Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Masai Graham won with the gag: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart." ..Surely the cunts can do better than this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 No, they can't do better, that's the whole fucking problem with the shitehawks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Masai Graham won with the gag: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart." ..Surely the cunts can do better than this! Roops and Rick came joint last apparently. Then they became CC moderators as Admin deemed them to be fully qualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 My dogs got no nose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 38 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Masai Graham won with the gag: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart." ..Surely the cunts can do better than this! We can safely say it is of the usual standard. Funny only to vegetarian, homosexual hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Where was Scotty placed. Surely he must have been close with the bar seemingly suffering from vertigo - just like every other fucking year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 57 minutes ago, deebom said: My dogs got no nose... An ISIS Jihadi ripped it clean off because it looked like the Prophet Mohammed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: My dogs got no nose... Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 I say I say I say- my dogs got no cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Who's there? Wilbur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Masai Graham won with the gag: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart." ..Surely the cunts can do better than this! I can imagine ding and Rick sat at their Linux custom builds chortling away to this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 The Edinburgh Fringe. Gray, damp, cold, wet and cheerless... No amount of dire humourless have-a-go comedians is going convince that it's the place to be. It might be the place to be for some dreary looking bespectacled boney arsed flat chested Women/Gender/Queer studies student from UAFC, the ''University of Absolute Fucking Cunts'' but it's not for me I'm afraid. I'd sooner eat a bag of Bob Geldof;s toe clippings than subject myself to that load of lardy fucking dardy self preening PC-centric cod's bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 9 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I can imagine ding and Rick sat at their Linux custom builds chortling away to this one. Fuck off back to your shitter, I haven't touched the penguin for years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 10 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I can imagine ding and Rick sat at their Linux custom builds chortling away to this one. This sounds like the faux-superior preening of a man who uses a Chromebook. Say it isn't so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Wilbur Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 9 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: The Edinburgh Fringe. Gray, damp, cold, wet and cheerless... No amount of dire humourless have-a-go comedians is going convince that it's the place to be. It might be the place to be for some dreary looking bespectacled boney arsed flat chested Women/Gender/Queer studies student from UAFC, the ''University of Absolute Fucking Cunts'' but it's not for me I'm afraid. I'd sooner eat a bag of Bob Geldof;s toe clippings than subject myself to that load of lardy fucking dardy self preening PC-centric cod's bollocks. I used to think his as well Gongly but just like the holocaust, there's something for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This sounds like the faux-superior preening of a man who uses a Chromebook. Say it isn't so. Absolutely not. I use a bog standard Windows laptop. Nothing I hate more than cunts who buy a MacBook then just use it for the usual browsing of the Internet. Sure, if you're a music producer, graphic designer, editor, programmer etc, macs are stable, powerful and worth the money. If you are just some run of the mill cunt it's a complete waste of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Absolutely not. I use a bog standard Windows laptop. Nothing I hate more than cunts who buy a MacBook then just use it for the usual browsing of the Internet. Sure, if you're a music producer, graphic designer, editor, programmer etc, macs are stable, powerful and worth the money. If you are just some run of the mill cunt it's a complete waste of money. As I would be outwitted by a one ball abacus running Windows 1936, I apply the KISS principle,(Keep it simple, stupid), to all my technological dealings. As Bear Grills can make a microwave oven out of some reeds and a few berries, so I can fulfill all my computing needs on an Android tablet (£145) and leave the £500 Windows PC for Mrs Manky to use Faecesbook on. Recently, I had a good look at The Cloud and thought, "That looks like a pony's head" I fancy doing 'The Fringe next year. With a machete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 18 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Masai Graham won with the gag: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart." ..Surely the cunts can do better than this! Masai Graham? I've heard of Wog Richards (before anybody accuses me of racism, he did exist) the intrepid explorer in Tanganyika 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: I used to think his as well Gongly but just like the holocaust, there's something for everyone. Back in 1940 Jimmy Spencer's mother got the man in the next street arrested because his name was Gerald German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 17 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Masai Graham won with the gag: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart." ..Surely the cunts can do better than this! It sounds like a Tim Vine joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Seriously, that was the funniest fucking joke there? Cluster headaches are more amusing. Were all the other acts mimes or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 On 23 August 2016 at 8:30 PM, Manky said: We can safely say it is of the usual standard. Funny only to vegetarian, homosexual hipsters. I'll bet you were splitting your sides whilst eating your quorn.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 15 minutes ago, nocti said: Seriously, that was the funniest fucking joke there? Cluster headaches are more amusing. Were all the other acts mimes or something? The whole event should have been turned into a protest and demonstration against the tidal wave of gay issues the sordid subcultures and lifestyles. Peter Mandelson is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Peter Mandelson is a cunt. That's probably the first, and only, sensible thing you've ever fucking said on here. I sincerely doubt there will be another occasion, so please implode and your lifes' work is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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