Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Surely any adults who think playing this shit is normal are not only cunts, but cunts with huge mental disabilities. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: Surely any adults who think playing this shit is normal are not only cunts, but cunts with huge mental disabilities. The end. Can you expand on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 "In Animal Crossing, the player character is a human who lives in a village inhabited by various anthropomorphic animals, carrying out various activities such as fishing, bug catching, and fossil hunting" It's own synopsis just about sums it up. The "player character" being the retarded cursed by witches fucknuckle who starts to believe that they really are growing fucking turnips in their own mind and selling them to twatty cartoon rabbits. Twats. It's difficult to put into words but adults playing this must be culled. Or sent to the Isle of Wight. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Much depends on how you define "adult". Does it mean "Legally allowed to have gay sex", or "Has actually acquired some common sense and is not an entitled little cunt"? The latter these days only seems to kick in around the age of 45. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The latter these days only seems to kick in around the age of 45. Why, the day's almost over and I very almost forgot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: Can you expand on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 People should just stick to shooting birds at little green pigs. It's more realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: "In Animal Crossing, the player character is a human who lives in a village inhabited by various anthropomorphic animals, carrying out various activities such as fishing, bug catching, and fossil hunting" It's own synopsis just about sums it up. The "player character" being the retarded cursed by witches fucknuckle who starts to believe that they really are growing fucking turnips in their own mind and selling them to twatty cartoon rabbits. Twats. It's difficult to put into words but adults playing this must be culled. Or sent to the Isle of Wight. Cunts. It cant be worse than cunts playing 'candy crush'. Especially those who fucking proudly announce what level they've just completed. They should all be lobotomised and set to work collecting the trolleys in Sainsbury's car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 I put 10p in a Space Invaders machine when they got one in the pub, forty years ago, lasted 30 seconds, never touched a computer game since. Once bitten, twice shy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, Joker said: I put 10p in a Space Invaders machine when they got one in the pub, forty years ago, lasted 30 seconds, never touched a computer game since. Once bitten, twice shy! The last time I played a computer game, it was Lemmings on a Sega master system. I didn't used to take it seriously though, just enjoyed blowing the little fuckers up with the nuke button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last time I played a computer game, it was Lemmings on a Sega master system. I didn't used to take it seriously though, just enjoyed blowing the little fuckers up with the nuke button. I played my sons Medal of Honour game. Theres a bit where you fight japs in Guadalcanal. You get your hands on a flamethrower and roast the little cunts. Serves them right, as they pop up out of hidey holes and bayonet you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 What was that thing with the rollerball that you used to be able to set minefields to lay waste to invading yellow aliens? LSD and the Tet offensive - that was it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I played my sons Medal of Honour game. Theres a bit where you fight japs in Guadalcanal. You get your hands on a flamethrower and roast the little cunts. Serves them right, as they pop up out of hidey holes and bayonet you. Did you ever play DOOM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 28 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you ever play DOOM? No. Just Goldeneye on the kids Nintendo, MOH and Call of Duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: Surely any adults who think playing this shit is normal are not only cunts, but cunts with huge mental disabilities. The end. Were you related to Norman Scott the bum chum of Jeremy Thorpe the former Liberal leader ? Has anyone tried to shoot your dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Scot's surname was really Jollife. you bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Joker said: I put 10p in a Space Invaders machine when they got one in the pub, forty years ago, lasted 30 seconds, never touched a computer game since. Once bitten, twice shy! You’ve still got the rest of your paper round money haven’t you? Wasting that 10p still bugs you doesn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Joker said: I put 10p in a Space Invaders machine when they got one in the pub, forty years ago, lasted 30 seconds, never touched a computer game since. Once bitten, twice shy! When I've taken the kids to the amusements on holiday, I used to give 'em a tenner each so they could fuck off. I then had goes at shoot 'em games. Every single fucking time there'd be some little urchin giving you advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: Surely any adults who think playing this shit is normal are not only cunts, but cunts with huge mental disabilities. The end. No idea who the fuck you are but begrudgingly I agree with you! Now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I've taken the kids to the amusements on holiday, I used to give 'em a tenner each so they could fuck off. I then had goes at shoot 'em games. Every single fucking time there'd be some little urchin giving you advice. You should have turned the gun on the kids/urchins and pocketed the score Gyps. That's amusement for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) If Nintendo beats you, ask the cunt for a Wii match. Edited May 11, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING ME XBOX FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I've taken the kids to the amusements on holiday, I used to give 'em a tenner each so they could fuck off. I then had goes at shoot 'em games. Every single fucking time there'd be some little urchin giving you advice. I've encountered these workhouse scum as well Gypo. The more enterprising ones will try to re-inflate the 'ego' of some of the more senior punters under the pier. George Formby sang about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Were you related to Norman Scott the bum chum of Jeremy Thorpe the former Liberal leader ? Has anyone tried to shoot your dog? @Hi I'm Barry Scott be careful with this one, don't answer his draft questions of reply to the inevitable PMs, he's trying to groom you for very very gay sex. That is unless you like that kind of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Hi I'm Barry Scott be careful with this one, don't answer his draft questions of reply to the inevitable PMs, he's trying to groom you for very very gay sex. That is unless you like that kind of shit? Everard is on the loose....phone Broadmoor... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Everard is on the loose....phone Broadmoor... lol. If I got my hands on you I'd spread your body parts broadly across dartmoor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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