Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Don't see why South Africa declared 2 runs shy of our first innings total, I would have used the last six overs to build a lead and put England under pressure on Day 5. At least we have the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: At least we have the ashes. Indeed, still on a high because of that. I see SA's captain resigned, that was a very strange decision to declare two runs short of the oppositions total. Still have a 0-1 lead but will be 1-1 after the next test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Indeed, still on a high because of that. I see SA's captain resigned, that was a very strange decision to declare two runs short of the oppositions total. Still have a 0-1 lead but will be 1-1 after the next test. I say again - fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Give it a fucking rest Apple for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 40 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Indeed, still on a high because of that. I see SA's captain resigned, that was a very strange decision to declare two runs short of the oppositions total. Still have a 0-1 lead but will be 1-1 after the next test. Really? You should have said earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 43 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Indeed, still on a high because of that. I see SA's captain resigned, that was a very strange decision to declare two runs short of the oppositions total. Still have a 0-1 lead but will be 1-1 after the next test. If you want an insight into one of the (many) reasons you haven't got any female action going on in your life, try reading back some of your cricket drivel. All will then become apparent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Indeed, still on a high because of that. I see SA's captain resigned, that was a very strange decision to declare two runs short of the oppositions total. Still have a 0-1 lead but will be 1-1 after the next test. How is 2016 treating you thus far, mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Very confusing game cricket. You have to go out to go in and stay in until you're out and then you have to come back in. Then you have square legs, short legs, long legs, silly legs, third men, twelth men, mid off, fuck off, gulleys, first slip, second slip, gym slip, mid on, long on, hard on, bowlers that swing both ways, the bowler holding the batsmen's willy. Its all a load of googlies to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 We are fucked when the lad from India who just got over a thousand runs is old enough to play international games. That is all I will ever say about the second most boring sport to watch in the world. Golf being the worst! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: We are fucked when the lad from India who just got over a thousand runs is old enough to play international games. That is all I will ever say about the second most boring sport to watch in the world. Golf being the worst! The only way to make watching any sport interesting is to bet more than you can afford to spare on the outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: The only way to make watching any sport intereating is to bet more than you can afford to spare on the outcome. Or pay a visit with an AK-47.... standard 30-round mag will suffice for all the players, 2 umpires, and a few spare for the crowd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 16 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: How is 2016 treating you thus far, mate? I would guess... Job - cunt. Workmates - cunts. Boss - biggest cunt Women - can't get near a cunt. But at least we've got the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 On 1/7/2016, 10:19:57, MikeD said: I would guess... Job - cunt. Workmates - cunts. Boss - biggest cunt Women - can't get near a cunt. But at least we've got the Ashes. At least there isn't an ever pending P45. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: At least there isn't an ever pending P45. I'd bet that there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 On 6 January 2016 at 22:57:04, Wizardsleeve said: How is 2016 treating you thus far, mate? It's not to bad, busy at work but job very dicey. There is this Australian woman that comes in every weekday and does she turn me on or what but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Things may not be good at work or with women but at least we have the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's not to bad, busy at work but job very dicey. There is this Australian woman that comes in every weekday and does she turn me on or what but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Things may not be good at work or with women but at least we have the Ashes. Comparing reading through one of your boring fucking posts to slowly bleeding to death after having my bollocks cut off with a tetanus infected rusty blade, is like comparing Rembrandt to Rolf Harris. In so much as I'd rather be a eunuch with an incurable case of lock jaw, than ever have to read anything produced by your limited, two dimesional, tedious as fuck cunt of a brain ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Comparing reading through one of your boring fucking posts to slowly bleeding to death after having my bollocks cut off with a tetanus infected rusty blade, is like comparing Rembrandt to Rolf Harris. In so much as I'd rather be a eunuch with an incurable case of lock jaw, than ever have to read anything produced by your limited, two dimesional, tedious as fuck cunt of a brain ever again. Leave him alone Decimus...apparently he is quirky and the life and soul of this party........the girls on CC love him...not enough to actually give him a sympathy shag or handjob, but a warm internet hug anytime. Like a certain sheep cretin...I fear that poor Applescruff is here to stay with his rib-tickling and risqué commentary on Cricket and Rolf Harris comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Leave him alone Decimus...apparently he is quirky and the life and soul of this party........the girls on CC love him...not enough to actually give him a sympathy shag or handjob, but a warm internet hug anytime. Like a certain sheep cretin...I fear that poor Applescruff is here to stay with his rib-tickling and risqué commentary on Cricket and Rolf Harris comparison. I wish somebody would give him it, it might cheer the depressing cunt up for a while. Maybe when he shoots his load he could shout "HOWZAT"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Change the record Apple. You've been coming out with the same shit for over a year now. Like Frankape and profB,it's got fucking tedious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It's not to bad, busy at work but job very dicey. There is this Australian woman that comes in every weekday and does she turn me on or what but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Things may not be good at work or with women but at least we have the Ashes. I dare say she is above your league, and the chances of her getting down to your members end and facing a couple of balls is next to zero. Change the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 9 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It's not to bad, busy at work but job very dicey. There is this Australian woman that comes in every weekday and does she turn me on or what but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Things may not be good at work or with women but at least we have the Ashes. Forever the optimist, Scruffo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 9 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It's not to bad, busy at work but job very dicey. There is this Australian woman that comes in every weekday and does she turn me on or what but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Things may not be good at work or with women but at least we have the Ashes. If this drivel is representative of your chat, a loud, crass, braying , annoying tart from "downs under" is about as Rembrandt as you're going to get, especially if you keep mentioning fruity fucking cricket you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 41 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If this drivel is representative of your chat, a loud, crass, braying , annoying tart from "downs under" is about as Rembrandt as you're going to get, especially if you keep mentioning fruity fucking cricket you cunt. Like the sheep, he shouldn't be indulged Quince. At least the mentalist mutton chop inspires genuine fucking rage and ever more elaborate pleas for it to commit suicide. This fucking cunt though, is the virtual equivalent of a fortnight in a two star bedsit in Ryhl. Cricket is a sport for northerners, buggered public school boys and The Colonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 On 6 January 2016 at 23:23:57, camberwell gypsy said: Very confusing game cricket. You have to go out to go in and stay in until you're out and then you have to come back in. Then you have square legs, short legs, long legs, silly legs, third men, twelth men, mid off, fuck off, gulleys, first slip, second slip, gym slip, mid on, long on, hard on, bowlers that swing both ways, the bowler holding the batsmen's willy. Its all a load of googlies to me. Gypo, you know a little too much about this ridiculous pastime, you should marry this scruff character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Like the sheep, he shouldn't be indulged Quince. At least the mentalist mutton chop inspires genuine fucking rage and ever more elaborate pleas for it to commit suicide. This fucking cunt though, is the virtual equivalent of a fortnight in a two star bedsit in Ryhl. Cricket is a sport for northerners, buggered public school boys and The Colonies. Another one. I didn't realise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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