Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Thank goodness this over caloried, embarrassing cunt is being fucked off by ITV on Football coverage. He should present programmes on Pig rearing where his ugly, farmers arse gob would emanate the senses to the right type of background odour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 He's an unfortunate looking chap but then, so am I. His Black Country "twang" is irritating to me beyond belief. I haven't seen him since he exited that fucking truly awful "one show". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 With or without Chiles I would rather chew my own arm off than switch on ITV's football coverage. They are fucking abysmal on all counts. Mind you, they still manage to outscore BT Sport. What a sad indictment that is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 He's an unfortunate looking chap but then, so am I. His Black Country "twang" is irritating to me beyond belief. I haven't seen him since he exited that fucking truly awful "one show". I saw him once on The Money Programme, but very hastily turned it off before they got to the money shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Elbow faced teracunt. There's very few people that grind my gears as much as this fucktard, which is why I'm grateful he's having less and less airtime. As a sympathetic gesture to his piteous inadequacy as a presenter, they could give him a farewell gig on "Hunted Cunt". The host is drenched in zebra piss and dropped in the middle of a Kenyan plain, where the local predators (lions, leopards, hyenas, etc) have been purposely starved of prey for several days. I can't see it being a very long show, but fuck me it will be entertaining, and perhaps there's hopes that this (as it stands, fictional) show's pilot may spark interest and therefore a full series of other cunts being hunted. Just a thought, and TV is shit at the minute anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Elbow faced teracunt. There's very few people that grind my gears as much as this fucktard, which is why I'm grateful he's having less and less airtime. As a sympathetic gesture to his piteous inadequacy as a presenter, they could give him a farewell gig on "Hunted Cunt". The host is drenched in zebra piss and dropped in the middle of a Kenyan plain, where the local predators (lions, leopards, hyenas, etc) have been purposely starved of prey for several days. I can't see it being a very long show, but fuck me it will be entertaining, and perhaps there's hopes that this (as it stands, fictional) show's pilot may spark interest and therefore a full series of other cunts being hunted. Just a thought, and TV is shit at the minute anyway. I think I'm a celebrity, brutally terminate my existence...... Hmm... It has a ring to it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I think I'm a celebrity, brutally terminate my existence...... Hmm... It has a ring to it. Much better title Spotto, nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 This cunt looks like my ex-husband. My self esteem must have been at an all time low when I married him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Didn't he manage to pull jane garvey? I always thought she was sexy as hell, not necessarily because of her looks, but because she was sharp as a tack on 5 Live. Peter allen ruined her for me though, the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 This cunt looks like my ex-husband. My self esteem must have been at an all time low when I married him. Was he at least loaded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Thank goodness this over caloried, embarrassing cunt is being fucked off by ITV on Football coverage. He should present programmes on Pig rearing where his ugly, farmers arse gob would emanate the senses to the right type of background odour.You do realise that just mentioning the word "football" places you in danger of being called a poof by a load of.....well, poofs. If you are sad enough to be seeking popularity you could try nominating......FOOTBALL.....IT'S FOR POOFS!. Works every time trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You do realise that just mentioning the word "football" places you in danger of being called a poof by a load of.....well, poofs. If you are sad enough to be seeking popularity you could try nominating......FOOTBALL.....IT'S FOR POOFS!. Works every time trust me. Making such a nomination would secure one's self in the hallowed halls of magnificent irons, forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You do realise that just mentioning the word "football" places you in danger of being called a poof by a load of.....well, poofs. If you are sad enough to be seeking popularity you could try nominating......FOOTBALL.....IT'S FOR POOFS!. Works every time trust me. Football is for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 My godson is a proffesional footy player, just signed a contract last year. £1000 a week, given a flat, all bills paid, and a car. Not fucking bad for an 18 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Whenever I see him (which is rarely) he always sounds like he's chewing a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 A while back when this Nom was started, I thought at a quick glance it said Adrian's Chillies. I couldn't think of anything funny or interesting to say about it back then, and in all fairness, I still fucking cant now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Yes.....yes I have. I think it was about your paranoia and multi ID hissy fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Just before you left ..........again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 If neither of those raise a titter I can try a limerick if you like ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 This cunt looks like my ex-husband. My self esteem must have been at an all time low when I married him.That's alcohol for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Please stay on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Do they still make topics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Yes they do although they`re much smaller now at just over 3 inches long, about the size of Frank`s cock if his PlentyofFish profile pictures are genuine. Knobless too..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I've never heard a brummie that sounds like anything other than a window licking flid after a stroke,he can fuck off and die,or "fook orf and doi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Can't think how I missed this one when it was shat into life back in January but hey-ho. Despite Christ-knows how many years in the media spotlight, he always sounds like the work-experience kid let loose in the studio after everyone has gone home. I can live with the Brummie accent - like banging your head against a brick wall, it's just so wonderful when he does finally stop - but his utter inarticulate incompetency defies belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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