White Cunt Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 There is no place for anything other than an old biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 19 hours ago, White Cunt said: There is no place for anything other than an old biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value. What the fuck? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 22 hours ago, White Cunt said: There is no place for anything other than an old biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 23 hours ago, White Cunt said: There is no place for anything other than an old biddie’s para jumpers and forks above a stove, you would think. Yet not senile enough to invite a specialist to evaluate it’s pensionable value. I’ll admit I’ve posted on this forum while pretty pissed, but what the fuck is this cunt on? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 “Rare 13th century painting discovered in French woman’s kitchen” msm Sorry could not add the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: I’ll admit I’ve posted on this forum while pretty pissed, but what the fuck is this cunt on? A combination of potent spice and crystal meth, at a guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: A combination of potent spice and crystal meth, at a guess. And an absence of any brain cells for it to effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 25/09/2019 at 16:03, ratcum said: I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out. Was it on Page 3, or in the obituaries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Joker said: Was it on Page 3, or in the obituaries? I didn't know Exchange and Mart has obituaries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 25/09/2019 at 16:03, ratcum said: I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out. If you're going down on her, you should probably leave it alone a couple of hours after it reaches room temperature. If it's anal, 30 minutes post mortem should be the limit, unless you're Dennis Nilsen. If you're just using her to hold your beer in her open mouth, you've probably got a couple of weeks, as long as its not summer. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: If you're going down on her, you should probably leave it alone a couple of hours after it reaches room temperature. If it's anal, 30 minutes post mortem should be the limit, unless you're Dennis Nilsen. If you're just using her to hold your beer in her open mouth, you've probably got a couple of weeks, as long as its not summer. Hope that helps. You're alright DC. You could do one of those D.G. Hessayon books 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2019 Report Share Posted October 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: You're alright DC. You could do one of those D.G. Hessayon books Take Take that. There's a copyright fee on that, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 On 25/09/2019 at 16:03, ratcum said: I'm wondering how long I'd keep going back to a dead Page 3 girl's corpse before it grossed me out. This from a weirdo who jerks off to photos of Irma Grese and Juana Bormann and has a pair of Goering’s shit stained pants in a temperature controlled display case. I think you can answer your own question Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: This from a weirdo who jerks off to photos of Irma Grese and Juana Bormann and has a pair of Goering’s shit stained pants in a temperature controlled display case. I think you can answer your own question Herr Oberst. You mean like how after Adolf farted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You mean like how after Adolf farted? If these were Adolfs he must have had a 60’’ waist and been 8’ tall. With that in mind his arsehole would have been proportionately large and therefore capable of such explosive damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: If these were Adolfs he must have had a 60’’ waist and been 8’ tall. With that in mind his arsehole would have been proportionately large and therefore capable of such explosive damage. Or the officer holding them was only 3' tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: If these were Adolfs he must have had a 60’’ waist and been 8’ tall. With that in mind his arsehole would have been proportionately large and therefore capable of such explosive damage. Or your average Florida native. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: This from a weirdo who jerks off to photos of Irma Grese and Juana Bormann and has a pair of Goering’s shit stained pants in a temperature controlled display case. I think you can answer your own question Herr Oberst. Thanks Jewdy, I'd forgotten about the fragrant lovely Bormann. My all time fave was Herta Botha, who from some angles looked like actor Gordon Jackson in The Great Escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 On 19/10/2019 at 15:09, ratcum said: Thanks Jewdy, I'd forgotten about the fragrant lovely Bormann. My all time fave was Herta Botha, who from some angles looked like actor Gordon Jackson in The Great Escape. That's Rutger Hauer isn't it? I mean, Rutger Hauer now, since he's been dead three months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: That's Rutger Hauer isn't it? I mean, Rutger Hauer now, since he's been dead three months Ironic as he was in both Escape from Sobibor and Fatherland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 On 19/10/2019 at 15:09, ratcum said: Thanks Jewdy, I'd forgotten about the fragrant lovely Bormann. My all time fave was Herta Botha, who from some angles looked like actor Gordon Jackson in The Great Escape. Is she belming in this photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ironic as he was in both Escape from Sobibor and Fatherland Fatherland was a good book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fatherland was a good book. Ruined by a shit film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 35 minutes ago, Joker said: Ruined by a shit film. Yeah. The endings were different. Saw Joker on saturday. Good film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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