Guest judgetwi Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 Massive fucking cunt. So David has said "i wouldn't like to live in the same street as Romas" and admitting hundreds of thousands of Eastern Europeans during his time in office "may have been ill-advised." It's funny how, when there is an election looming these cunts suddenly become concerned about the same things the ordinary cunt in the street faces every fucking day. The rest of the time we can go and fuck ourselves, we don't count. Not that David has to worry. He will be "retiring" next year and no doubt will soon be taking a seat in The Lords. On top of his massive pension he will be getting 300 notes a day plus expenses, all tax free. Oh........and free Pedigree Chum for his dog! It's a hard life innit? Quote
Decimus Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 He's a fucking cunt, make no mistake about it. He was the first home secretary to really try in earnest to turn us into an "eye in the sky" big brother is watching you surveillance society. Ironic really, Freud would have had a field day with him. Quote
White Cunt Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 Fucking Blanket should share a horse wagon, packed full of those smelly, whining, stealing Roma cunts, on the way to the nearest gas-house. He could use his dog to hold a towel and soap, while rolling his eyes in delight, when fondling a cacked butt, before shower granules kicked-in. Quote
Guest ducunti Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 At least if he was named by Yewtree he may have a valid excuse,' sorry m'lord but I could not see what I was doing', as the dog sniggers. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 And I got called a cunt when I nominated Helen Keller. Fucking sexism! Quote
Jiggerycock Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 Left-wing firebrand when in charge of Sheffield City Council. Chums with Arthur Scargill....The Peoples Republic of South Yorkshire back in the day. Came in like Tyson - leaving like Audley Harrison 1 Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) [removed] A thin line Ratter - a fucking thin line........................... Edited December 31, 2014 by JackoTC Quote
Guest ducunti Posted December 31, 2014 Report Posted December 31, 2014 Do you reckon this cunt cuts his own hair or is his hairdresser blind as well? His hairdressers day job is shaving fannies in a maternity ward. Quote
Guest judgetwi Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 Poor old Dave would have had to fight a lot of discrimination to get to the top. Certainly a determined cunt. If you have to face these cunts every day, move to a location that doesn't host people you dislike. Don't worry Doc they will soon be infiltrating your manor, make no mistake. Where you gonna run to then? May i suggest you fuck off to Ireland where you obviously belong. Then you can not only trade in the Euro but spend it aswell. That would surely make life easier for you don't you agree? No need to thank me Doc, getting cunts like you out of my country is a reward in itself. Bon voyage. Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 Yeah, that would explain it. It's probably the same one that cuts Wayne Rooney's too. HAPPY NEW YEAR Drew (or Drooh)! Quote
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 It's a shame the blathering piss eyed cunt can't see whats right in front of his bearded gob! Another befuddled clerk from the Silliband college of money tree thinkers. A huge pension awaits, but he still won't know this side of the front door, that he took a shoeful of the dog's shite on board along the way! Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 Now, now shit head. No need to let your bigotry spew out erroneously, save it for those you dislike, but seem to lack the balls to say it to their face. My father arrived in the UK at the port of Liverpool in 1958 with a not much more than the shirt on his back. He always worked, never ponced once out of the state. He served in the British army, for which he never apologised. He was ridiculed for being a mick countless times. He never played the race card. He got his head down, worked his bollocks off, mostly for what was called London Transport with other micks and Jamaicans. My mother is English, for which she doesn't apologise. I don't earn a fortune, but I moved away from London as I don't wish to raise my 5 children in a multi cultural shit fest. Just to clarify for your thick fucking skull......I'm an English and an Irish republican. No apologies. Poke it, sideways, sitting on a donkey. That'll sting a bit. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 4, 2015 Report Posted January 4, 2015 Got me a stiffy just thinking about it. Anyone for muffin the mule ?. Ask Keith he is an expert. Quote
Guest Posted January 4, 2015 Report Posted January 4, 2015 I loved him in Treasure Island as Blind Pew. Apparently he went for a shit whilst on set, missed the bog completely and got nicknamed Blind Poo. Quote
Guest Posted January 4, 2015 Report Posted January 4, 2015 I loved him in Treasure Island as Blind Pew. Apparently he went for a shit whilst on set, missed the bog completely and got nicknamed Blind Poo. I heard you may go blind when you fall into poo. Quote
Guest ducunti Posted January 4, 2015 Report Posted January 4, 2015 I loved him in Treasure Island as Blind Pew. Apparently he went for a shit whilst on set, missed the bog completely and got nicknamed Blind Poo. If he can't find the bog roll does the dog lick his arse clean? Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 I loved him in Treasure Island as Blind Pew. Apparently he went for a shit whilst on set, missed the bog completely and got nicknamed Blind Poo. That brings back memories of a bad acid trip. Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 I loved him in Treasure Island as Blind Pew. Apparently he went for a shit whilst on set, missed the bog completely and got nicknamed Blind Poo. Fucking drivel. Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 First we had Judge Judy, now we've got Judge Rinder. Quote
scotty Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 Yeah, that would explain it. It's probably the same one that cuts Wayne Rooney's too. Rooneys hairdresser doesn't use scissors, just a staple gun and a pritt stick. Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 Judge Grindr would suit his hobbies and interests better. He's jewish, gay and wacky. What's not to like? Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 Fucking drivel. Who do you think you are? Frank? Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, He marched them up to the top of the hill, and had sex with a miner. Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, He marched them up to the top of the hill, and had sex with a miner. Fuck off. Quote
Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Report Posted January 5, 2015 Fuck off. You swarthy dog Frank. Still doing 'favours' for sailors down Pireaus harbour? Spotter could probably set you up in Tiger Bay. Minkey Quote
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