Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Like a "Remember the 96" collection tin in a Merseyside pub at chucking out time on a Saturday night. What with all the death and heartache associated with it, you would have thought that the people of Liverpool would have had enough of football and taken a different sport to their hearts.. ...Squash, for example. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Rob Brydon - QED. How anybody can attempt to combine Welsh and comedian in the same sentence defies explanation and logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How anybody can attempt to combine Welsh and comedian in the same sentence defies explanation and logic. Why don’t you shove a leek up your arse and see if you laugh...... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Why don’t you shove a leek up your arse and see if you laugh...... lol. Fuck off. Demonstrate how to do that, won't you? There's a good lad. Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Demonstrate how to do that, won't you? There's a good lad. Fuck off LOL A leek wouldn't touch the sides of an orifice more accustomed to unlubricated pumpkins. mind you, I bet there's a few sub-Saharan cunts who've 'taken' a leak up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: A leek wouldn't touch the sides of an orifice more accustomed to unlubricated pumpkins. mind you, I bet there's a few sub-Saharan cunts who've 'taken' a leak up his arse. To say nothing of the Laotian lady boys lost up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: To say nothing of the Laotian lady boys lost up there. And poor Lemmywinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How anybody can attempt to combine Welsh and comedian in the same sentence defies explanation and logic. Nonsense. How can anycunt forget Ron Davies "Looking At Badgers" comedic tour de force. I've often wondered if Ron and Spotter are one and the same. And there's Simon Weston's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Nonsense. How can anycunt forget Ron Davies "Looking At Badgers" comedic tour de force. I've often wondered if Ron and Spotter are one and the same. And there's Simon Weston's face. Spotto's style is uniquely dry and distinct. His poignant observations appeal to common sense, which is so clearly lacking in human kind anymore, we can't help but laugh. It's like hearing a eulogy where the speaker makes a comment about the deceased all could relate to and know as total bollocks, and laugh, as inappropriate as it is to do so at such a somber event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's that gigantic, omnipresent shit-eating grin that gets me. Where's Fender when you need him? Fender's so part time he's full time not here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 15 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: What's to say about this one? Well plenty but I'll take an instant dislike to him as it saves time. Hid stand up career is aptly named - I stand up and unplug the TV when I see that sickening smug boat race. Hall of fame material he is. You should see the state of His Mother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: Fender's so part time he's full time not here He's a night-bird. Daylight hours are bad for his skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 48 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How anybody can attempt to combine Welsh and comedian in the same sentence defies explanation and logic. What! You never found Max Boyce with his large leek, Wales scarf and "I was there" stories hilarious? Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's that gigantic, omnipresent shit-eating grin that gets me. Where's Fender when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 So ex soldier Joe Robinson is begging the UK government for help is he? Well Joe, you don't understand the conflict you've taken sides in, so at best you're an adventurer or merc and at worst a thrill seeking dickhead. Either way, I hope you rot in some Turkish arse stretching academy jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: So ex soldier Joe Robinson is begging the UK government for help is he? Well Joe, you don't understand the conflict you've taken sides in, so at best you're an adventurer or merc and at worst a thrill seeking dickhead. Either way, I hope you rot in some Turkish arse stretching academy jail Remember Ratty it's fear that builds walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Remember Ratty it's fear that builds walls. that's fuckin profound Alf. You haven't been at the books again have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: So ex soldier Joe Robinson is begging the UK government for help is he? Well Joe, you don't understand the conflict you've taken sides in, so at best you're an adventurer or merc and at worst a thrill seeking dickhead. Either way, I hope you rot in some Turkish arse stretching academy jail Can you remember the end scene to The Last of The Mohicans? I always pictured you as wise old Chingachgook, Bill as Uncas and myself as the half-breed Hawkeye. Axing our way through politically correct foes whilst accompanied by an original Clannad soundtrack, all for Stickers to be decapitated by an enraged Roops and you avenging his honour in the final moments whilst giving an emotional penultimate speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Can you remember the end scene to The Last of The Mohicans? I always pictured you as wise old Chingachgook, Bill as Uncas and myself as the half-breed Hawkeye. Axing our way through politically correct foes whilst accompanied by an original Clannad soundtrack, all for Stickers to be decapitated by an enraged Roops and you avenging his honour in the final moments whilst giving an emotional penultimate speech. you fuckin weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What! You never found Max Boyce with his large leek, Wales scarf and "I was there" stories hilarious? Shame if ever there was a cunt who was 'of his time' it wasn't Max Boyce. His unique utter shitness still resonates with anyone who hears him today. Even my fuckin cat Zyklon goes into a coma when the druid windbag pipes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What with all the death and heartache associated with it, you would have thought that the people of Liverpool would have had enough of football and taken a different sport to their hearts.. ...Squash, for example. I'd be hard pressed to come up with anything better than this Authoritah. Mine jew, sales of Nesquik went up because no one could bring themselves to buy Crusha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Spotto's style is uniquely dry and distinct. His poignant observations appeal to common sense, which is so clearly lacking in human kind anymore, we can't help but laugh. It's like hearing a eulogy where the speaker makes a comment about the deceased all could relate to and know as total bollocks, and laugh, as inappropriate as it is to do so at such a somber event. he still won't suck you off Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You should see the state of His Mother... If @Panzerknacker gets hold of this old biddy, wait till you see the state of her backdoors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Another talent-starved wanker from the Micky Flanagan school of hiding the fact that he's as funny as cot death behind his geezer accent. I'd pay good money for the chance to kick the equine cunt's teeth down his throat. As an added bonus it would keep him constipated for at least a month. He probably has to walk through a car wash every morning just to brush the fuckers. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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