Penny Farthing Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 So you are sunbathing in your South London Garden and 100 pounds of frozen lean Kenyan meat drops from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: So you are sunbathing in your South London Garden and 100 pounds of frozen lean Kenyan meat drops from the sky. Yeh, it gives 'drop in sometime' a whole new meaning. They found his lunch tied to the landing gear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: They found his lunch tied to the landing gear. Bush meat apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Wasn't there an Indian takeaway a few years back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, it gives 'drop in sometime' a whole new meaning. They found his lunch tied to the landing gear. I believe it's the new Ryanair 'Cheap economy' ticket. For £50 you sit in the wheel housing. For an extra £100, you get a mini hanglider for a safer landing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, it gives 'drop in sometime' a whole new meaning. They found his lunch tied to the landing gear. He gets into the landing gear bay of a plane that will cruise at an elevation of around 7 miles where temperatures are far below freezing and atmospheric pressure below that required to support human needs and takes a fucking packed lunch with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 Apparently this airborne stiff landed “a metre away” (whatever happened to British yards?) from some cunt. Shame. As it was Clapham there was a good chance he would land on a gay, some posh save the planet vegan hippy or a fucking foreign ponce. Wouldn’t it be a delicious irony if some thieving, drug dealing Somalian got splattered by a frozen Kenyan? Makes me long for the days of Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Apparently this airborne stiff landed “a metre away” (whatever happened to British yards?) from some cunt. Shame. As it was Clapham there was a good chance he would land on a gay, some posh save the planet vegan hippy or a fucking foreign ponce. Wouldn’t it be a delicious irony if some thieving, drug dealing Somalian got splattered by a frozen Kenyan? Makes me long for the days of Empire. No one ever says 39 and 1/3 inches do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: No one ever says 39 and 1/3 inches do they? Judgie does. To the question: how big are your built up heels, and what size waist are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 57 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Apparently this airborne stiff landed “a metre away” (whatever happened to British yards?) from some cunt. Shame. As it was Clapham there was a good chance he would land on a gay, some posh save the planet vegan hippy or a fucking foreign ponce. Wouldn’t it be a delicious irony if some thieving, drug dealing Somalian got splattered by a frozen Kenyan? Makes me long for the days of Empire. Er excuse me waiter, I asked for a Columbian! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: He gets into the landing gear bay of a plane that will cruise at an elevation of around 7 miles where temperatures are far below freezing and atmospheric pressure below that required to support human needs and takes a fucking packed lunch with him. And I bet it was freeze dried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Er excuse me waiter, I asked for a Columbian! Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Out of likes. Theres always tomorrow to use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Theres always tomorrow to use them. See? Fucking look at you. Always going on about the leaderboard being a load of shit.. get a little taste of it and you're hooked. I can smell the ambition on you, witch. I'm the only whore in this village. Find somewhere else to swing your handbag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, it gives 'drop in sometime' a whole new meaning. They found his lunch tied to the landing gear. Withers, you slimy little fucking worm. Do you really think @Admin is going to tolerate your blatant leaderboard manipulation? 6 likes awarded to Eddie in 5 minutes... I imagine most of your likes will be rescinded and you should expect a lengthy ban. You fucking disgust me, you filthy fucking stinking French cunt. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers, you slimy little fucking worm. Do you really think @Admin is going to tolerate your blatant leaderboard manipulation? 6 likes awarded to Eddie in 5 minutes... I imagine most of your likes will be rescinded and you should expect a lengthy ban. You fucking disgust me, you filthy fucking stinking French cunt. Lol. Fuck off. Fuck off Eric, I’m just surprised I haven’t received more likes.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Fuck off Eric, I’m just surprised I haven’t received more likes.. I'm surprised you're not in prison for murdering another rapper. Rubber-lipped fucking bumbaclart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck off Eric, I’m just surprised I haven’t received more likes.. You've got a few off of me today, although to be fair they were genuine real deal Decimus likes and not that foreign shit Withers dishes out. I particularly liked and chuckled at "I hope the real IRA put a rocket in your pocket" which was aimed at Tango Bill, the soppy cannon fodder cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers, you slimy little fucking worm. Do you really think @Admin is going to tolerate your blatant leaderboard manipulation? 6 likes awarded to Eddie in 5 minutes... I imagine most of your likes will be rescinded and you should expect a lengthy ban. You fucking disgust me, you filthy fucking stinking French cunt. Lol. Fuck off. I'm surprised he's got any left, the oily grape stomping cunt was flinging irons at me like a queer possessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'm surprised he's got any left, the oily grape stomping cunt was flinging irons at me like a queer possessed. Another attempt at getting banned, the attention seeking little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck off Eric, I’m just surprised I haven’t received more likes.. Unfortunately you don’t get likes for being a thick-as-pigshit racist idiot, otherwise you’d have more than you could ever imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers, you slimy little fucking worm. Do you really think @Admin is going to tolerate your blatant leaderboard manipulation? 6 likes awarded to Eddie in 5 minutes... I imagine most of your likes will be rescinded and you should expect a lengthy ban. You fucking disgust me, you filthy fucking stinking French cunt. Lol. Fuck off. I took time to read Ed and Scotty's posts, found them interesting, funny, and better than any of your 'throwing shit at the wall, and some will stick' attitude. Fuck off pin-head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Unfortunately you don’t get likes for being a thick-as-pigshit racist idiot, otherwise you’d have more than you could ever imagine. God you’re dull, I bet your wife even hates you ✈️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I took time to read Ed and Scotty's posts, found them interesting, funny, and better than any of your 'throwing shit at the wall, and some will stick' attitude. Fuck off pin-head. Greasier than the hull of the Exonn Valdez. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Unfortunately you don’t get likes for being a thick-as-pigshit racist idiot, otherwise you’d have more than you could ever imagine. It’s a pity a big bloated Nigerian cunt didn’t flatten and splatter you whist leaving Tesco with your “reduced to clear” beans..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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