Hokey Gingers Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Change the record love, it`s grey, rainy and blowing a fucking gale so how about an upbeat tune instead of the usual morose dirge you`ve been singing for years. I`m not suggesting Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, no,.. just something to take our minds of that Billy Smart designed frock you`re wearing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 The soundtrack to a million and one Home Counties dinner parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Boring bastard singing about her boring fucking relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 9 minutes ago, MikeD said: Boring bastard singing about her boring fucking relationships. Yeah but it's never about the amazing sex she's having or that time her and her beau - ripped to the tits on cheep speed and booze - danced in the night away to some fierce beats from Booka Shade in the Arcadia Field, say. No, it's always a 'my man done me wrong' Billie-Holliday-channeling' fucking dirge, I mean cheer the fuck up love! You're parked up on Easy Street next to a machine that shits gold and bar your percentage body fat, your life is a bloody whoopee cushion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) She is dreary and screeches and is fat and ugly. Nowt wrong with proper singers being fat and ugly, if they can write, sing and play, the how they look is irrelevant. Adelle is stage school manufactured shite, if I have to see and hear stage school manufactured shite, then it should be fit stage school manufactured shite in short skirts. Edited November 30, 2015 by deebom yo gabba gabba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 If I wanted to offend my ears with whale-song, I'd have become a marine biologist. Disgusting fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT Speaking of fat, disgusting whale shit, and it appears. Fuck off you tedious fucking shit stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: The soundtrack to a million and one Home Counties dinner parties Along with Coldplay, Dire STraits Brothers in Arms, Phil Cuntings No Jacket Required and Simply Reds Other Bollox... Oh.. and U fucking 2s' False Irish Dirge 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Boring bastard singing about her boring fucking relationships. Has she had a relationship? ..and I'm not talking about with the chipshop owner either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 48 minutes ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT Oh good, it's Prof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 49 minutes ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT "Call me Ishmael" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: "Call me Ishmael" Fucking terrorist. Sorry, foreign name, must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 nah, ishmael sounds more like an arab murdering kike.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 hour ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT 1 hour ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT Fuck off you ovine twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off you ovine twat. "Fuck off twat..." ...more economical... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 2 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: "Fuck off twat..." ...more economical... Just trying to look sophisticated Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Just trying to look sophisticated Ding. *no comment* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Fucking hell. One ginger nominating another ginge as a cunt. Does this mean the world is going to end like when the hadron undecider wound back time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Oh good, it's Prof. You forgot "and I think she's got a razor blade for her wrists!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 4 hours ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT Who rattled your cage you fucking idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 5 hours ago, ProfB said: SHUT UP YOU PILE OF DOG'S SHIT Steady....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Some wags from "Overweight Haters Ltd" are handing these cards out to chubsters on the London Underground. At least we now know what thecatwoman is up to in her spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Warbling cholesterol-hoarding ham planet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I like the Bond song where she sang about liking trifle and apple crumble. "I like trifaaaaaaaaal and apple crumbaaaaaaaal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 On 30/11/2015 19:37:21, DingTheDoggie!! said: Not as much as she fucking liked it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Still would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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