Guest JackoTC Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 She is without doubt a couple of beers short of a six pack, but she does have novelty value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Harsh but fair, Mistress R. Baws is frothing at the bellend, imagining roops in her stockings and brandishing a whip. Admit it mate, there's no shame in it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Daft twat, could have been back five minutes ago if you hadn't played silly buggers. We've got another week of respite then, haven't we. It's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Baws is frothing at the bellend, imagining roops in her stockings and brandishing a whip. Admit it mate, there's no shame in it Sounds like a nasty case of cock rabies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Five years. You sir, are a scholar and a gent! May all your pints be bought for you by other people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 You sir, are a scholar and a gent! May all your pints be bought for you by other people! Im anoone Peregrine, ies alcoholikem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Im anoone Peregrine, ies alcoholikem So you don't remember who buys your pints? Sounds like there's more than just ale in those tankards, mate! I've extended the suspension by a further 7 days 'cos I don't take kindly to punters circumventing temporary bans by creating new accounts. Your actions were ridiculous ProfB - you only had to wait until 8.30 this evening. Try that again and your account will be deleted. All hail Mrs Roops! We are forever your disciples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Sheep is knitting a rope ladder as we speak. They could both be out of the tower by midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Harsh but fair, Mistress R. Harsh but fair, Mistress R. Creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Creep. Sorry, force of habit. It's the only way I know to get sex these days, what with the price of chloroform and all... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Sorry, force of habit. It's the only way I know to get sex these days, what with the price of chloroform and all... Remember that old quote from ubercunt sting, bragging to bob geldof about shagging his missus for 8 hours? Then he backpedalled, and admitted it included 4 hours of begging, then dinner and a movie afterwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 GOOD EVENING everyone - I am now back online. I spent 8 days in the cooler as Admin wasn't happy with me. I meant no harm, but things came out wrong. Soo sorry Mrs Roops & Spotto. XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 GOOD EVENING everyone - I am now back online. I spent 8 days in the cooler as Admin wasn't happy with me. I meant no harm, but things came out wrong. Soo sorry Mrs Roops & Spotto. XXX Fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Hear hear. fuck off prof you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Add another "fuck off" to that list. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I have nothing to add of worth. A bit like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I have nothing to add of worth. A bit like you. Jacko, you're a man of few words, but when you do let loose, it's always quite profound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Jacko, you're a man of few words, but when you do let loose, it's always quite profound! You smooth talking fucker Kunty, I wanted to opt for the subtle "fuck off", but you and Scotty had beaten me to it. Ah, balls to it : Fuck off Prof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I have nothing to add of worth. A bit like you. You da man Jacko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 GOOD EVENING everyone - I am now back online. I spent 8 days in the cooler as Admin wasn't happy with me. I meant no harm, but things came out wrong. Soo sorry Mrs Roops & Spotto. XXX Welcome back Prof - they're a tuff bunch those mods, but you've weathered the storm and come back stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 GOOD EVENING everyone - I am now back online. I spent 8 days in the cooler as Admin wasn't happy with me. I meant no harm, but things came out wrong. Soo sorry Mrs Roops & Spotto. XXX Group hug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Group hug! Hugging sheep in these parts is frowned upon. We prefer to bum them, sometimes to death. Especially the crumpet obsessed fucking weird ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Group hug! Count me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Group hug! For poofs! Count me out. Besides, I wouldn't touch ProfB with a ten fucking foot long stick. the filthy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 For poofs! Count me out. Besides, I wouldn't touch ProfB with a ten fucking foot long stick. the filthy cunt! Hello sailor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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