ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Just now, KingRollo said: FUCK OFF! You two have so much in common... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, KingRollo said: 1. I responded to Eric - therefore categorically not a cold caller. 2. What's a tesponse? 3. Nothing usual about being told to fuck off by Eric - unless you're a blithering idiot - think he must save all that for you! 4. I, on the other hand, do not recourse to telling fellow corner dwellers to fuck off. Not even Punkape or Pen. I am, however, seriously considering making an exception for you. Pen, and Punkers are the general constants in this structure. Are you sure you haven't been here before? You can't be one of the usual suspects as they wouldn't remember your kingdom being too young. I might be wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Everybody's gone off to fantasy land bar Judge. If I can say one thing, at least the old cunts consistent with his ignorance! Much more of this shit, and Roops will throw in the towel. I only hope it's a fully loaded menstrual one, and hits the boring cunt(s) full in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Pen, and Punkers are the general constants in this structure. Are you sure you haven't been here before? You can't be one of the usual suspects as they wouldn't remember your kingdom being too young. I might be wrong? I used to hang around the corner a few years ago, then Wizard got jolly batey about all the time I was wasting and took away my Commodore 64. I am of legal cunting age now, though, so have rejoined and there's nothing the wrinkly old ball-bag can do about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Much more of this shit, and Roops will throw in the towel. I only hope it's a fully loaded menstrual one, and hits the boring cunt(s) full in the face. That's just disgusting. You should know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: More than 150 posts since Sunday with only one "like" - and that was from Punkape. That's the worst run of form since the leader board began. This speaks volumes about what an absolute wanker Punkape is - not that I needed any further evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: What the fuck are you on .. paper, stiff card, canvas or celloid? hopefully, a life support machine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: hopefully, a life support machine. Stop playing to the cheap seats. You’re better than that (marginally). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Stop playing to the cheap seats. You’re better than that (marginally). It's only the cheap seats that are occupied on here now. I'm off. Bonne chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: FUCK OFF! His majesty is both wise and just in his.... Fuck it. Nice one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks for being so candid, Rolly. Ive heard the kingdom has incredibly fertile soil perfect for a certain herb. Now the Major's more than prepared to work with wizard on this. In fact, when I broached the idea he suggested turning the kingdom into a full blown narco state, and suggested we grow opium too. Why do you think my dear friend King Billy is recession proof? It's not just the brothels. The poppy crop hasn’t lived up to expectations this year and unfortunately I’ve had to turn down the British Legions request again. My old friend Mehmet the Turk snapped them all up. I can’t believe what a true British patriot he is, for a fucking greasy foreign cunt, but he pays cash and that’s good enough for me. GOD SAVE THE KING. (ME) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: The poppy crop hasn’t lived up to expectations this year and unfortunately I’ve had to turn down the British Legions request again. My old friend Mehmet the Turk snapped them all up. I can’t believe what a true British patriot he is, for a fucking greasy foreign cunt, but he pays cash and that’s good enough for me. GOD SAVE THE KING. (ME) Mehmet's not welcome in the Palace - he came to our engagement party, uninvited, turned his nose up at the hog roast, refused to sample the liquor and stole our entire store of toot. Caught him smuggling it under his turban. I'd be careful if I were you. KR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, KingRollo said: I am thinking about putting you on the honours list to be knighted for service to the realm - Sir Eric of Cuntman. Does that appeal to you? Your Majesty. If I might offer a word of caution. Last week as I was bestowing young Captain Tom with his well deserved Knighthood I have to confess I was almost overcome with an uncontrollable urge to lop his head off and publicly swear allegiance to ISIS. Fortunately the urge was fleeting and by the time I came to my senses the old git was shuffling off with his Zimmer and was well out of reach as I had only the sawn off, snub nose, child friendly sword in my hand. The point being that at our grand old age it’s best to steer clear of sharp implements. Perhaps a nice bunch of daffodils or a box of Maltesers would be more appropriate. I’m sure young Eric will understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Mehmet's not welcome in the Palace - he came to our engagement party, uninvited, turned his nose up at the hog roast, refused to sample the liquor and stole our entire store of toot. Caught him smuggling it under his turban. I'd be careful if I were you. KR Indeed. He doesn’t look quite right to me in any case. Do you know if he went to Eton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Indeed. He doesn’t look quite right to me in any case. Do you know if he went to Eton? I believe he went to school with Punkape. Hope that answers your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Your Majesty. If I might offer a word of caution. Last week as I was bestowing young Captain Tom with his well deserved Knighthood I have to confess I was almost overcome with an uncontrollable urge to lop his head off and publicly swear allegiance to ISIS. Fortunately the urge was fleeting and by the time I came to my senses the old git was shuffling off with his Zimmer and was well out of reach as I had only the sawn off, snub nose, child friendly sword in my hand. The point being that at our grand old age it’s best to steer clear of sharp implements. Perhaps a nice bunch of daffodils or a box of Maltesers would be more appropriate. I’m sure young Eric will understand. My Liege, thank you. I am deeply moved by your obvious concern and yours is indeed a cautionary tale. I will dub Eric with Wizard's staff. The wood has softened greatly over the years and it yields only a fraction of the power of old. It will need a good polish beforehand to ensure it is up to the job. I am, I must confess, alarmed to learn that your confused state defaulted to jihadi. Usually, when I have a spell of "confusion", I adopt the persona of a children's cartoon character - some might call it whimsical and frivolous but, essentially, harmless. Has Mehmet been supplying you? I fear he may have cut your powder with something sinister. Be careful, we all rely on you. Humble regards, KR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, KingRollo said: No problem Eric, I quite understand. Wizard always complains about his terms and conditions when he's had one too many from his special cauldron. Glad to hear your judgement wasn't wholly impaired and I hope you burned down Trumpton clock. They were forever bragging about their stupid clock, "Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton". What the hell else is a clock supposed to do? Stupid sods. And Camberwell fucking Green can go next on your list, Eric: if you come across Messers Pugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb, hang them all. Especially Grubb. I am thinking about putting you on the honours list to be knighted for service to the realm - Sir Eric of Cuntman. Does that appeal to you? Yippee! Access to the Rollovian wenches and all the gold I can eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, KingRollo said: 1. I responded to Eric - therefore categorically not a cold caller. 2. What's a tesponse? 3. Nothing usual about being told to fuck off by Eric - unless you're a blithering idiot - think he must save all that for you! 4. I, on the other hand, do not recourse to telling fellow corner dwellers to fuck off. Not even Punkape or Pen. I am, however, seriously considering making an exception for you. Use your Royal Perogatave Your Majesty. Show no leniency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yippee! Access to the Rollovian wenches and all the gold I can eat. Not so fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not so fast! It's ok, Cook says she's up for a tumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: It's ok, Cook says she's up for a tumble. if Scrotie, Punkers and ChildeHarold offered you a Terry's All Gold, a Frankenstein mask and a bottle of Grrr aftershave, how would you react? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: if Scrotie, Punkers and ChildeHarold offered you a Terry's All Gold, a Frankenstein mask and a bottle of Grrr aftershave, how would you react? Like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 On 23/07/2020 at 21:30, Ape™️ said: This speaks volumes about what an absolute wanker Punkape is - not that I needed any further evidence. Priceless sniveling playground gang mentality. Does a twat like you have any constructive contributions to make? Shit by name shit by nature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Priceless sniveling playground gang mentality. Does a twat like you have any constructive contributions to make? Shit by name shit by nature. Here he is! Still cross that nobody gives a fuck about anything you say? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Here he is! Still cross that nobody gives a fuck about anything you say? Good morning friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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