Guest judgetwi Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Get fucked you dunce. Something I struggle to do on a regular basis. Obviously I can’t compete with your stereotypical fantasies but i’ll take a walk along the beach, drink some coffee while i’m reading The New European , ( I need to keep an eye on those monkeys who are supposed to be cleaning my pool) and see if I can’t come up with some bullshit. Get back to you later Remoaner Boy. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Something I struggle to do on a regular basis. Well this does not surprise me. Even if you could find your little winkle among the adipose, the diabetes and antihypertensives will have long rendered you useless, having last experienced tumescence on an NF March in 1975, aside from a lazy lob in June 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Indeed. But it’s faster here than blighty. 50mbps is standard. On mobile connections in built up areas maybe (world ranking rated 6th) but on landline connections the average is 33.28 Mbps (world ranking rated 60th) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: On mobile connections in built up areas maybe (world ranking rated 6th) but on landline connections the average is 33.28 Mbps (world ranking rated 60th) Did you know this? Be honest now. Did you know this or did you go to the trouble of looking it up? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: On mobile connections in built up areas maybe (world ranking rated 6th) but on landline connections the average is 33.28 Mbps (world ranking rated 60th) Australia it is, then. How stereotypical. https://www.statista.com/statistics/896768/countries-fastest-average-mobile-internet-speeds/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 23 minutes ago, Ape said: Did you know this? Be honest now. Did you know this or did you go to the trouble of looking it up? @Ape I know that you cannot read this but much of life consists of looking things up .. I am considered to be an Expert on British Butterflies but I always have a couple of books to hand to double check information and I am also not above using the internet to do so too. I am will to wager 50 New Pence that you yourself are regular user of google and other sources of reference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Did you know this? Be honest now. Did you know this or did you go to the trouble of looking it up? I think there is more respect for Roops if she did look it up. What type of boring cunt, other than yourself, would you have to be to have this knowledge on tap? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What type of boring cunt, other than yourself, would you have to be to have this knowledge on tap? Well, fuck you too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Did you know this? Be honest now. Did you know this or did you go to the trouble of looking it up? A pointless question if I may say so. Of course I looked it up. I don't memorise the technical minutiae of everything. I'm aware which countries are known for fast internet speeds and LCS's new home isn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: A pointless question if I may say so. Of course I looked it up. I don't memorise the technical minutiae of everything. I'm aware which countries are known for fast internet speeds and LCS's new home isn't one of them. Just checking. I’m certainly not aware of the internet speeds of other countries. The internet speed of other countries doesn’t rank anywhere in my need-to-know list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think there is more respect for Roops if she did look it up. What type of boring cunt, other than yourself, would you have to be to have this knowledge on tap? Stick to drinking yourself to death, and keep your red, swollen nose out of my business, you humourless fucking wanker. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 46 minutes ago, Ape said: Just checking. I’m certainly not aware of the internet speeds of other countries. The internet speed of other countries doesn’t rank anywhere in my need-to-know list. There is no need for it to rank in you need to know list @Ape possibly battery life and replacement rotors and other part of model helicopters should be on your need to know list, but that really just part of your fairly uninteresting life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: @Ape I know that you cannot read this but much of life consists of looking things up .. I am considered to be an Expert on British Butterflies but I always have a couple of books to hand to double check information and I am also not above using the internet to do so too. I am will to wager 50 New Pence that you yourself are regular user of google and other sources of reference. I bet with your Green Hairstreak you fancy a Large Copper with an Orange Tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet with your Green Hairstreak you fancy a Large Copper with an Orange Tip. Green Haurstreaks are bastards to see when they settle on billberry leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Green Haurstreaks are bastards to see when they settle on billberry leaves. The Camberwell Beauty used to be frequently found on front lawns at daybreak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Ape said: Stick to drinking yourself to death, and keep your red, swollen nose out of my business, you humourless fucking wanker. Lol. Fuck off. He shoots, he scores! Nerve successfully struck and rattled. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Ape said: Just checking. I’m certainly not aware of the internet speeds of other countries. The internet speed of other countries doesn’t rank anywhere in my need-to-know list. What do you actually know Ape, apart from the price of every supermarkets own brand beans and other boring shit like the the average fly time for 2500mah batteries on 92% charge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Camberwell Beauty used to be frequently found on front lawns at daybreak. That does not surprise me and I expect that it was a "real beauty" at that time of the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: That does not surprise me and I expect that it was a "real beauty" at that time of the morning. Morning glory, like a meerkat twitching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Ape said: Stick to drinking yourself to death, and keep your red, swollen nose out of my business, you humourless fucking wanker. Lol. Fuck off. @Apeif you have blocked me how come you are on this nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What do you actually know Ape, apart from the price of every supermarkets own brand beans and other boring shit like the the average fly time for 2500mah batteries on 92% charge Brilliant! Your entire comment is based on the work of @Earl of Punkape and @Witheredscrote. Try and think up something original, of your own making. Such comments simply pander to the bottom feeders of this site, as illustrated by the “likes” you’ve received. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He shoots, he scores! Nerve successfully struck and rattled. Lol Yeah, you really got me. Have another can of Special Brew to celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, you really got me. Have another can of Special Brew to celebrate. @Ape will you be my friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 46 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, you really got me. Have another can of Special Brew to celebrate. I'm abstaining from alcohol at the moment and substituting it with milk shake instead. The trouble is i don't always like to finish my milk shake and end up throwing it over anyone who's walking past. It happened twice recently, I think it was the same person as well. What are the fucking chances of that eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm abstaining from alcohol at the moment and substituting it with milk shake instead. The trouble is i don't always like to finish my milk shake and end up throwing it over anyone who's walking past. It happened twice recently, I think it was the same person as well. What are the fucking chances of that eh? Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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