Guest luke swarm Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 4 minutes ago, Manky said: religion. It's a fucking mental illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: why would you want to power that shithole? That's Jazz's manor. And without power, his kid's iron lung would be nothing more than an expensive ornament. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's Jazz's manor. And without power, his kid's iron lung would be nothing more than an expensive ornament. And those fucking Jib Jab masterworks burn a few kWh's too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 You nerds make me laugh. You spend hours every day spouting your inane bollocks on a computer website and you think you can't be traced. Now i don't know shit about computers but i read the fucking papers and i know you can trace any cunt ...........they end up in court every day. I would like to take this opportunity to distance myself from any criticism of The Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Die in your rage you kaffur scum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I've just traced your IP address back to a post-op transvestite, sex offenders halfway house. I'll put the first £50 in the kitty for the hitman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 2 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Yes quite, so says CC's longest serving contributor using the same moniker. Isn't that a rather lengthy way of saying "fucking cunt?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: You nerds make me laugh. You spend hours every day spouting your inane bollocks on a computer website and you think you can't be traced. Now i don't know shit about computers but i read the fucking papers and i know you can trace any cunt ...........they end up in court every day. I would like to take this opportunity to distance myself from any criticism of The Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Die in your rage you kaffur scum! I think you are brilliant Judge. A genuinely funny chap who effortlessly knocks out wry witticisms like the above....excellent work and keep it up, the corner needs you. Peace be upon you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: You nerds make me laugh. You spend hours every day spouting your inane bollocks on a computer website and you think you can't be traced. Now i don't know shit about computers but i read the fucking papers and i know you can trace any cunt ...........they end up in court every day. I would like to take this opportunity to distance myself from any criticism of The Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Die in your rage you kaffur scum! So your extensive knowledge of the legal process leads you to believe that anyone on here could be had up in court for saying naughty stuff about a "person" who doesn't exist, and is the figment of the imagination of a "foreign" person, not Our Queen...? Blasphemy against the C of E doesn't exist anymore, how the fuck is some sun-tanned cunt going to do that? 9 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Yes quite, so says CC's longest serving contributor using the same moniker. I can't quite understand the masochism in this one, h fucking hates us and this website, yet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 6 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: So your extensive knowledge of the legal process leads you to believe that anyone on here could be had up in court for saying naughty stuff about a "person" who doesn't exist, and is the figment of the imagination of a "foreign" person, not Our Queen...? Blasphemy against the C of E doesn't exist anymore, how the fuck is some sun-tanned cunt going to do that? I can't quite understand the masochism in this one, h fucking hates us and this website, yet.... With any luck he will accept my christmas gift offer of a vest with some c4 in the lining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: With any luck he will accept my christmas gift offer of a vest with some c4 in the lining. I'm not sure that is on the Royal Mail list of Approved Items... I hope you won't mind too much if the parcel doesn't get there in one piece because they won't insure it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: You nerds make me laugh. You spend hours every day spouting your inane bollocks on a computer website and you think you can't be traced. Now i don't know shit about computers but i read the fucking papers and i know you can trace any cunt ........... I have set up a honeytrap account entitled Sweepyface2 which leads back to your IP. Good luck explaining those thoroughly inappropriate comments about Maddie when Martin Brunt shows up at the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Just now, DingTheDoggie!! said: I'm not sure that is on the Royal Mail list of Approved Items... I hope you won't mind too much if the parcel doesn't get there in one piece because they won't insure it... I am prepared to look through the homeless hostels in London to find him and deliver it personally. Was a despatch rider in the 1980s so should be relatively easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 The Prophet Mohammed? What kind of a pansy nomination is that? If you really want to get radical (and shot) try burning ISIS flags with your tits out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am prepared to look through the homeless hostels in London to find him and deliver it personally. Was a despatch rider in the 1980s so should be relatively easy. So you'll be one of those newly retired grandads who buys the lastest superbike thinking "oh I had a Vincent.. I can handle the top superbikes of today no probl-BANG" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Just now, DingTheDoggie!! said: So you'll be one of those newly retired grandads who buys the lastest superbike thinking "oh I had a Vincent.. I can handle the top superbikes of today no probl-BANG" Never stopped riding, used to teach the police compulsory basic training, so no I won't be. Stayed true to the faith and have owned over 36 bikes ranging from 80cc to 1200 cc. Not that old yet, no grandchildren yet, but my kid is a teenager so probably wont be long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 At least when Jesus knocked about, you could've got absolutely fuckfaced so long as you had a bit of water, which is rather abundant, so you could get so pissed that you'd find all his magic tricks great entertainment, as they didn't have tellys, pornhub or fuck all back then. This useless twat allegedly copulated with a 9 year old girl, and was such an ugly cunt that they won't allow pictures of him anywhere without getting a tad miffed about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Never stopped riding, used to teach the police compulsory basic training, so no I won't be. Stayed true to the faith and have owned over 36 bikes ranging from 80cc to 1200 cc. Not that old yet, no grandchildren yet, but my kid is a teenager so probably wont be long. yes but did you ever ride a rg500 in the wet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 36 minutes ago, Eddie said: yes but did you ever ride a rg500 in the wet ? I had a couple. Always an adventure going out, wondering if you'd come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: yes but did you ever ride a rg500 in the wet ? Preferred my XL500 RR. Best bike at moment is my Triumph speed triple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: The Prophet Mohammed? What kind of a pansy nomination is that? If you really want to get radical (and shot) try burning ISIS flags with your tits out! Gyps,your wanted!! (don't get shot though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: You nerds make me laugh. You spend hours every day spouting your inane bollocks on a computer website and you think you can't be traced. Now i don't know shit about computers but i read the fucking papers and i know you can trace any cunt ...........they end up in court every day. I would like to take this opportunity to distance myself from any criticism of The Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Die in your rage you kaffur scum! Blah blah blah. We've heard this bollocks from you before. If it was that bad you wouldn't be here. It's spelt KUFFAR shithead. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 32 minutes ago, Snatch said: Blah blah blah. We've heard this bollocks from you before. If it was that bad you wouldn't be here. It's spelt KUFFAR shithead. Prick. I am quite good at reading people and getting a vibe when they are not happy. I may be mistaken Snatcher but I am getting a faint impression that you are not keen on this Judge Cunt, Its a gift I have you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Never stopped riding, used to teach the police compulsory basic training, so no I won't be. Stayed true to the faith and have owned over 36 bikes ranging from 80cc to 1200 cc. Not that old yet, no grandchildren yet, but my kid is a teenager so probably wont be long. My dad's still got pins in his ankles from dropping a Bantam under a truck (pissed farmer iirc)... about to top 80.. years that is... My favourite bike of all time was this.... Fucking beast it was, especially for a weedy 14 year old as I was back then... "favourite" is not necessarily for it's abilities... more a nostalgia thing... then it would be the old banger of a DT200 I hired in Greece one year... ancient piece of shit that rang rings round the brand spanking 250 TSRs my mates rented.... laughing all the fucking way in first place I was... Always preferred off-roaders, that tree doesn't move, if you hit it, it's your own stupid fault... that prick in that Hyundai Shopping Trolley on their mobile phone however.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 42 minutes ago, Snatch said: Gyps,your wanted!! (don't get shot though) Don't want to get 'em burnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 I never expected a thread about an Islamic Prophet to get on to motorbikes this fucking quick, if I'm honest. If anything, it's a twos-up to those who think the site is getting a bit predictable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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