Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Pure cuntery, what the fuck is wrong with dumping it in a bag in the wheelie bin or burying it in a hole in the garden? http://www.wikihow.com/Conduct-a-Pet's-Funeral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Pure cuntery, what the fuck is wrong with dumping it in a bag in the wheelie bin or burying it in a hole in the garden? http://www.wikihow.com/Conduct-a-Pet's-Funeral Dump you in a fucking wheelie bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Stubby has had innumerable funerals for his "pet" gerbils..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Stubby has had innumerable funerals for his "pet" gerbils..... lol. Hopefully your funeral will be a tardy event with any money left behind from your pathetic career of sucking off truck drivers and their illegal passengers, donated to a cancer charity. The national benevolent fund to gang rapped male prostitutes will have miss out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 43 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hopefully your funeral will be a tardy event with any money left behind from your pathetic career of sucking off truck drivers and their illegal passengers, donated to a cancer charity. The national benevolent fund to gang rapped male prostitutes will have miss out. stubbs mate there is quite a difference between being gang rapped and gang raped, which is it? Our vet incinerates them for a reasonable charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 8 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Pure cuntery, what the fuck is wrong with dumping it in a bag in the wheelie bin or burying it in a hole in the garden? http://www.wikihow.com/Conduct-a-Pet's-Funeral A thread where anything can be linked to a stiff and Spunkers comments, what a surprise. As for Pen, you're definately a bag who should be dumped in a wheelie bin after this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: stubbs mate there is quite a difference between being gang rapped and gang raped, which is it? Our vet incinerates them for a reasonable charge. "Stubbs mate"........... more working class drivel....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 8 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Pure cuntery, what the fuck is wrong with dumping it in a bag in the wheelie bin or burying it in a hole in the garden? Fuck's sake, Pen, haven't you read "Pet Sematary"? As always, fire is the only answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dump you in a fucking wheelie bin. I'm popular again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 This is a big deal in Chinese culture, everyone celebrates the life of the pet with a big meal. I say big but its directly related to the size of the pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: This is a big deal in Chinese culture, everyone celebrates the life of the pet with a big meal. I say big but its directly related to the size of the pet. You're not wrong there. Numbers 47 to 93 on the menu are best avoided if you don't want to eat something that used to wear a collar. Disgusting. You could say it's a pet hate of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: eat something that used to wear a collar. Is that the same as Punker's gobbling his priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 There is a pet cemetery near my village. The last punter was buried back in the early 80's. Reading the headstones, it appears this country's love of pets is not a new craze and the nomenclature for pets has altered with the passage of time and imposition of political correctness. For sure, if you live in Wandsworth or the like, opening your front door and calling for blackie may result in undesirable consequences for ones health and wellbeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: stubbs mate there is quite a difference between being gang rapped and gang raped, which is it? Our vet incinerates them for a reasonable charge. Poofs or pets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Poofs or pets? Depends on who the poof is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: There is a pet cemetery near my village. The last punter was buried back in the early 80's. Reading the headstones, it appears this country's love of pets is not a new craze and the nomenclature for pets has altered with the passage of time and imposition of political correctness. For sure, if you live in Wandsworth or the like, opening your front door and calling for blackie may result in undesirable consequences for ones health and wellbeing. Lucky for Guy Gibson that he isn't alive in this day and age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 12 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Pure cuntery, what the fuck is wrong with dumping it in a bag in the wheelie bin or burying it in a hole in the garden? http://www.wikihow.com/Conduct-a-Pet's-Funeral Did another pet decide to run into traffic rather than stay with you a moment longer?? You're a different sort of croyden cat killer, you bore them into topping themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fuck me,I moved a couple of shrines to 'er indoors ex pooches the other day when gardening,anyone would have thought I'd dug her mother up,fucking went into one she did.I dont miss the hairy fucking shit machines one bit(or the dogs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Animals are all gods children. They will be treated with the respect they deserve. But, if Rover or Tiddles takes to a pork free diet and doesn't wash or groom, then they should be twatted with a shovel and slung in a fucking skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 12 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: stubbs mate there is quite a difference between being gang rapped and gang raped, which is it? Our vet incinerates them for a reasonable charge. This is a genuine spelling mistake Alf-should have read gag raped, black cock down the throat style and one up the shitter 'an all, the fucking poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 What about pet bats? Surely you can have a funeral for them, in fact I think one might have recently called it a day (or night, who knows they're as blind as,.....well you know, bats) Feck orf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 You fucking heartless ol crow Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 22 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Pure cuntery, what the fuck is wrong with dumping it in a bag in the wheelie bin or burying it in a hole in the garden? http://www.wikihow.com/Conduct-a-Pet's-Funeral Why you miserable fucking cunt. Whatever is wrong with having a bit of a send off for Timmy the Tortoise or some other dead pet. At least they're not going to come back as zombies or ghosts if you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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