scotty Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Frank is making a few more friends tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Time for another "holiday" at this rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 That's awful and doesn't bear thinking about. Very sorry for your loss and my condolences. I wish you strength. Thank you. I'm not fishing for sympathy just making a point about the way everything was handled, which was obviously the opposite to what happened to WC. When I first mentioned it couple of months back, I got some very comforting words from CC members which really touched me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 sooo sorry to hear.... sincere condolences... feel for you... doesn't bear thinking about..... You wet sappy fucking morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Thank you. I'm not fishing for sympathy just making a point about the way everything was handled, which was obviously the opposite to what happened to WC. When I first mentioned it couple of months back, I got some very comforting words from CC members which really touched me. Taking comfort from a CC member is a fucking dire state of affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 After paying £ 800, for a body of my relative to be cremated (just cremation, funeral - very decent, was of course a seperate cost), I went to collect the ashes. I suppose I was expecting to pick up a neatly presented urn or a simple, yet tasteful wooden box, with the name and other details beautifully inscribed on top/side. Imagine my shock, when I was handed a huge container of what I can only describe as tomato-type fertiliser grow-more container, made of cheap green, shitty plastic. There was a white stick-on label on the front, with details scribbled on by some fuckwit, who wouldn't be able to produce three crosses as his own signature. The fertiliser box came with it's own, colour-matched, garden sack-type carrier. WHAT THE FUCK? I had ashes of my dead animals presented in a more attractive, humane and decent fashion. Oh, and to mention, I had to go for a second time, because the cunt in the office had fucked off at 4.45, even though the place was supposed to shut at 5. Public service cunts. bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 bullshit. With a bit of luck, your fertiliser remains will find their way to the growmore jar very soon. Rest in jar, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 I am also very sorry to hear about the loss of your granddaughter. My condolences. Joking aside... Ming and I are also very very sorry to hear about your loss. Double condolences x2. Wishing you strength. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Thanks Now... fancy a face fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Sorry to hear that, gyppo. Nobody should see their child die, let alone a grandchild. .. A tough one to call, Scotty...dipstick. If I had to choose between the two, I think I'd let the grandchild go before. Sleep on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 OK, you are brown bread and you would prefer a burn up to a burial. Into the cremator you go. Do you really go straight in, as one is lead to believe, immediately after the cunts have closed the curtains? Surely it is inefficient to burn one corpse at a time. I reckon cunts are removed from the coffin, which is handed back to the funeral director, and you are toasted when there are enough other dead cunts to justify stoking up the cremator. The ashes your relatives are simply just that. Who's is any ones guess. I think I'll go for a burial. Less likelihood of them sticking the wrong dead cunt in the wrong box. You're tired, proper. Get some rest and revisit what you've written here in the morning. Then punch yourself in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Thank you. I'm not fishing for sympathy just making a point about the way everything was handled, which was obviously the opposite to what happened to WC. When I first mentioned it couple of months back, I got some very comforting words from CC members which really touched me. How about I just really touch you Gypo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 .. A tough one to call, Scotty...dipstick. If I had to choose between the two, I think I'd let the grandchild go before. Sleep on it... I'd be proud to have you deliver the eulogy at my send off Frank. Shall we have a reciprocal agreement drawn up? You can have my jag if I can have your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 White skinny jeans ? Careful now. Too much booze, and a badly placed mouthful of Stifado, or a stray Dolmades could wreak fashion havoc. I would have thought a gentlemen of your years and carriage would have gone for something loose fitting in a more subtle shade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I want to be eaten by badgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I want to be eaten by badgers. I want my remains scattered around Disneyland. And I don't want to be cremated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I want my remains scattered around Disneyland. And I don't want to be cremated. can I get fries with that Scotto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I want to be eaten by badgers. Good call Dbomber I want to be left in the woods so scientists can study my decomposition and all the organisms that eat my remains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I want to be left in the woods so scientists can study my decomposition and all the organisms that eat my remains An interesting notion, stubby. That exact idea was one my ex-wife was very keen on. At least, I'm sure she would have been. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I want to be eaten by badgers. Or nibbled to death by okapis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Perhaps saturating my body with Mercury just before I peg it, might have some delayed toxic effects on cunts handling my ashes. Warm vapour may achieve the desired effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Or nibbled to death by okapis. I've 'ad that... Nasty , that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 People are dying to get into a crematorium. I believe Auschwitz Birkenau do a really good send off and its free. Fucking brilliant! I used to piss myself laughing at gags like this. Mind you i was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. My memory is hazy but sometime after that i discovered wanking and, eventually, learned to recognize a cunt when i saw one. What happened to you shithead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Judge stick your fucking cunt head in the oven and turn the gas on then strike a match - fucking wanker! Morning Del.. dipstick. You've got to agree he has a point. At the very best you're a dim little urchin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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