Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 What in the actual fuck is this shit? The latest trend amongst wankers who clearly have no further ambition than appearing on 'Love Island', is an exercise bike, connected to the internet. The rider has a screen in front of them so they can receive instructions from 'top instructors' and watch 'other riders'. Firstly. Why do you need instructions? Get on and pedal until you're knackered. And the terminology this breed of flid uses... 'accept nothing but your best!' 'I smashed it!' 'I nailed it! 'I crushed it! I'm a tiger! Utter fucking wank. If you're serious about fitness, you watch your diet, walk or run, ride an ACTUAL bike. These cunts are clearly just internet, Facebook wankers who have to announce their every mundane activity to the world, in a narcissistic and, quite frankly pathetic attention seeking manner. I want them dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What in the actual fuck is this shit? The latest trend amongst wankers who clearly have no further ambition than appearing on 'Love Island', is an exercise bike, connected to the internet. The rider has a screen in front of them so they can receive instructions from 'top instructors' and watch 'other riders'. Firstly. Why do you need instructions? Get on and pedal until you're knackered. And the terminology this breed of flid uses... 'accept nothing but your best!' 'I smashed it!' 'I nailed it! 'I crushed it! I'm a tiger! Utter fucking wank. If you're serious about fitness, you watch your diet, walk or run, ride an ACTUAL bike. These cunts are clearly just internet, Facebook wankers who have to announce their every mundane activity to the world, in a narcissistic and, quite frankly pathetic attention seeking manner. I want them dead. I’ve always thought that people who use exercise bikes are going nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: These cunts are clearly just internet, Facebook wankers who have to announce their every mundane activity to the world, in a narcissistic and, quite frankly pathetic attention seeking manner. I've just had an enormous shit. Anyone want to see a picture of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I've just had an enormous shit. Anyone want to see a picture of it? Frank does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just had an enormous shit. Anyone want to see a picture of it? eating Nigerians is frowned upon round our way CB. Killing them is obviously still okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just had an enormous shit. Anyone want to see a picture of it? It's what Quincy would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just had an enormous shit. Anyone want to see a picture of it? Did you squeeze your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Frank does. Punkape does but he cant hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What in the actual fuck is this shit? The latest trend amongst wankers who clearly have no further ambition than appearing on 'Love Island', is an exercise bike, connected to the internet. The rider has a screen in front of them so they can receive instructions from 'top instructors' and watch 'other riders'. Firstly. Why do you need instructions? Get on and pedal until you're knackered. And the terminology this breed of flid uses... 'accept nothing but your best!' 'I smashed it!' 'I nailed it! 'I crushed it! I'm a tiger! Utter fucking wank. If you're serious about fitness, you watch your diet, walk or run, ride an ACTUAL bike. These cunts are clearly just internet, Facebook wankers who have to announce their every mundane activity to the world, in a narcissistic and, quite frankly pathetic attention seeking manner. I want them dead. Better on a exercise bike than clogging up the road riding 3 across, all cyclist are cunts full stop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Better on a exercise bike than clogging up the road riding 3 across, all cyclist are cunts full stop. I agree Eddie. I'd flamethrower the useless cunts but they'd probably still keep going until they were crispy. Step children are no better mind. Burn the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Did you squeeze your head? I am beginning to like you Fork Skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I am beginning to like you Fork Skin. Why thank you miss gloworm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What in the actual fuck is this shit? The latest trend amongst wankers who clearly have no further ambition than appearing on 'Love Island', is an exercise bike, connected to the internet. The rider has a screen in front of them so they can receive instructions from 'top instructors' and watch 'other riders'. Firstly. Why do you need instructions? Get on and pedal until you're knackered. And the terminology this breed of flid uses... 'accept nothing but your best!' 'I smashed it!' 'I nailed it! 'I crushed it! I'm a tiger! Utter fucking wank. If you're serious about fitness, you watch your diet, walk or run, ride an ACTUAL bike. These cunts are clearly just internet, Facebook wankers who have to announce their every mundane activity to the world, in a narcissistic and, quite frankly pathetic attention seeking manner. I want them dead. Nobody really needs this or a Personal Trainer. With cycling on an exercise bike you cycle vigorously for 10/15/20 seconds or more than cycle at a slower speed for a minute than you cycle vigorously again. Repeat 5 times. It's called HIIT. Its fucking simple. Most exercise routines you can get off the internet. The reason these cunts use stuff like this is because they're too fucking lazy to attempt it themselves and need someone to put them through it and tell them "Well done, you blown that away, you're brilliant". Vacuous twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Better on a exercise bike than clogging up the road riding 3 across, all cyclist are cunts full stop. I’m the best on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 Just now, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Not any more Frank, only a video could save you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Not any more Frank, only a video could save you now. A snuff video? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Not any more Frank, only a video could save you now. Coming from you, Ed.. that hurts. I’ll be back on Christmas Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A snuff video? Apes right, Frank has lost the crowd, he is better off dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Not any more Frank, only a video could save you now. No. It couldn't. Unless it's an ISIS one of his beheading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: Coming from you, Ed.. that hurts. I’ll be back on Christmas Day. You're just like Santa; only come once a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Eddie said: Apes right, Frank has lost the crowd, he is better off dead. Ape has invited me to stay with him over Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Ape has invited me to stay with him over Christmas. It's your eyes again. What he actually said was; 'Stay away from me over Christmas' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What in the actual fuck is this shit? The latest trend amongst wankers who clearly have no further ambition than appearing on 'Love Island', is an exercise bike, connected to the internet. The rider has a screen in front of them so they can receive instructions from 'top instructors' and watch 'other riders'. Firstly. Why do you need instructions? Get on and pedal until you're knackered. And the terminology this breed of flid uses... 'accept nothing but your best!' 'I smashed it!' 'I nailed it! 'I crushed it! I'm a tiger! Utter fucking wank. If you're serious about fitness, you watch your diet, walk or run, ride an ACTUAL bike. These cunts are clearly just internet, Facebook wankers who have to announce their every mundane activity to the world, in a narcissistic and, quite frankly pathetic attention seeking manner. I want them dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 We on another forum were talking about this shit just a couple of weeks or so ago. Specifically, we were talking about Peloton and their annoying, idiotic commercials, or "adverts" as "you lot" say. I don't know if you have to suffer through having this exact same garbage shoved in your face, but I would think you do. Or if not, something similar that's equally as bad.... What can I say? Some self absorbed, selfie-obsessed, ding-a-ling nitwit bitch who doesn't have one ounce of extra fat on her body, and who obviously already spends a good hour or more per day in the gym working out, gets a $2,000+ exercise bike for Christmas and she acts like someone just brought her mother back from the brink of death. "A year ago, I didn't realize how much this would change me." she says all misty-eyed while looking into the close-up camera with the most sincere looking look of phony sincerity her, ahem... "acting skills" enable her to. Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic twit a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass as far away as she could go and never return. Anyway, I found out that we weren't the only ones making fun of this ridiculous shit. They were having a field day with it on Twitter months ago... A hilarious Twitter thread roasted Peloton's absurd commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: We on another forum were talking about this shit just a couple of weeks or so ago. Specifically, we were talking about Peloton and their annoying, idiotic commercials, or "adverts" as "you lot" say. I don't know if you have to suffer through having this exact same garbage shoved in your face, but I would think you do. Or if not, something similar that's equally as bad.... What can I say? Some self absorbed, selfie-obsessed, ding-a-ling nitwit bitch who doesn't have one ounce of extra fat on her body, and who obviously already spends a good hour or more per day in the gym working out, gets a $2,000+ exercise bike for Christmas and she acts like someone just brought her mother back from the brink of death. "A year ago, I didn't realize how much this would change me." she says all misty-eyed while looking into the close-up camera with the most sincere looking look of phony sincerity her, ahem... "acting skills" enable her to. Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic twit a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass as far away as she could go and never return. Anyway, I found out that we weren't the only ones making fun of this ridiculous shit. They were having a field day with it on Twitter months ago... A hilarious Twitter thread roasted Peloton's absurd commercials That's the one. We have those adverts too. It's what inspired this nomination. It's not just the scripting, it's the 'heroic' facial expressions displayed by the actors... Not really heroic.. More akin to the look of a 2 year old constipated mongoloid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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