Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: If you only had 1 bullet and she was standing next to James corden? Shoot her and kick the other fat cunt to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: If you only had 1 bullet and she was standing next to James corden? If they started talking to each other I’d shoot my self 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wish the fog horn voiced cunt would “shuffle” off this mortal coil. Plastic popularist shite for the uneducated, unintelligent, unemployed masses. I hope listening to it gives them cancer. Music used to be fun... "HELLO LONDON! WE ARE SCORPIONS... ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She demanded the removal of the "Shuffle" option from albums on Spotify, because "We don't create albums with so much care and thought into our track listing for no reason". Fair enough, to paraphrase Sheldon Cooper, "I prefer to let Adele disappoint me in the order she intended." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59365019 I should imagine I wouldn't need any buttons apart from 'off' when this funereal sounding balloon pollutes my airwaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Music used to be fun... "HELLO LONDON! WE ARE SCORPIONS... ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAANE! There's still good stuff out there, just not in the mainstream where everyone wants to be sad or angry black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shoot her and kick the other fat cunt to death. Or shoot him and kick the other fat cunt to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: If you only had 1 bullet and she was standing next to James corden? If they were standing in a lift, no one else would fit in there with the fat fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 This Tottenham slapper is massive in America, a much bigger deal than over here. Adele is basically Karen, she appeals to middle class Yank “sakker moms” who only want blokes to spunk up their fannies and provide them with their kids and spending the rest of their lives paying for them. I don’t know if she is the real Karen deal or an image carefully constructed by her management team. Either way you can make shitloads of money from 1st world guilt and 1st world misery. My advice to any young man is....when you hear Adele’s warbling run like fuck and don’t look back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 21:58, judgetwi said: This Tottenham slapper is massive in America, a much bigger deal than over here. Adele is basically Karen, she appeals to middle class Yank “sakker moms” who only want blokes to spunk up their fannies and provide them with their kids and spending the rest of their lives paying for them. I don’t know if she is the real Karen deal or an image carefully constructed by her management team. Either way you can make shitloads of money from 1st world guilt and 1st world misery. My advice to any young man is....when you hear Adele’s warbling run like fuck and don’t look back. Before you get your gay as fuck little ringlets in a twist, I'd like to point out that she married a Jew. This is the second time in as many posts that you've cunted someone you shouldn't, surely she's righteous among the nations? I'm starting to suspect you might actually be a Muslim, it would explain your penchant for kebabs. I'd say that your crippling alcoholism would be a bit of a paradox if this were the case, but you've always been a bit of a hypocrite, haven't you fat boy? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Before you get your gay as fuck little ringlets in a twist, I'd like to point out that she married a Jew. This is the second time in as many posts that you've cunted someone you shouldn't, surely she's righteous among the nations? I'm starting to suspect you might actually be a Muslim, it would explain your penchant for kebabs. I'd say that your crippling alcoholism would be a bit of a paradox if this were the case, but you've always been a bit of a hypocrite, haven't you fat boy? Idiot. Married a brother you say? Well the slagheap comes from Tottenham so that’s hardly surprising. According to Wiki they divorced in March. So this cunt walked away from all that money? Are you sure he’s a Jew, Countryboy ? Doesn’t sound right to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 21:58, judgetwi said: This Tottenham slapper is massive in America, a much bigger deal than over here. Adele is basically Karen, she appeals to middle class Yank “sakker moms” who only want blokes to spunk up their fannies and provide them with their kids and spending the rest of their lives paying for them. I don’t know if she is the real Karen deal or an image carefully constructed by her management team. Either way you can make shitloads of money from 1st world guilt and 1st world misery. My advice to any young man is....when you hear Adele’s warbling run like fuck and don’t look back. I wonder if she takes it up the chuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 On 23/11/2021 at 13:34, DCI Gene Cunt said: I wonder if she takes it up the chuff. Probably not, but your schoolboy fascination with anal intercourse has been noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Probably not, but your schoolboy fascination with anal intercourse has been noted. Have you ever taken it up the wrong'un? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 On 23/11/2021 at 13:25, judgetwi said: Married a brother you say? Well the slagheap comes from Tottenham so that’s hardly surprising. According to Wiki they divorced in March. So this cunt walked away from all that money? Are you sure he’s a Jew, Countryboy ? Doesn’t sound right to me. He probably told her he was Daniel Levy and owned a mediocre football team in N17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He probably told her he was Daniel Levy and owned a mediocre football team in N17. Who's that then? I know a really fucking shit team in N17 but a mediocre one,no you've lost me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Who's that then? I know a really fucking shit team in N17 but a mediocre one,no you've lost me. That'll be Dynamo Kebab FC, ran by Osman, who owns the Galatasary kebab house down the high street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Who's that then? I know a really fucking shit team in N17 but a mediocre one,no you've lost me. To be honest Neil, it shows how bad things are when I have to Google the name of the team they lose to, because I've never heard of the bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: To be honest Neil, it shows how bad things are when I have to Google the name of the team they lose to, because I've never heard of the bastards. Who the fuck is this Ralph Rangocock idiot Utd have just appointed as their new manager? I've never heard of the cunt, but it appears that they're that desperate to emulate Liverpool they've basically found some German cunt with glasses and are now pretending he's Jurgen Klopp. What a pathetic joke of a club, I'm really enjoying watching their slow decline into irrelevance, it couldn't have happened to a nicer team. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Who the fuck is this Ralph Rangocock idiot Utd have just appointed as their new manager? I've never heard of the cunt, but it appears that they're that desperate to emulate Liverpool they've basically found some German cunt with glasses and are now pretending he's Jurgen Klopp. What a pathetic joke of a club, I'm really enjoying watching their slow decline into irrelevance, it couldn't have happened to a nicer team. Agreed. They’re not the same club that I played for in the late eighties, that’s for sure. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed. They’re not the same club that I played for in the late eighties, that’s for sure. So, which club did you play for in the late eighties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed. They’re not the same club that I played for in the late eighties, that’s for sure. I’d wager during the late 80s (and the early ones, the 90s and beyond) the only ‘clubs’ you played in were gay ones. YMCA disco cunt lol lol fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Who the fuck is this Ralph Rangocock idiot Utd have just appointed as their new manager? I've never heard of the cunt, but it appears that they're that desperate to emulate Liverpool they've basically found some German cunt with glasses and are now pretending he's Jurgen Klopp. What a pathetic joke of a club, I'm really enjoying watching their slow decline into irrelevance, it couldn't have happened to a nicer team. Klopp says he's the dogs bollocks in Germany as he's made Leipzig and another kraut team into class teams and united are lucky to have him. He's probably taking the piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dave said: So, which club did you play for in the late eighties? Clapham Growlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Klopp says he's the dogs bollocks in Germany as he's made Leipzig and another kraut team into class teams and united are lucky to have him. He's probably taking the piss I've read this from numerous sports journalists, the same journalists who have wanked their maggots over Utd for decades and provided them with biased and unfair coverage. If he's so fucking good why has he never had a top job until now at 63 years of age? Fucking Utd are a joke, no doubt their next manager will be a little bald Spaniard who vaguely looks like Guardiola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 24 minutes ago, Dave said: So, which club did you play for in the late eighties? He was a nippy winger for Queen of the South until he was snapped up by Stenhousemuir. They still speak of him till this day on the streets of wherever the fuck Stenhousemuir is. They nicknamed him "Jigsaw' because he went to pieces in the box 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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