ratcum Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 Why hasn't that annoying G TECH air ram spastic cunt wallah invented a cordless banana? I hate his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Snatch said: You misunderstood the word Cox which is why you like the boat race. Wahaaay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Why hasn't that annoying G TECH air ram spastic cunt wallah invented a cordless banana? I hate his arse. Trevor Baylis invented a clockwork orange. Or was it a radio? I wish the cunt would make his mind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Snatch said: You misunderstood the word Cox which is why you like the boat race. Time for a clip from The Corner's favourite selly telly person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMAqDVgQbE Marina Berry with Peter Simon - Cox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Trevor Baylis invented a clockwork orange. Or was it a radio? I wish the cunt would make his mind up. He looked like Paul Raymond but never exploited the fact. Stupid fuckwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Cunts like you think that a degree in sociology is worthwhile.... Fuck off. Why don't you PM admin now and save yourself a job later you fucking cry baby poof. You'll end up in the Thames one day when your pimp masters can't make any more money from selling your battered arse piece to the latest filthy cunt. Jamahl and leroy your Nigerian pimps will spit roast you one more time and throw you in with any luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Cunts like you think that a degree in sociology is worthwhile.... Fuck off. You horse cock sucking cuntbreed, go back to your pretend golf club in your cardboard range rover and take what's coming to you. Multi cocks in every hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 09/04/2017 at 11:02 AM, Punkape said: Why are they not that good ? Please explain ? A few Olympians but basically enthusiastic students, racing over a unique distance / conditions that are never replicated in any other, serious competition anywhere else in the world. Good Club crews would (and do) give them a decent race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I'd like to see a crew of emaciated drug fuelled chavs trained up and used to beat the toffs in a race. ......oh and then killed of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: A few Olympians but basically enthusiastic students, racing over a unique distance / conditions that are never replicated in any other, serious competition anywhere else in the world. Good Club crews would (and do) give them a decent race If you go on Wikipedia and the 'boat race' page, there is a section that talks about the standard of the crews. I've got a rowing machine at home. It makes a great clothes horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 19 hours ago, Rick_B said: Time for a clip from The Corner's favourite selly telly person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMAqDVgQbE Marina Berry with Peter Simon - Cox. I don't even need to click that link... Rick? You do know there is real porn on the interwebby don't you? 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you go on Wikipedia and the 'boat race' page, there is a section that talks about the standard of the crews. I've got a rowing machine at home. It makes a great clothes horse Interesting Ding Fact #87 - When I worked in the NHS, I held 3 out of 5 of the rowing machine records in the gym... I could pull for England!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Where's that cunt jaws when you need it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 9 April 2017 at 3:33 PM, ratcum said: Why hasn't that annoying G TECH air ram spastic cunt wallah invented a cordless banana? I hate his arse. He tried Ratty, but was hammered with injunctions from Apple and Blackberry, who have protected status when it comes to launching fruit themed cordless devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 21 hours ago, ratcum said: He looked like Paul Raymond but never exploited the fact. Stupid fuckwit He lives on Eel Pie Island. I feel sick just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 hours ago, r-soles said: Where's that cunt jaws when you need it? Go on Shaw, kick the cunt in the eye this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go on Shaw, kick the cunt in the eye this time! That shark would have stoodmore chance of getting an Oxbridge place than you...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: That shark would have stoodmore chance of getting an Oxbridge place than you...... lol. Whereas you had absolutely no chance whatsoever, on account of you being a thick, weedy little poof. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 31 minutes ago, Ape said: Whereas you had absolutely no chance whatsoever, on account of you being a thick, weedy little poof. Fuck off. Dear Apealoid, your summary of punkers true character is not wholly accurate. Not only is he a thick, weedy little poof, you forgot to mention constantly fisted in a burnt of Nissan Almere (his golf club) by hulking Nigerian illegals (his pimps and clients). With the pittance me earns as a man whore by buys Anzac wine to wash down the spunk and with what's left over, bananas for his relatives in the zoo. He's also a snivelling little cry baby who goes running to admin when he gets picked on-off you go then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: That shark would have stoodmore chance of getting an Oxbridge place than you...... lol. I think I would have "stoodmore" chance than you due to the fact I own a concept 2 rower and am not a chubby little weed like you. Besides, you don't have that much spare time on your hands what with all the horse cock sucking you get up to, you filthy litte snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think I would have "stoodmore" chance than you due to the fact I own a concept 2 rower and am not a chubby little weed like you. Besides, you don't have that much spare time on your hands what with all the horse cock sucking you get up to, you filthy litte snitch. I've got a Concept 2 as well - satans own exercise machine. However strong you think you are, it just laughs in your face. A truly excellent piece of kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think I would have "stoodmore" chance than you due to the fact I own a concept 2 rower and am not a chubby little weed like you. Besides, you don't have that much spare time on your hands what with all the horse cock sucking you get up to, you filthy litte snitch. Serf. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: I've got a Concept 2 as well - satans own exercise machine. However strong you think you are, it just laughs in your face. A truly excellent piece of kit. Not cheap, I got mine 2nd hand for a mate who works in a gym. It's about the only piece of kit I used there and after a 30 min thrashing with intervals I feel more fucked than like punky must after an all night gang raping down the docks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not cheap, I got mine 2nd hand for a mate who works in a gym. It's about the only piece of kit I used there and after a 30 min thrashing with intervals I feel more fucked than like punky must after an all night gang raping down the docks. I assume you "work out" with other faggots.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: I assume you "work out" with other faggots.... lol. No I do it on my own with my shirt off-one for your wank bank I'm sure. Your "work out" is defiantly not solo as it involves a bukkake with half a dozen Nigerians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No I do it on my own with my shirt off-one for your wank bank I'm sure. Your "work out" is defiantly not solo as it involves a bukkake with half a dozen Nigerians You're so stupid and a chav. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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