Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: He's neither sad nor bitter, just bored as he has wealth and just wanders aimlessly around Europe (pre-covid). In his day, Frank was the master of the subversive comment, the problem was that it went over most people's heads hence the repetitive Rocky vid and showcasing his non-existent musicianship. I dunno. Everybody here plays a character with their own legend to a degree. I'm not saying the emaciated wanker hasn't got a few quid, but it don't bring happiness. As for him jet-setting the globe and driving Bentley's that's probably total bollocks. Sadly I missed his early career as the taverna plot was an excellent coup, don't you think. @judgetwi If he was my faithful dog I'd put it out of its misery with a handgun. But as you mention it I'd shoot Frank too. Firstly in each kneecap then sending his syrup* flying with a headshot as the coup de grace. *Syrup and fig = wig Edited May 18, 2020 by Major Cunt Stoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: African airlines have diversified somewhat these days. A Kenyan airline have been supplying horticultural equipment and ensured timely air-drop delivery recently when a man from Clapham ordered a spade for his garden. raining cats and wogs eh Authoritah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The in-flight meal is they release thousands of flies and you have to catch them and eat them. first class passengers are offered complimentary FGM as well. Bloody ripoff I reckon Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 58 minutes ago, ratcum said: raining cats and wogs eh Authoritah? Qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: He's neither sad nor bitter, just bored as he has wealth and just wanders aimlessly around Europe (pre-covid). In his day, Frank was the master of the subversive comment, the problem was that it went over most people's heads hence the repetitive Rocky vid and showcasing his non-existent musicianship. So he's a cross between Michael Palin and Liberace with a learning difficulties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: So he's a cross between Michael Palin and Liberace with a learning difficulties. Not really. More of a cross between Judith Chalmers and Beau Brummel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The in-flight meal is they release thousands of flies and you have to catch them and eat them. They gave these to everyone when we flew from Bangui .. I thought that it was a badly made fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: So he's a cross between Michael Palin and Liberace with a learning difficulties. No. He's a cross dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: No. He's a cross dresser. Why would he be cross .. were his pants too tight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: They gave these to everyone when we flew from Bangui .. I thought that it was a badly made fan. I think you'll find it's one of DWFs colostomy bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Why would he be cross .. were his pants too tight? The "X" refers to his Playtex girdle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: No. He's a cross dresser. What size cross does he wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: What size cross does he wear? XXL and with the provision of 3 nail holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 On 17/05/2020 at 12:26, Dawn Chorus said: @Eddie ask @Stubby Pecker as he/she/it is the one that had been trying to pass itself off as a busty blonde bimbo in its profile pic of what really does in its "day" job. That's a bit rich coming from a sad cunt who's obviously a man pretending to be an old woman for the last 10 years plus. Have your carers sorted you a braille smartphone yet you stupid senile old bag? I hope you get arse fucked by the illegal Afghani cleaner who comes to change your nappy once a week and you choke to death on a werthers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's a bit rich coming from a sad cunt who's obviously a man pretending to be an old woman for the last 10 years plus. Have your carers sorted you a braille smartphone yet you stupid senile old bag? I hope you get arse fucked by the illegal Afghani cleaner who comes to change your nappy once a week and you choke to death on a werthers Why the female profile pics .. what are you hiding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Why the female profile pics .. what are you hiding? Not as much as you. Roops knows who I am, ask yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Why the female profile pics .. what are you hiding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Roops? In her fucking dreams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: In her fucking dreams... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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