Hokey Gingers Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Ever noticed the increasing usage of American phrases in our beautiful English language, it`s like a verbal Japanese knotweed spreading into everyday conversation slowly but surely . Newscasters referring to the "top of the hour" and sports pundits raving on about the "winningest player" and "most assists".??? Of coarse this is only the tip of the iceberg with cunts forever "stepping up to the plate" and unforeseen events appearing out of "left field". Every cunts at it, even the chap who packed my shopping alerted me to the fact i was " good to go... Bud.". Bud? Fuck you spotty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I think they 'bring to the table' a wealth of 'burglarized' terms that they 'ruinize' in 'right about now' such a wonderful way. 'Can I get' some fries with that! 'At the end of the day'.Damned Americunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Going to throw you a swerve ball on this one, think outside the box and make sure you check under the hood, can't let the grass grow on this one, we must pick the low hanging fruit. Management talk bingo for wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Speak proper English like wot I do and less of the "you guys", "nice to have you on board", "chicks", "iffen you don't like it" fuck off Americunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Its all "belt and braces" stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I've hated this kind of thing right from the get-go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I think they 'bring to the table' a wealth of 'burglarized' terms that they 'ruinize' in 'right about now' such a wonderful way. 'Can I get' some fries with that! 'At the end of the day'.Damned Americunts."Can I get".Three words that ought to be prohibited in the UK under pain of death. If that can't be achieved, there should be an unwritten convention that anybody saying them is to be given a fucking good kicking by the nearest group of people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 "Can I get".Three words that ought to be prohibited in the UK under pain of death. If that can't be achieved, there should be an unwritten convention that anybody saying them is to be given a fucking good kicking by the nearest group of people. Oh you cunt, that is the worse one by far, and the most used, urge to kill rising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Another thing the cunts say is "I've got to bring" rather than "I've got to take". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Face it, the language thing is the spear on the whole Prom Night / Trick or Treat / Baby Shower fucking Cruise missile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Face it, the language thing is the spear on the whole Prom Night / Trick or Treat / Baby Shower fucking Cruise missile.Build a bear workshops, sweet sixteen parties, fast food 'restaurants', street kids calling the police 'feds' and talking about 'dollars', all you can eat shit holes etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 (edited) Gals and Dudes, or is it Turds? Edited April 18, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Fucking line dancing with cunts dressed up, padlock the doors on the local hall and burn them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 A lot of cunts now use the Americanism 'I guess' instead of 'I suppose'. Anyone caught using 'I guess' should be punched squarely on the nose along with the cunts that use 'guys' even when referring to women 'come on you guys'. Oh and that other imported chestnut 'you need to' as in 'you need to do as I say' Fucking sludge brained amoeba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Awesome nom! Good job! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 America is by far the greatest nation on Earth, and you should be fucking grateful they let us use their language!I miss Lena... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Build a bear workshops, sweet sixteen parties, fast food 'restaurants', street kids calling the police 'feds' and talking about 'dollars', all you can eat shit holes etc That's my Friday nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 That's my Friday nights.Run out of likes, Keith for once you have said something funny without the need for really dodgy borderline smut. Keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 and it's a fucking FILM, not a fucking MOVIE... cunts.... and them bastards on the BBC are now using "movies" even on the fucking news... CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Dag nab it, well lookee hear, its nearly top of the hour. Nearly time to retire to my bed. Ya'll come back and see me now ya hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Dag nab it, well lookee hear, its nearly top of the hour. Nearly time to retire to my bed. Ya'll come back and see me now ya hear?Nearly there Gyps, nearly.. but i meant things you hear in everyday speech. Your example is like something you`d hear in "The Grand Ole Opry" or by John Barrowman, ( the cunt off Torchwood who is a Scotsman,a disgrace and a nom in his own right) Have a nice day, the whole nine yards, what`s not to like?.. You`ll get there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Nearly there Gyps, nearly.. but i meant things you hear in everyday speech. Your example is like something you`d hear in "The Grand Ole Opry" or by John Barrowman, ( the cunt off Torchwood who is a Scotsman,a disgrace and a nom in his own right) Have a nice day, the whole nine yards, what`s not to like?.. You`ll get there....Have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Much as i agree with this nomination you are banging your head against a brick wall. ( i wonder which American phrase will be replacing that one?) For anybody, i would say under 40, a film is a movie and that's an end to it. Nothing happens "consecutively" anymore but always "back to back". The phrase "guys...guys" in order to draw peoples' attention makes me feel quit ill and , if i could get away with it, i would happily punch the cunt's face in. However, let's face it, this war has already been lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Much as i agree with this nomination you are banging your head against a brick wall. ( i wonder which American phrase will be replacing that one?) For anybody, i would say under 40, a film is a movie and that's an end to it. Nothing happens "consecutively" anymore but always "back to back". The phrase "guys...guys" in order to draw peoples' attention makes me feel quit ill and , if i could get away with it, i would happily punch the cunt's face in. However, let's face it, this war has already been lost.Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) Do you want to suck my dick Judge?You are a limpet on this forum, desperately sucking life out of any half-decent thread. Edited April 21, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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