camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Did this nom years ago and still totally agree. Shite fucking cuntry pubs carveries are absolute wank holes. I hate them even more if they are frequented by pretentious londonistas and the price of the Calvery is therefore £30 per head. Calvery? What do they crucify people there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Calvery? What do they crucify people there? Could have been cavalry......I’d like to see some cavalry charge thru our local and cut down the fucking Volvo driving liberalists with children called Tomothy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet you prefer a flat roofed pub any day you boring fucking twat. They don’t serve irons in our pub so that’s you counted out. Anyway aren’t you more likely to buy a packet of rizzlas than a Pint? Bunch of powder monkies your generation. All wraps and eighths rather than pints and crisps. Stay out of what you don’t know. You have never been to a cuntry pub in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: They don’t serve irons in our pub so that’s you counted out. Anyway aren’t you more likely to buy a packet of rizzlas than a Pint? Bunch of powder monkies your generation. All wraps and eighths rather than pints and crisps. Stay out of what you don’t know. You have never been to a cuntry pub in your life. . ...... and anyone who uses the word “irons” who isn’t a dirty thick West Ham cunt is an even thicker cunt who needs to stop pretending they were best mates with Ronnie Kray before he turned gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Uncle Ernie liked to fiddle about with him too. I suspect Tommy was actually homosexual, as he was occasionally heard quoting John Inman's catchphrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Tell us about Portugal Ape ? What really happened ? Luckily, I'm in a good mood, otherwise I'd cooler you for 28 days. See you back on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Luckily, I'm in a good mood, otherwise I'd cooler you for 28 days. See you back on Saturday. Leniant or what? I call for an increased sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: . ...... and anyone who uses the word “irons” who isn’t a dirty thick West Ham cunt is an even thicker cunt who needs to stop pretending they were best mates with Ronnie Kray before he turned gay. I must admit I do hate every cockney who claims to have been at school wiv da Krays ! On my reckoning the Krays must have had 38,654 pupils in their class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I must admit I do hate every cockney Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 20 hours ago, Punkape said: Tell us about Portugal Ape ? What really happened ? You just can’t control yourself, can you? You are, without question, the thickest cunt in the known universe. Oh, and the biggest faggot too. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Village pubs are fucking great if you want to watch simple minded idiots who've never left their parish of birth behaving like utter cretins. You haven't lived until you've seen a bloke vomit London Pride all over a Christmas tree in rural Buckinghamshire with his cock sticking out of pissy chinos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Luckily, I'm in a good mood, otherwise I'd cooler you for 28 days. See you back on Saturday. Can't you just terminate the fucker? I'm getting sick of his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Village pubs are fucking great if you want to watch simple minded idiots who've never left their parish of birth behaving like utter cretins. You haven't lived until you've seen a bloke vomit London Pride all over a Christmas tree in rural Buckinghamshire with his cock sticking out of pissy chinos. They banned you after that, didn't they? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: They banned you after that, didn't they? Fuck off you soporific gorgon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, William T.D. Stickers said: Fuck off you soporific gorgon. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Agreed. Fuck off. Don’t ever agree with me. be a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 I am now in a quaint village pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rattled no liokes left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: I am now in a quaint village pub. Have a pint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: no liokes left. There's always tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Our village pub is fantastic, apart from the post office it's the only place in the village to spend money. We have charity quiz nights to raise money for the football/cricket team, the monthly news letter is compiled in a pub meeting with the village constable and they do a great Sunday lunch. Maybe you lot should move to a better area.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Our village pub is fantastic, apart from the post office it's the only place in the village to spend money. We have charity quiz nights to raise money for the football/cricket team, the monthly news letter is compiled in a pub meeting with the village constable and they do a great Sunday lunch. Maybe you lot should move to a better area.... Shit Eddie I've just worked out who you are! Is it tough being the only black man in the parish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 22/03/2018 at 12:42 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Calvery? What do they crucify people there? MC does have a cross to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: MC does have a cross to bear. So do you. Cross-genderism. Where's your protege tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So do you. Cross-genderism. Where's your protege tonight? Been out watching the football, are you missing my presence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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