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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Just caught a little of Undercover Benefits Cheats. Watching this fucking tripe makes me want to travel the country and beat the shit out of scroungers. Now I can't get to sleep it's got me that fucking wound up.

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That is the whole point of the media propaganda machine. Demonise the poor so the tories can get away with the removal of the welfare state.

Very true, alfie. The same goes for the demonisation of immigrants, just look at the latest tory proposals for getting private landlords to kick them out.

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That is the whole point of the media propaganda machine. Demonise the poor so the tories can get away with the removal of the welfare state.

agreed, this sort of desperation porn is designed to rile the tabloid reading masses into okaying more and more welfare cuts. Personally, I think we need more documentaries on corrupt and crooked MPs and tax dodging toffs...... Let's make people really want to go out  into the street and express their views.

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Very true, alfie. The same goes for the demonisation of immigrants, just look at the latest tory proposals for getting private landlords to kick them out.

and landlords can be jailed for not kicking them out ... How about jailing a few cunts for letting them in, in the first place.

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agreed, this sort of desperation porn is designed to rile the tabloid reading masses into okaying more and more welfare cuts. Personally, I think we need more documentaries on corrupt and crooked MPs and tax dodging toffs...... Let's make people really want to go out  into the street and express their views.

Fair point. I despise these cunts more than than the scroungers. I sometimes think I would have been better off being a scrounger myself since the MPs, bankers and law makers have fiddled me out of my shares, fucked up my property investments, not to mention my pension and made me work my proverbial bollocks off for fuck all. The cunts are simply not accountable for their actions. Bunch of thieving murdering kiddy fiddling perverted cunts.

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Now I can't get to sleep it's got me that fucking wound up.

A traditional remedy - indeed, an almost universal panacea - is to go and have a big wank. That's what I do. 

For even better results do that instead of watching the shit TV program in the first place.

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Very true, alfie. The same goes for the demonisation of immigrants, just look at the latest tory proposals for getting private landlords to kick them out.

and landlords can be jailed for not kicking them out ... How about jailing a few cunts for letting them in, in the first place.

As per fucking usual, us Landlords get all the fucking shit thrown at them, and yet the cunts expect us to let out a 101% perfect house (In better repair than our fucking own..) for £20 a month, and be happy when the wankers won't pay because they spent too much on a) drugs  b) fags c) Carling d) the kids brand spanking-fucking-new-just-come-out-this-morning christmas iPads, iPhones, £150 Nikes, £200 replica kit and 20 bottles of vodka...

..and don't get me started on the shit court system to get your money back... £1.75 a week? Non-enforceable?

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As per fucking usual, us Landlords get all the fucking shit thrown at them, and yet the cunts expect us to let out a 101% perfect house (In better repair than our fucking own..) for £20 a month, and be happy when the wankers won't pay because they spent too much on a) drugs  b) fags c) Carling d) the kids brand spanking-fucking-new-just-come-out-this-morning christmas iPads, iPhones, £150 Nikes, £200 replica kit and 20 bottles of vodka...

..and don't get me started on the shit court system to get your money back... £1.75 a week? Non-enforceable?

fucking hell, Dingers, got any spare houses?

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

A traditional remedy - indeed, an almost universal panacea - is to go and have a big wank. That's what I do. 

For even better results do that instead of watching the shit TV program in the first place.

i would have done but the toothless wench that also caught the attention of our resident gyps was firmly embedded in my wank bank. It was like trying to strangle a slug.

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fucking hell, Dingers, got any spare houses?

No... sold the cunts for squillions... well... all but one....

I think multi property ownership has fucked up the economy of this country. I understand why people invest in property, who can blame them, with all other investments like pensions and long term savings being fucked up and raided by the govt. I also don't believe we need all of the houses we are told that must be built. There has been a housing crisis for years. I don't see a crisis, just greedy landowners and developers. As for tenants, if you pay rent out of your hard earned wages, why should you get sub-standard accommodation? Those that require housing courtesy of the state should be provided for by the local authority, not profit making housing enterprises.

Complete bollocks...

"multi property ownership" has been around for aeons and is no where near responsible for the shit state of the economy, it's "the credit economy" and no industry that fucked us up. SMEs could not survive, or even start up, if there were no investors.  Low wage earners always were, and always will be, renters... they just used to be called peasants. It is a privilege to own a house, not a fucking right, same as a car and half the other shit we buy.

There is no housing crisis, there has hardly ever been a housing crisis, only media wankers and MPs banging on about it, and people who complain that rents or prices are too high, well, free market, if someone will pay £200 for something, then you are not going to get it for £150 so either live with it, or stump up £200.. back to "a privilege not a right"

Who said sub-standard? All my properties were re-wired, new CH, kitchens, bathrooms, flooring, etc, I even re-plastered half of them myself purely to have an easier life on redecorating after the cunts trash the place when they leave... which they ALWAYS fucking do... that includes the workers not just the doley scumbags.

If tenants didn't behave like self-entitled cunts, and paid their rent on time, most landlords would be much better disposed towards them, as it is, the slumlords are a tiny minority but the wankers tenants are a much larger proportion.

Oh yes... your beloved LA will squander even more millions in tax doing the job themselves than is already spent on housing benefits, that's your tax money being wasted... have you even seen how the LAs and HAs manage property? Fucking atrocious.. .should be put up against the wall the lot of them... I know plumbers and sparkys who are on £1500 pcm retainers, they "might" do about 5 days works in that month, and they can bill for parts on top... then go do their normal day for the other 25 days... that's your fucking LA way of working... they rip out 1000s of pounds worth of decent windows and doors, to replace them with new ones for the fucking sake of it, if your windows are over 8 years old, chances are you can get them replaced... why? fucking why???

My own house is 6 years old, in 2-3 years time, if this was council owned, I could get them to replace all windows and doors, new boiler system, new radiators, decorate the fucking place for me, put new carpets in, new kitchen and bathrooms, and not spend a fucking penny of my own money, and thats inside the 10 year NHBC guarantee time period.. INSIDE....

 

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I think multi property ownership has fucked up the economy of this country. I understand why people invest in property, who can blame them, with all other investments like pensions and long term savings being fucked up and raided by the govt. I also don't believe we need all of the houses we are told that must be built. There has been a housing crisis for years. I don't see a crisis, just greedy landowners and developers. As for tenants, if you pay rent out of your hard earned wages, why should you get sub-standard accommodation? Those that require housing courtesy of the state should be provided for by the local authority, not profit making housing enterprises.

Depends when you bought Proper. If it was just before the crash we had no option but to become unwilling landlords. Over paid for the property, cost a shit load to convert. Held to randsome by the council at every turn. flats are done to high standard but don't achieve a decent level of rent. They haven't gone up in value either so lose out on rent lose out on sale. Not a profit making enterprise at all. Pretty much fucked really. Think I might sell up buy a fur coat and turn a few tricks. I hear granny fanny is hot to trot right now

 

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I don't know what sort of landlord you are, and I couldn't give a fuck. A bunch of wankers called Santander own my gaff until I have paid the mortgage. I just find it amusing when landlords let to DSS tenants and when they get their property smashed up they fucking moan about it.

So it's amusing when someone who has their house and lifestyle paid for by the State, (ie, you and me) destroys the place is it?

...and by extension of that, they can grafitti all the walls in town, smash the park benches and generally destroy anything around, and you find that amusing as well??

....and they can then piss up your wall whilest spray-painting "Proper's missus takes it up the tradesmans" across your front door?

 

Oh yes... some of the worst damage I had was from full-time workers, and they were in their late 50's with kids and grandkids, not some doley never-seen-a-job 25 year old... he was even a member of the local golf club... needed 2 skips for the fucking downstairs alone on that one... wanker....

 

............ I hear granny fanny is hot to trot right now

Is there a space on the pavement next to you for a long haired blonde bloke?  I'll bring some bacon to cook on the brazier if you like...

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Fucking funny.

 

 

....and they can then piss up your wall whilest spray-painting "Proper's missus takes it up the tradesmans" across your front door....

That'd be much funnier... especially if they stack some logs and rope for people to tie to themselves so they don't fall in...

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So it's amusing when someone who has their house and lifestyle paid for by the State, (ie, you and me) destroys the place is it?

...and by extension of that, they can grafitti all the walls in town, smash the park benches and generally destroy anything around, and you find that amusing as well??

....and they can then piss up your wall whilest spray-painting "Proper's missus takes it up the tradesmans" across your front door?

 

Oh yes... some of the worst damage I had was from full-time workers, and they were in their late 50's with kids and grandkids, not some doley never-seen-a-job 25 year old... he was even a member of the local golf club... needed 2 skips for the fucking downstairs alone on that one... wanker....

 

Is there a space on the pavement next to you for a long haired blonde bloke?  I'll bring some bacon to cook on the brazier if you like...

Indeed there is Ding. I'll bring two matching sleeping bags and a couple of fold up chairs. 

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All landlords are cunts,buying up property and denying the yougsters a chance to get on the property ladder,greedy cunts that buy loads of houses are the biggest cunts.No matter how many houses they own or how rich they get they still spend fuck all on the place and when they do the cunts fiddle the costs so they can make even more out of the tenants,fucking hate them all,why the fuck should people be able to buy more than one house?,selfish parasitic cunt bags one and all!

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If tenants didn't behave like self-entitled cunts, and paid their rent on time, most landlords would be much better disposed towards them, as it is, the slumlords are a tiny minority but the wankers tenants are a much larger proportion.

use an agent you greedy fucker. I do, that way you only get cunts like DiscoChimp in your gaffe which, although they're moronic cunts at least they pay the rent and are house trained.

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All landlords are cunts,buying up property and denying the yougsters a chance to get on the property ladder,greedy cunts that buy loads of houses are the biggest cunts.No matter how many houses they own or how rich they get they still spend fuck all on the place and when they do the cunts fiddle the costs so they can make even more out of the tenants,fucking hate them all,why the fuck should people be able to buy more than one house?,selfish parasitic cunt bags one and all!

That describes me perfectly...

Houses can be bought easily by most people, you just have to stop smoking so many fags, drinking so much expensive shit lager, save up, and MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM LONDON or any other expensive area... and get a fucking job.... there's still tons of cheap houses in decent enough areas....

Fuck the south...

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As per fucking usual, us Landlords get all the fucking shit thrown at them, and yet the cunts expect us to let out a 101% perfect house (In better repair than our fucking own..) for £20 a month, and be happy when the wankers won't pay because they spent too much on a) drugs  B) fags c) Carling d) the kids brand spanking-fucking-new-just-come-out-this-morning christmas iPads, iPhones, £150 Nikes, £200 replica kit and 20 bottles of vodka...

..and don't get me started on the shit court system to get your money back... £1.75 a week? Non-enforceable?

Agreed, but at least squatters rights are not so strong these days. Few years ago it fucking cost me a fortune getting the cunts out after six fucking months of no rent and they then thanked me for their free home by removing all the copper pipes, radiators and wiring. The wankers shat in the fucking water tank and in the middle of each room. 

I must put no royals on the vacancies sign next time.

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Houses can be bought easily by most people, you just have to stop smoking so many fags, drinking so much expensive shit lager, save up, and MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM LONDON or any other expensive area... and get a fucking job.... there's still tons of cheap houses in decent enough areas....

Fuck the south...

This city desert makes you feel so cold,

It's got so many people but it's got no soul...

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use an agent you greedy fucker. I do, that way you only get cunts like DiscoChimp in your gaffe which, although they're moronic cunts at least they pay the rent and are house trained.

I've used an agent for the last 10 years now... some of them are as bad as the fucking tenants, they are, afterall, the epitome of cuntdom themselves... however our current agent is at least somewhat competant and takes away 90% of the shit .. just need to palm off that last 10% to someone else...

Agreed, but at least squatters rights are not so strong these days. Few years ago it fucking cost me a fortune getting the cunts out after six fucking months of no rent and they then thanked me for their free home by removing all the copper pipes, radiators and wiring. The wankers shat in the fucking water tank and in the middle of each room. 

I must put no royals on the vacancies sign next time.

Talking of copper pipes.. the gyppos I've had in were possibly the least trouble for me...

...as for the neighbours, that's a different matter... "whaddya mean yer dun like 6 tranny vans darn here fellah? Git-away wid ya..."

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