Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 colostomy holes is another largely untapped resource Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 colostomy holes is another largely untapped resource Does Cliff Richards get it that way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Does Cliff Richards get it that way? He's a strange cunt and no mistake. My mum said he'd had an iron on his face but I don't think she realised exactly what she was saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 fuck off Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 She should feel right at home on a shithole council estate the fucking dirtbag. I pissed myself laughing at her bollocks story about being "raped" by dealers as payment for a drug debt. A friend of mine who works for a certain tabloid newspaper once told me that Ms Westbrook actually consented to a weekend of debauchery with a bunch of skagheads in exchange for free coke. Fucking slapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 She says she found god when detoxing. Seems they get to people when they are at their lowest the manipulative bastards. She found god when she was blowing a weeks wages worth of crack up her arse, then when she came down she couldn't see him anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 She found god when she was blowing a weeks wages worth of crack up her arse, then when she came down she couldn't see him anymore. Fucking obvious it was speed that caused her disgusting anxiety to find god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 A frankly amazing second post, fuckme. I'm going to really enjoy your contributions. Did he really go in with a "whilst" near the end there? Gadzooks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I'd of given it a fierce one back in the day Baws, she was really pretty before she blew her nose to pieces. Have to concur here, a real looker, gone the way of Wacko Jacko, what a waste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 She was going to wed her 24 year old boyfriend this summer who called it off 'cause she lost her septum. Smack head continues to make a mess out of her life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 SORRY PROPER CUNT THAT I DONT FALL INTO YOUR COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR SUCH A DUMB FUCK FOR NOT GETTING MY POINT THAT NEWSPAPERS AND HEADLINES FIND THIS THING MORE INMPORATNT THEN WHATS GOING OFF IN THE WORLD....I AWARD YOU THE MEDAL FOR BEEN SUCH A FUKIN IDIOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 colostomy holes is another largely untapped resource Useful for making a bit of cash "on the side". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Voldermort with a fucking wig on. An inhumanely fucking ugly cunt that causes gale force winds whenever she sneezes. Can't act for shit either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 It's all gone a bit sordid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Too tacky. Ileostomy holes offer more fluidity. Wise words PK. Chyle and chyme wait for no man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 8, 2023 Report Share Posted October 8, 2023 Did I hear correctly that this stupid slag has just signed up to be a volunteer litter picker in Durdle Door?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2023 Report Share Posted October 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Did I hear correctly that this stupid slag has just signed up to be a volunteer litter picker in Durdle Door?? Eight years after the last post, the drunken idiot decides to add one of his oh-so-hilarious replies. You utter fucking spastic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Did I hear correctly that this stupid slag has just signed up to be a volunteer litter picker in Durdle Door?? Isn't Durdle Door a rock formation in the sea? How the fuck are they gonna pick litter off of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't Durdle Door a rock formation in the sea? How the fuck are they gonna pick litter off of that? You're not going to pick litter, just collect the holdalls loaded with cocaine that have washed up on the adjacent beach. Don't you lot keep up with current affairs. Slovenly bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're not going to pick litter, just collect the holdalls loaded with cocaine that have washed up on the adjacent beach. Don't you lot keep up with current affairs. Slovenly bunch of cunts. Ah, that's why it's a door shaped! It was a solid rock but all that Charlie has worn it away. Bit like Westbrook's septum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're not going to pick litter, just collect the holdalls loaded with cocaine that have washed up on the adjacent beach. Have you just watched "Cocaine Bear", by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you just watched "Cocaine Bear", by any chance? I might well have done rather than waste my time reading @Ape™️ piss-poor, but entirely predictable response. Is it any good and, "how many killin's?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Is it any good and, "how many killin's?" Not really; but there are a surprisingly large number of fairly graphic dismemberments and the worst case of facial road rash you're likely to see for quite some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Not really; but there are a surprisingly large number of fairly graphic dismemberments and the worst case of facial road rash you're likely to see for quite some time. I can’t wait to see how ‘Saw X’ pans out. Jigsaw’s already had more posthumous releases than Michael Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can’t wait to see how ‘Saw X’ pans out. Jigsaw’s already had more posthumous releases than Michael Jackson. If they make a sequel called Crystal Meth Bear, I'm definitely watching it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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