Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Looks like derek's getting carried away again, but in an exceedingly boring way. Shame really, he used to be merely average. I will not lose. And dizzy cunt is also a proper dickhead. I hate that cunt. Come on derek, what's your next move? You should seek help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: You should seek help. I think he has some type of cerebral spastication. I’m not sure we should be attacking him. It’s a bit like playfully slapping a mong with a big floppy dildo. Yes it’s fun, but is it fair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 On 29/09/2022 at 20:54, Roadkill said: You're probably just behind "Elliot" Page on his list... I was reading about his lust for 'Elliott' up the thread, he then made things worse for himself by admitting he fancied it when it was a she and known for playing heavily pregnant schoolgirls. @Carl Sway what do you have to say for yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Just now, Horrified Suburbanite said: I was reading about his lust for 'Elliott' up the thread, he then made things worse for himself by admitting he fancied it when it was a she and known for playing heavily pregnant schoolgirls. @Carl Sway what do you have to say for yourself? Give him time. The carer has to glue a crackerjack pencil to his head so that he can use a keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’re absolutely right Carl. Wolfie, Decs and myself are shit at this compared to you. @Dyslexic cnut will be your second in command now that you’re top dog. Thanks very fuckin much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 53 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I have read the entire thread and come to the conclusion that you are a total fuckwit. Even from the other side of the planet you stand out for all the wrong reasons. Intercontinentally loathed. Time to go, Carl…for your own sake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Give him time. The carer has to glue a crackerjack pencil to his head so that he can use a keyboard. I imagine him an obese autistic landwhale, body fused to the sofa, a minimum wage dooshka carer hoses him down with a pressure washer every fortnight, while he struggles to put his spunk encrusted high school musical DVD into his mum's VHS. Or maybe I've got him all wrong, who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 15 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I imagine him an obese autistic landwhale, body fused to the sofa, a minimum wage dooshka carer hoses him down with a pressure washer every fortnight, while he struggles to put his spunk encrusted high school musical DVD into his mum's VHS. Or maybe I've got him all wrong, who knows? I’m picturing the man with the sweeties from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Looks like derek's getting carried away again, but in an exceedingly boring way. Shame really, he used to be merely average. I will not lose. And dizzy cunt is also a proper dickhead. I hate that cunt. Come on derek, what's your next move? I had been led to believe you were better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he has some type of cerebral spastication. I’m not sure we should be attacking him. It’s a bit like playfully slapping a mong with a big floppy dildo. Yes it’s fun, but is it fair? For some people, CC is a toxic environment that fucks them up in the head and turns them into lunatics - Jazz was a classic example. Perhaps the same applies to this idiot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Just now, Ape™️ said: For some people, CC is a toxic environment that fucks them up in the head and turns them into lunatics - Jazz was a classic example. Perhaps the same applies to this idiot? I miss pictures of dogs with Frank’s face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I’m picturing the man with the sweeties from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I nominated this cunt back in 2013, having first made sure he was long dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I nominated this cunt back in 2013, having first made sure he was long dead. Didn't you have him as your avatar for a very brief moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 53 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I imagine him an obese autistic landwhale, body fused to the sofa, a minimum wage dooshka carer hoses him down with a pressure washer every fortnight, while he struggles to put his spunk encrusted high school musical DVD into his mum's VHS. Or maybe I've got him all wrong, who knows? I think he’s more ‘Betamax’ myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m picturing the man with the sweeties from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. That cunt scared the Cunt off me when I was a kid not just in the film. He rented our cock-loft in the late 70’s and was a filthy bastard. He left in the dead of night and we’ve never seen my sister since. Never bought a round either btw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That cunt scared the Cunt off me when I was a kid not just in the film. He rented our cock-loft in the late 70’s and was a filthy bastard. He left in the dead of night and we’ve never seen my sister since. Never bought a round either btw. Apparently I was scared shitless of Willie Rushton when I was about 2 or 3. And Daleks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Usual shit. derek sinks to the level of saying 'you're a pervert', 'you're disabled', not a shred of proof about any of it, then some little bandwagon jumpers get on it. Pitiful. Try harder. I. Will. Not. Lose. Carlito is a champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 19 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Usual shit. derek sinks to the level of saying 'you're a pervert', 'you're disabled', not a shred of proof about any of it, then some little bandwagon jumpers get on it. Pitiful. Try harder. I. Will. Not. Lose. Carlito is a champion. Only a full, sincere and quite frankly, grovelling apology via PM can save you now. I’ll be waiting. Any non compliance will be viewed as an intention to commit suicide by Cuntman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only a full, sincere and quite frankly, grovelling apology via PM can save you now. I’ll be waiting. Any non compliance will be viewed as an intention to commit suicide by Cuntman. You've already lost. I. WILL. NOT. LOSE. WASTEMAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Carl Sway said: You've already lost. I. WILL. NOT. LOSE. WASTEMAN. Apologise. I won’t fucking warn you again you little cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apologise. I won’t fucking warn you again you little cunt. I'm not gonna lose this, you fucking tiny, microscopic idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Just now, Carl Sway said: I'm not gonna lose this, you fucking tiny, microscopic idiot. Yes Carl. You are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes Carl. You are. No. Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I had been led to believe you were better than this Who told you that? I also believed you were more interesting than you have turned out to be. So what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apologise. I won’t fucking warn you again you little cunt. I've always had you down as a Derek. Funny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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