Mrs Roops Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 On 04/11/2015 at 17:44, Decimus said: As I am a collosal pervert, I can confidently say that as opposed to now, we would have got on famously back then. Some punters liked it, but I think my nom about women on nude beaches who display tampon strings hanging for all to see was too much. As per the requirement of the site in those days I uploaded snap of myself demonstrating same. Some people were shocked, shocked I can tell you. Even the Nom "Looking for lost items in cupboards" upset some whilst others queried about my c-section scar whist others thought I would look better with a full Brazilian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Sinking in now? Been tipped off?Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Yes, I now realise I should tone it down and avoid the constant bleating.Eh?Understand now? Now,you stop goading me and I'll leave the comments out ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Some punters liked it, but I think my nom about women on nude beaches who display tampon strings hanging for all to see was too much. As per the requirement of the site in those days I uploaded snap of myself demonstrating same. Some people were shocked, shocked I can tell you. Even the Nom "Looking for lost items in cupboards" upset some whilst others queried about my hysterectomy scar whist others thought I would look better with a full Brazilian."That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain. The happy highways where I went And cannot come again."Nostalgia is a cunt. (No pun intended.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Um, the first quote seemed to have gone over your head but no worries.The "Eh?" was querying "sinking in now?" and "Been tipped off?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Um, the first quote seemed to have gone over your head but no worries.The "Eh?" was querying "sinking in now?" and "Been tipped off?"The "sinking in now" seems to have gone over your head."Been tipped off" refers to someone maybe asking you to tone it down?Now,leave it for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 "That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain. The happy highways where I went And cannot come again."Nostalgia is a cunt. (No pun intended.)AE Houseman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 AE Houseman?Indeed. You can't beat a Shropshire Lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 "Been tipped off" refers to someone maybe asking you to tone it down? Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Fuck me, can I come back yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Indeed. You can't beat a Shropshire Lad!LOVELIEST of trees, the cherry nowIs hung with bloom along the bough,And stands about the woodland rideWearing white for Eastertide. Now, of my threescore years and ten, 5Twenty will not come again,And take from seventy springs a score,It only leaves me fifty more. And since to look at things in bloomFifty springs are little room, 10About the woodlands I will goTo see the cherry hung with snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 LOVELIEST of trees, the cherry nowIs hung with bloom along the bough,And stands about the woodland rideWearing white for Eastertide. Now, of my threescore years and ten, 5Twenty will not come again,And take from seventy springs a score,It only leaves me fifty more. And since to look at things in bloomFifty springs are little room, 10About the woodlands I will goTo see the cherry hung with snow.Soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Soppy cunt. Palestinian! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 You are taking it all too serious. Don't go all Jazz on us.I believe the official term is: 'pulling a jib-Jab ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Some punters liked it, but I think my nom about women on nude beaches who display tampon strings hanging for all to see was too much. As per the requirement of the site in those days I uploaded snap of myself demonstrating same. Some people were shocked, shocked I can tell you. Even the Nom "Looking for lost items in cupboards" upset some whilst others queried about my hysterectomy scar whist others thought I would look better with a full Brazilian.i had you down as 10 years past the 'change' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 i had you down as 10 years past the 'change'I know I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Fuck me, can I come back yet? Looking at this, you're probably better off waiting a while...i had you down as 10 years past the 'change'I know I am.That's more for the Bruce Jenner thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 i had you down as 10 years past the 'change'Um....there's a few more years to go before that happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Is Kyle planning a lesbian special soon? Just asking, you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 On 4 November 2015 at 11:50:43, Jiggerycock said: This is our town, this is Friday night Dressed in our rags and our rage And our best piercing eyes Looking for something, anything, just anyone Stare across the floors, they begin to dance Missing all the rhythms and the chosen right steps And we laugh and we drink in our corner again We're better than them, we're better than them Divided we were born, divided we live Divided we fall, yeah, divided we die Still we tell ourselves over and over again We're better than them, we're better than them With our hunger and our hatred We all walk this town With our fear and our weakness Just holding on With our doubt and our emptiness And this cold, cold frown We got to be so important We'll put the whole damn world down And we build the walls that we can hide behind And our finest weapon is our poisoned pride Here in this town where the jealousies burn We're watching you And truth is only what we need it to be To bring us survival through each and every day Where nowhere is safe and nowhere is home Just be cool And what was she wearing and what did he say? Who goes with who and what did they do? Yeah, we tell ourselves over and over again We're better than them, we're better than them Utter fucking utter utter shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 24 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Utter fucking utter utter shite I think Sullivan was returning to a recurring 'leitmotif' in his 'oeuvre'; namely the insidiously, incestuously gossipy prurience of the lost White British underclass. Although written in 1984, it foretells the Inghamesque spin doctoring of the 'truth being only what we need it to be' as well as degraded potential of Twitter and Instagram and other social media to be less a force for good, merely now a contrivance for empty souls to yammer ceaselessly into the void ('And what was she wearing and what did he say? Who goes with who and what did they do?') In this respect then, there is real power to this compelling narrative. Then again - it could well be utter fucking utter, utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I think Sullivan was returning to a recurring 'leitmotif' in his 'oeuvre'; namely the insidiously, incestuously gossipy prurience of the lost White British underclass. Although written in 1984, it foretells the Inghamesque spin doctoring of the 'truth being only what we need it to be' as well as degraded potential of Twitter and Instagram and other social media to be less a force for good, merely now a contrivance for empty souls to yammer ceaselessly into the void ('And what was she wearing and what did he say? Who goes with who and what did they do?') In this respect then, there is real power to this compelling narrative. Then again - it could well be utter fucking utter, utter shite. I'd go with the latter... .. and where did you copy/paste that shit from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 11 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I'd go with the latter... .. and where did you copy/paste that shit from? It's from this thing called The Internet. On it they have 'The Googles' and, with a bit of knowledge of contemporary culture, why you can unearth almost anything these days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's from this thing called The Internet. On it they have 'The Googles' and, with a bit of knowledge of contemporary culture, why you can unearth almost anything these days! Fuck that then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's from this thing called The Internet. On it they have 'The Googles' and, with a bit of knowledge of contemporary culture, why you can unearth almost anything these days! Some things are best left unearthed, such as that trumpeting shite. Some other things should have been placed in the earth a long time ago. Do you see where this is going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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