Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Back in the dear old 1970s most stations had nice simple timetbles that were arranged in chronological order and listed the time of departure and which station the train called at. They were simple to read and there was no need for you to have a solicitor and lifestyle advisor with you all you needed was a small amount of commonsense. Why did they **** it all up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 When the trains are on time the timetables make sense.Now the trains are fucked up the timetables are fucked up as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Welcome back! Fuck trains - did I ever tell you I had a private jet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Welcome back! Fuck trains - did I ever tell you I had a private jet?My Bell 206 Jetranger helicopter is more convenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Welcome back! Fuck trains - did I ever tell you I had a private jet?Is your private jet like a certain boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Back in the dear old 1970s most stations had nice simple timetbles that were arranged in chronological order and listed the time of departure and which station the train called at. They were simple to read and there was no need for you to have a solicitor and lifestyle advisor with you all you needed was a small amount of commonsense. Why did they **** it all up?This is called Cunt's Corner, not "The place where OAPs can vent inoffensive frustrations at the modern world".I've never had the displeasure of conversing with you in the member's area before, as I am a relative newcomer. However, this post seems to indicate one of two things. You've either always been a boring old fart, or your time spent with Frank in the 3rd tier of Inception has turned you into a gibbering wreck, incapable of articulating intelligent comment. Use a smartphone route-planner like every other 21st century cunt. What next, we should revert back to the horse and cart because the gearbox on these new fangled automobiles is just too complex? Please exile yourself back to the guest lounge. Or better yet, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 This is called Cunt's Corner, not "The place where OAPs can vent inoffensive frustrations at the modern world".I've never had the displeasure of conversing with you in the member's area before, as I am a relative newcomer. However, this post seems to indicate one of two things. You've either always been a boring old fart, or your time spent with Frank in the 3rd tier of Inception has turned you into a gibbering wreck, incapable of articulating intelligent comment. Use a smartphone route-planner like every other 21st century cunt. What next, we should revert back to the horse and cart because the gearbox on these new fangled automobiles is just too complex? Please exile yourself back to the guest lounge. Or better yet, kill yourself.Harsh, but fare stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Peace Dudes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 My Bell 206 Jetranger helicopter is more convenient.Nice avatar , Fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Harsh, but fare stickersDon't wake the sleeping tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 This is called Cunt's Corner, not "The place where OAPs can vent inoffensive frustrations at the modern world".I've never had the displeasure of conversing with you in the member's area before, as I am a relative newcomer. However, this post seems to indicate one of two things. You've either always been a boring old fart, or your time spent with Frank in the 3rd tier of Inception has turned you into a gibbering wreck, incapable of articulating intelligent comment.Use a smartphone route-planner like every other 21st century cunt. What next, we should revert back to the horse and cart because the gearbox on these new fangled automobiles is just too complex?Please exile yourself back to the guest lounge. Or better yet, kill yourself......an unreasonable and nasty riposte to a valid nom. Can we all stop being twats just for the sake of it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 .....an unreasonable and nasty riposte to a valid nom. Can we all stop being twats just for the sake of it?She's awake. Anyway....... Smart phone my arse ..... I use smoke signals. especially convenient when I've set the local heathland ablaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 .....an unreasonable and nasty riposte to a valid nom. Can we all stop being twats just for the sake of it?.....i would like to add a note of positivity re this nom title ... well said LP ... it's RAILWAY Timetable,station etc and not TRAIN station and for the record , footpath or pavement not sidewalk , defence not deeefense, iraq not eyerack - i could go on but i'm in the middle of renewing my 'pedants monthly' subscription. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 .....an unreasonable and nasty riposte to a valid nom. Can we all stop being twats just for the sake of it?Fair enough. I've woken up and had a coffee now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) Welcome back! Fuck trains - did I ever tell you I had a private jet?Me too. It's called Karcher. Tried to fly on it, but got stopped by some emigration prick. Edited April 22, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Back in the dear old 1970s most stations had nice simple timetbles that were arranged in chronological order and listed the time of departure and which station the train called at. They were simple to read and there was no need for you to have a solicitor and lifestyle advisor with you all you needed was a small amount of commonsense. Why did they **** it all up?If only these fucked up tables were restricted to trains, I could just about bare it. Bus time tables in many cities went out the window too. Some only have the bus number. And from where and to the cunt is going is just pure guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) If only these fucked up tables were restricted to trains, I could just about bare it. Bus time tables in many cities went out the window too. Some only have the bus number. And from where and to the cunt is going is just pure guessing. you could always try asking a driver or at the information desk - only to be met with the totally blank non communicative scowl or the glare as though you've just asked them to lick your arse crack . either way , if fortunate enough , avoid public transport altogether - because let's face it any notion that they are providing a service soon disappears down the shitter at the shareholders agm. Edited April 22, 2015 by colonelkurtz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Shareholder's AGM......... Shareholder's AGM...... This is clearly a new type of cuntery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Is your private jet like a certain boat?Its use of advanced stealth technology might cause certain sceptics to claim it was nonexistent but in fact it is simply invisible. Er, yes, invisible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Harsh, but fare stickersIf that homophone was actually intended, then brevity is indeed the soul of wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 If that homophone was actually intended, then brevity is indeed the soul of wit.i think it unlikely that Fatty intentionally misspelled this. I base my reasoning on the fact he's an illiterate cretin. No offence, Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 i think it unlikely that Fatty intentionally misspelled this. I base my reasoning on the fact he's an illiterate cretin. No offence, Fatty.The use of "homophone" was cunningly planned to see if he hates poofs as well. Pavlov was a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 The use of "homophone" was cunningly planned to see if he hates poofs as well. Pavlov was a cunt!Mendeleev was a periodic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Nice avatar , Fuckers.It suits my mood. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 i think it unlikely that Fatty intentionally misspelled this. I base my reasoning on the fact he's an illiterate cretin. No offence, Fatty.None taken Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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