Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 I can't stand these bizarre freaks and found them positively scary as a kid. There's even a phobia, coulrophobia, officially recognising people's fear of the fucking things. Horrible cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 People that take illegal drugs are clowns.Yeaaahh maaaannn, right on teach. Cool kids respect their mothers and eat their vegetables, not take drugs or alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 I don't understand why they exist. Sort of like punkape. The funniest clown act I've ever seen is on comedic par with my last migraine.Water shot out of your flower badge. Brilliant. Oh look, your wheels fell off your car again. Excellent. The only time I could see myself chuckling along with them, is if they do a stint where one is at the GP getting diagnosed with bollock cancer. Sort of like punkape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Good nom. I hate clowns with a passion, what with their stupid smiley faces and their big shoes and their fucking exploding cars. Five years old, five years old I was when my aunt took me to see the circus and their car exploded and frightened the shit out of me. And everyone wondered why I hit the fucking bottle as a teeneager. Clowns are evil bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Funnily enough I liked Doink the Clown. Anyone remember him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I like papa lazarou Derv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Scary fuckers, who are about as funny as AIDS of the leg.Serial killer John Wayne Gacy (aka 'The Killer Clown') used to dress as one of these ego-maniacs, which tells you all you need to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Ronald macdonald can fuck off too! Peddling that shitcunt excuse for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I've never been scared if clowns but I have also never found them to be remotely funny.Ice cream men in their vans with their fucking annoying tingling tunes are another bunch of cunts. They can shove their 99's right up their arses.Clowns and Ice cream men should be investigated by those Yewtree coppers.Just in case you understand.Cunts one and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 As funny as having your knackers pulled out through your japs-eye. Pointless, creepy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 The only thing worse than a clown is a mime. Especially a fucking French mime - they're the worst cunts of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 ^ Why do French mimes smell? So that blind people can hate them too, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 ^ Why do French mimes smell? So that blind people can hate them too, Marcel Marceau was a cunt and now he really is stuck in a box he can't get out of 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 No.well that's that conversation knackered then.I'll fetch my sandals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Marcel Marceau was a cunt and now he really is stuck in a box he can't get out of Harsh! But true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I've never been scared if clowns but I have also never found them to be remotely funny.Ice cream men in their vans with their fucking annoying tingling tunes are another bunch of cunts. They can shove their 99's right up their arses.Clowns and Ice cream men should be investigated by those Yewtree coppers.Just in case you understand.Cunts one and all.Mr Whippy has always been good to me. As a little girl he always let me in his van to pull his nob to let the cream come in the cone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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