Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 ... as I forsoothed back in January, we have little chance of seeing 2018, what with Trump, Jhong and Putin at the helm. It's only a matter of time 'till all hell breaks loose and we wont be able to eat. The 5 Second Rule will be meaningless, as we all grab for a morsel before it even hits the ground. Is there Life on Mars? Not even the Mods can answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: ... as I forsoothed back in January, we have little chance of seeing 2018, what with Trump, Jhong and Putin at the helm. It's only a matter of time 'till all hell breaks loose and we wont be able to eat. The 5 Second Rule will be meaningless, as we all grab for a morsel before it even hits the ground. Is there Life on Mars? Not even the Mods can answer that. Bollocks. Roops will have the definitive answer to whether little green men live on mars and if they wouldn't mind awfully if we destroy our planet and come and live on theirs. She also knows how to get there, how long it'll take and what you fucking well had for tea. Sorry, that last one was Baws, the devious mother fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 23/04/2017 at 8:36 PM, The Lady Penelope said: "Right, that ones Breakfast, then lunch, no, I'll have that for Elevenses then that one's lunch...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: "Right, that ones Breakfast, then lunch, no, I'll have that for Elevenses then that one's lunch...." I thought he would have two at least for each meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 23 April 2017 at 8:36 PM, The Lady Penelope said: He has been thinking of getting a penis transplant These pigs are an ideal size to stretch over the nose cones of the trident missiles I want to fire at ISIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 23/04/2017 at 8:36 PM, Lady Penelope said: He has been thinking of getting a penis transplant What like this one? Quote Is this the modern equivalent of sabre rattling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: What like this one? My eyes! My fucking eyes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 He reminds me of the short fat porker on 2 and A Half Men He will die soon either vaporized by trump or killed by one of his own rice eating slanty eyed friends who don't want to be nuked by Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 On 23/04/2017 at 9:36 PM, Lady Penelope said: He has been thinking of getting a penis transplant Is that the Korean version of The Long Good Friday? Because that cunt looks nothing like Bob Hoskins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 On 4/23/2017 at 8:36 PM, Lady Penelope said: He has been thinking of getting a penis transplant While dead, the pigs had the last laugh, as they are undoubtedly better hung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 On 16/04/2017 at 10:24 AM, Wolfie said: One has to admire him? What rubbish. Dictators who rule without compromise and an iron fist have a habit of consolidating and securing power very quickly. There's nothing admirable about a malignant cunt who was born into succession with little competition for power. Oh go on... the kids love him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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