Decimus Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I'll write one just for you Jiggery auld boy. Just nuzzle up to deci and Jocko's rotten cunts for warmth and a stale smell of urine, and let your mind free. And here he is, Frank's lover. Did Keanu do a good job on your bedsit wet room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Always play idiotic scientologist cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Always play idiotic scientologist cunts. ApparentlyTravolta has given up on Scientology. He let his son die and then realised he was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 I hate this weird looking cunt with a passion.A friend of mine says he is a typical "Do u know who I am"? bloke, but Ive met him a few times and he has been very charming. He was good in Missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 I feel like I'm insulting wood by comparing it to him, but I genuinely expect to one day read that this cunt has fallen to Dutch elm disease.I feel like I'm insulting wood by comparing it to him, but I genuinely expect to one day read that this cunt has fallen to Dutch elm disease.He appeared in a film with fuck up artist Sean Bean. As you can imagine it didn't win many Olivier awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 A friend of mine says he is a typical "Do u know who I am"? bloke, but Ive met him a few times and he has been very charming. He was good in Missing. I think its his eyebrows that weird me out. For some reason he reminds me of those Gerry Anderson puppets - the amphibian men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Gerard Butler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Hey Mick, your mate went with a prozzie and your wife believes it was you. (whisper)"Leave id art" Hey Mick, your wife was raped by your nephew who is really your brother, and she is having his baby. (whisper)"Leave id art" Hey Mick, your mother is really your granny and your sister is really your mother. (whisper)"Leave id art" How much fucking bad news does this cunt need to stir up reaction greater than a husky whisper I see Danny Dyer just won the national tv award for best Odd Bod lookalike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 odd bod.jpg I see Danny Dyer just won the national tv award for best Odd Bod lookalike Dyer is a right royal cockney monkey, Shame on you though gobbie for watching such back slapping, mutual dick sucking shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Dyer is a right royal cockney monkey, Shame on you though gobbie for watching such back slapping, mutual dick sucking shite Shit. Should have said I'm not watching it, its just, on. Shit. Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Shit. Should have said I'm not watching it, its just, on. Shit. Shit I watched the first 10 minutes in which Barry McGuigan in drag came on stage pretending to be the presenter much to everyones delight, then Dermot O'Twatty came on pretending to throw him off the stage, much to everyones delight. Then Ant and Dick won the first award and at that point I wanted to eat my own tongue so I switched off. Who the fuck votes in this carnival of cuntery?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Mr Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I watched the first 10 minutes in which Barry McGuigan in drag came on stage pretending to be the presenter much to everyones delight, then Dermot O'Twatty came on pretending to throw him off the stage, much to everyones delight. Then Ant and Dick won the first award and at that point I wanted to eat my own tongue so I switched off. Who the fuck votes in this carnival of cuntery??I bet they just vote for each other. Bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 .... well , mish moneypenny , you're a shite for shore eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Not strictly an actor but an all round phoney and a fat bastard who got fucked up by his own stuntman.......Steven Seagal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Quality shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Nicholas Cage. Seen more emotion in a railway sleeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Peter Cushing. Type cast, to the last..always a macabre cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nicholas Cage. Seen more emotion in a railway sleeper Concrete railway sleepers are quite hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Miss Penelope said: Concrete railway sleepers are quite hard. 34 more pointless keystrokes there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 On 12/21/2014 at 7:28 PM, Decimus said: On 12/21/2014 at 7:27 PM, WotaKunt said: I'll write one just for you Jiggery auld boy. Just nuzzle up to deci and Jocko's rotten cunts for warmth and a stale smell of urine, and let your mind free. And here he is, Frank's lover. Did Keanu do a good job on your bedsit wet room? And today still spouting the same old shite, just different targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quality shit So did I this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Concrete railway sleepers are quite hard. Which is best, concrete, wood or steel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Which is best, concrete, wood or steel? Steel are easier to pick up and wack people with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, southerncunt said: 34 more pointless keystrokes there. 36 in your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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