camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49706425 It'll look lovely in a caravan, that. Apparently, Bleinheim security are investigating but have nothing to go on. 😂 Oh, alright then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49706425 It'll looked lovely in a caravan, that. Apparently, Bleinheim security are investigating but have nothing to go on. 😂 Oh, alright then. There’s something wrong here. The whole thing stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: There’s something wrong here. The whole thing stinks. Inside job? Probably a leak somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pile of shit. Police are checking ‘Slash Converters’, and all other pong shops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 It's made of gold, so fucking what. I'd trade it for a Royal Doulton vitreous china one if it wiped my arse for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 The ‘Shat on Garden’ gang have denied being involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 They definitely took the piss. After melting it down and flogging it they're going to be flush. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 I wonder how many rings it'll make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Chief Pooper Attendant Walter Bigjob of Scotland Yard said they are currently examining some recently made skidmarks discovered near the back doors, which had been forcibly entered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wonder how many rings it'll make? No point in ringing. Probably engaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Police have named the mastermind behind the job as Michael Jackson, otherwise known as ‘The King of Plop’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Once they brought darkies into the royal family, it was only a matter of time before the shiny things started disappearing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Once they brought darkies into the royal family, it was only a matter of time before the shiny things started disappearing. The Royals have gone to pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Hasn't that gold melting, road rage cunt Kenny N. just been released? ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Once they brought darkies into the royal family, it was only a matter of time before the shiny things started disappearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 51 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Hasn't that gold melting, road rage cunt Kenny N. just been released? ed Yes, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Police are checking ‘Slash Converters’, and all other pong shops. Laffin Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Once they brought darkies into the royal family, it was only a matter of time before the shiny things started disappearing. It will make for a lifetime supply of toe rings. Next goes the crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 7 hours ago, White Cunt said: It will make for a lifetime supply of toe rings. Next goes the crown. I reckon the dental fashion market should be well stocked for the foreseeable future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 On 16/09/2019 at 20:06, King Billy said: Police have named the mastermind behind the job as Michael Jackson, otherwise known as ‘The King of Plop’ On 16/09/2019 at 19:06, King Billy said: There’s something wrong here. The whole thing stinks. On 16/09/2019 at 19:25, King Billy said: Police are checking ‘Slash Converters’, and all other pong shops. On 16/09/2019 at 19:46, King Billy said: Chief Pooper Attendant Walter Bigjob of Scotland Yard said they are currently examining some recently made skidmarks discovered near the back doors, which had been forcibly entered. On 16/09/2019 at 19:48, King Billy said: No point in ringing. Probably engaged. Shut up Billy. You're like a fucking Carry On film on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Hmm. “Carry On Fucking on Steroids”. Filmed on location in Cheshire. Coming to a golf course near you. Cut. I said CUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Shut up Billy. You're like a fucking Carry On film on steroids. Infamy, infamy, You’ve all got it infamy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Infamy, infamy, You’ve all got it infamy. 'Ere, stop messing about! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 On 16/09/2019 at 19:00, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49706425 It'll look lovely in a caravan, that. Apparently, Bleinheim security are investigating but have nothing to go on. 😂 Oh, alright then. Let it not be said that The Corner is not at the cutting edge of satire. This cartoon has appeared in today's issue of Private Eye. Remember folks, if it doesn't appear on The Corner first, then it aint worth jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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