Guest Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Yes, I think I might cuntcrapper. I plan to experiment with my breakfast a bit more, I am on the journey to the breakfast of no return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Yes, I think I might cuntcrapper. I plan to experiment with my breakfast a bit more, I am on the journey to the breakfast of no return. I enjoy useful threads like this Prof, will you be sure to keep us informed on this exciting voyage please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Yes, I think I might cuntcrapper. I plan to experiment with my breakfast a bit more, I am on the journey to the breakfast of no return. Words of sadly delusional self ‘splainin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I am thinking of WARM milk on me W-bix tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 STAY tooned. Get rid of the ruddy spell check Spottp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are these vegan crumpets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are these vegan crumpets? I had Weetabix today - soo American. CRUMPETS tomorrow. no Spotto I don't think they are vegan, there will be the odd egg white or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Me tasty Xmas tree crumpets, with marmalade on them. It's a shame Yass isn't here to post a comment about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Me tasty Xmas tree crumpets, with marmalade on them. It's a shame Yass isn't here to post a comment about them. Never fear, Prof,I know exactly how he would comment, so as an early Christmas present let me tell you. He'd say that he hoped you choked to death eating them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Never fear, Prof,I know exactly how he would comment, so as an early Christmas present let me tell you. He'd say that he hoped you choked to death eating them. Out of likes. (This deserves endless likes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Marmalade on crumpets? You're fucking weird you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Marmalade on crumpets? You're fucking weird you are. Visit its wikipedia page, the puppet man of Norwich. It'll all make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Visit its wikipedia page, the puppet man of Norwich. It'll all make sense. So the rumours of his death are false? Bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Apparently so, Kenny. A few more years in Yarmouth should do the trick though....http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/puppet_man_regrets_yarmouth_move_1_640802 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Are these vegan crumpets? They are actually, lactose, gluten, fat, sugar, salt, iron and atom free, only one problem being there's fuck all left on the plate to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Visit its wikipedia page, the puppet man of Norwich. It'll all make sense. I've seen him busking many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Apparently so, Kenny. A few more years in Yarmouth should do the trick though....http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/puppet_man_regrets_yarmouth_move_1_640802 Yarmouth always provides some mad fun, let's hope then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Marmalade on crumpets? You're fucking weird you are. Strangely enough it's very nice as is marmalade on deep fried bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 So like myself most people appear to originate from norfolk. So is norfolk the county with the highest percentage of cunts. Nom coming up Without a doubt it must be Essex, but if you carpet bombed South Ockenden then it would be a close run thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 How common. Marmalade on fried bread was a staple at my boarding school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Marmalade on fried bread was a staple at my boarding school. It must be a boarding school thing, I found out about from hubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 It must be a boarding school thing, I found out about from hubby. It was the best thing about breakfast, loads of butter and marmalade. Sausage and marmalade fried bread sarnies got me through the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 so you like sausage for breakfast...... gay You may say that, I couldn't possibly comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I love crumpet Shit the rooms spinning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 The only way to eat crumpets is to eat the best.Warburons the great northern baking company produce fabulous crumpets.I smother mine with plenty of butter and loads of Marmite. Pikelets,a type of square flat crumpet, can be found at select bakers in the north. Overall another good reason to live in the North. Thanks for the crumpet etiquette lesson CumGibbon, but once again you're showing yourself to be a thick cunt with your failure to correctly punctuate. It's really not good enough for a public school educated gentleman such as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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