The money issue is a football for our venal political cunts to kick about and get mugs to vote for them, after all that's where their interest lies in getting their dirty fucking mits on power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/politics/904339/brexit-news-eu-uk-no-deal-free-trade-agreement-economists-fo This looks promising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 If there's one thing I can't stand is this sitting on the fence bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 So Call Me Dave emerges from the shadows, with a book to sell, trying to get back in with his rich mates who he dropped right in the shit. Gove and Johnson “ behaved appallingly” during the referendum says the Poshboy. This from a cunt who , by his own admission, was a pothead, a liar and dropped his schoolmates right in it to save his own arse. And a bloke who stuck his winkle into a pig’s mouth with no regard to the sensitivities of our peaceful friends. Does he really think that his rich pals will forgive him for giving us the referendum, conducting a campaign of complete ineptitude and then fucking off when he got his arse kicked. ( to be fair I don’t think the ruling class gave him any choice in that one.) Call Me Dave gushes about his “great achievement” of giving us gay marriage. What a pathetic cunt. I’d seriously like to know who the fuck is going to buy this book? Massive wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: So Call Me Dave emerges from the shadows, with a book to sell, trying to get back in with his rich mates who he dropped right in the shit. Gove and Johnson “ behaved appallingly” during the referendum says the Poshboy. This from a cunt who , by his own admission, was a pothead, a liar and dropped his schoolmates right in it to save his own arse. And a bloke who stuck his winkle into a pig’s mouth with no regard to the sensitivities of our peaceful friends. Does he really think that his rich pals will forgive him for giving us the referendum, conducting a campaign of complete ineptitude and then fucking off when he got his arse kicked. ( to be fair I don’t think the ruling class gave him any choice in that one.) Call Me Dave gushes about his “great achievement” of giving us gay marriage. What a pathetic cunt. I’d seriously like to know who the fuck is going to buy this book? Massive wanker. I'm gonna buy it. I like fairy tales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm gonna buy it. I like fairy tales. Wouldn't it be more principled to steal a copy of the book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: So Call Me Dave emerges from the shadows, with a book to sell, trying to get back in with his rich mates who he dropped right in the shit. Gove and Johnson “ behaved appallingly” during the referendum says the Poshboy. This from a cunt who , by his own admission, was a pothead, a liar and dropped his schoolmates right in it to save his own arse. And a bloke who stuck his winkle into a pig’s mouth with no regard to the sensitivities of our peaceful friends. Does he really think that his rich pals will forgive him for giving us the referendum, conducting a campaign of complete ineptitude and then fucking off when he got his arse kicked. ( to be fair I don’t think the ruling class gave him any choice in that one.) Call Me Dave gushes about his “great achievement” of giving us gay marriage. What a pathetic cunt. I’d seriously like to know who the fuck is going to buy this book? Massive wanker. Every aspirational prick should get a copy. To follow the white boys’ box of magic tricks; how to achieve stardom in British politics without any fucking contributions to society at large. It’s the latest edition of nothing more than a cook book really entitled “How to serve the public”. With complementary sachets of salt and pepper in the back cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: So Call Me Dave emerges from the shadows, with a book to sell, trying to get back in with his rich mates who he dropped right in the shit. Gove and Johnson “ behaved appallingly” during the referendum says the Poshboy. This from a cunt who , by his own admission, was a pothead, a liar and dropped his schoolmates right in it to save his own arse. And a bloke who stuck his winkle into a pig’s mouth with no regard to the sensitivities of our peaceful friends. Does he really think that his rich pals will forgive him for giving us the referendum, conducting a campaign of complete ineptitude and then fucking off when he got his arse kicked. ( to be fair I don’t think the ruling class gave him any choice in that one.) Call Me Dave gushes about his “great achievement” of giving us gay marriage. What a pathetic cunt. I’d seriously like to know who the fuck is going to buy this book? Massive wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 (edited) On 15/09/2019 at 00:28, judgetwi said: So Call Me Dave emerges from the shadows, with a book to sell, trying to get back in with his rich mates who he dropped right in the shit. Gove and Johnson “ behaved appallingly” during the referendum says the Poshboy. This from a cunt who , by his own admission, was a pothead, a liar and dropped his schoolmates right in it to save his own arse. And a bloke who stuck his winkle into a pig’s mouth with no regard to the sensitivities of our peaceful friends. Does he really think that his rich pals will forgive him for giving us the referendum, conducting a campaign of complete ineptitude and then fucking off when he got his arse kicked. ( to be fair I don’t think the ruling class gave him any choice in that one.) Call Me Dave gushes about his “great achievement” of giving us gay marriage. What a pathetic cunt. I’d seriously like to know who the fuck is going to buy this book? Massive wanker. Very harsh Judge. He has a dead kid to feed you know. He only mentioned this after slagging off all his former colleagues. He is a Right Honourable Gentleman after all. His legacy will be good reading for future generations. Privileged education at Eton. Fucked a pigs head Married a rich heiress. Smoked loads of dope. Became an MP instead of working. Licked loads of arse and became Prime Minister. Had to lick Nick Cleggs arse to stay PM Fucked up the country. Promised the plebs a referendum, didn’t really mean it (stoned) Picked the wrong side. Thought “Bollocks to this” Fucked off for 3 1/2 years Just by coincidence came back out of nowhere to publicise his memoirs and found himself unintentionally knifing Boris and Gove in the back. That’s what’s known as a series of unfortunate and unconnected events to members of the Tory Party. (Formerly known as ‘La Cosa Nostra’) Edited September 16, 2019 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: ‘Call me Gypps’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 47 minutes ago, King Billy said: Very harsh Judge. He has a dead kid to feed you know. He only mentioned this after slagging off all his former colleagues. He is a Right Honourable Gentleman after all. His legacy will be good reading for future generations. Privileged education at Eton. Fucked a pigs head Married a rich heiress. Smoked loads of dope. Became an MP instead of working. Licked loads of arse and became Prime Minister. Had to lick Nick Cleggs arse to stay PM Fucked up the country. Promised the plebs a referendum, didn’t really mean it (stoned) Picked the wrong side. Thought “Bollocks to this” Fucked off for 3 1/2 years Just by coincidence came back out of nowhere to publicise his memoirs and found himself unintentionally knifing Boris and Gove in the back. That’s what’s known as a series of unfortunate and unconnected events to members of the Tory Party. (Formerly known as ‘La Cosa Nostra’) He fucked a pigs head? I bet him and Corbyn have swapped a few horror stories. To be fair, Cameron got the fit one. Any man that willingly plunged into Abbopotamus's yawning cod-chasm, should be declared of unsound mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He fucked a pigs head? I bet him and Corbyn have swapped a few horror stories. To be fair, Cameron got the fit one. Any man that willingly plunged into Abbopotamus's yawning cod-chasm, should be declared of unsound mind. Neil is probably more qualified to comment on this matter than anyone else on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 It’s not really that great when the ‘fit one’ turns out to be a pigs head Eric. That’s a bit ‘Ok you’re the winner. Only one dark chap is gonna pound the life out of your asshole’ Yippeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s not really that great when the ‘fit one’ turns out to be a pigs head Eric. That’s a bit ‘Ok you’re the winner. Only one dark chap is gonna pound the life out of your asshole’ Yippeee. Be honest, if you absolutely, positively HAD to fuck either a dead pig, or Dianne Abbott.. You'd be pounding pork without a second thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Be honest, if you absolutely, positively HAD to fuck either a dead pig, or Dianne Abbott.. You'd be pounding pork without a second thought. Absolutely no contest. Fucking he'll I'd probably go as far as to appeal for marriage to the dead pig afterwards if it saved me from such a cruel fate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be honest, if you absolutely, positively HAD to fuck either a dead pig, or Dianne Abbott.. You'd be pounding pork without a second thought. Or if you were really pissed and for some weird reason thought you HAD to. And then after the act realised that you didn’t have to at all. You just wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Or if you were really pissed and for some weird reason thought you HAD to. And then after the act realised that you didn’t have to at all. You just wanted to. I just did a sick in my mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just did a sick in my mouth. The thing is though. Cameron can fuck a pigs head and no one really cares, but if he put in his book that he’d sucked Flabbots arse, people would think he’s a cunt. Which he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Glowworm said: I’ve seen that caravan on the waste ground by Camberwell Green. Some old crone lives there, looks like Mary Beard but not so glamorous. She keeps a couple of porkers so maybe that’s why Dave paid a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 21 hours ago, Glowworm said: Wouldn't it be more principled to steal a copy of the book? ......and when the Brexit induced shortage of toilet paper occurs (source: BBC) you can use the pages to wipe your arse. Oh, the anal irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 36 minutes ago, judgetwi said: ......and when the Brexit induced shortage of toilet paper occurs (source: BBC) you can use the pages to wipe your arse. Oh, the anal irony. You have not mentioned about the sky falling in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Called the bluff of the electorate and got busted. Resigned. I will say that , concerning fucking pigs , compared to Abbott - the pigs do make better noises (so I’m told). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 46 minutes ago, Pete said: Called the bluff of the electorate and got busted. Resigned. I will say that , concerning fucking pigs , compared to Abbott - the pigs do make better noises (so I’m told). And they're prettier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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