Hokey Gingers Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 I am unrepentant in noming this tube again. Every now and again as we journey through this life we come across people who we just don`t like, Fatty met Bill and Bill met.....everyone. This cunt Wahlberg ticks every box on my cunt checklist. He seems to be box office though and bafflingly turkey after turkey he gets offered more and more parts. His delivery is laughable, reminiscent of George from Rainbow, allied with a perma scowl and exuding the screen presence of dried on baby vomit. One lowlight was the film The Happening, a misnomer as fuck all did for an hour and fifteen minutes. This pug faced, spikey haired tube is apparently adored by ladies who are to blame for the recurring blight he brings to the cinema and small screen. I fucking despise him and can`t find it in myself to wish him a Merry Christmas. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 The only remotely enjoyable film I've seen him in was Ted but that was totally due to the bear being funny. Every other thing I've seen him in is exactly the fucking same. Good guy gets fucked over, he plots his revenge. And as you say, the facial expressions of a fucking death mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 His facial expression reminds me of the ones you see on dogs that have been interbred a bit too much. A sort of cross between 'confused' and 'brick thick' Think Private Gomer Pyle just before he shot himself in 'Full Metal Jacket' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 20 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: I am unrepentant in noming this tube again. Every now and again as we journey through this life we come across people who we just don`t like, Fatty met Bill and Bill met.....everyone. This cunt Wahlberg ticks every box on my cunt checklist. He seems to be box office though and bafflingly turkey after turkey he gets offered more and more parts. His delivery is laughable, reminiscent of George from Rainbow, allied with a perma scowl and exuding the screen presence of dried on baby vomit. One lowlight was the film The Happening, a misnomer as fuck all did for an hour and fifteen minutes. This pug faced, spikey haired tube is apparently adored by ladies who are to blame for the recurring blight he brings to the cinema and small screen. I fucking despise him and can`t find it in myself to wish him a Merry Christmas. Cunt. Not getting much response from your Spotlight ad, Hokey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Agreed, what a talentless cunt. His performance in The Fighter, was stupendously shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 I get him and Matt Damon mixed up. Both talentless twats of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: I am unrepentant in noming this tube again. Every now and again as we journey through this life we come across people who we just don`t like, Fatty met Bill and Bill met.....everyone. This cunt Wahlberg ticks every box on my cunt checklist. He seems to be box office though and bafflingly turkey after turkey he gets offered more and more parts. His delivery is laughable, reminiscent of George from Rainbow, allied with a perma scowl and exuding the screen presence of dried on baby vomit. One lowlight was the film The Happening, a misnomer as fuck all did for an hour and fifteen minutes. This pug faced, spikey haired tube is apparently adored by ladies who are to blame for the recurring blight he brings to the cinema and small screen. I fucking despise him and can`t find it in myself to wish him a Merry Christmas. Cunt. Interminable bollocks. The only saving grace was a mention for Cunts Corner chieftain Big Billy, and his sidekick Sir Kankles. You've cemented yourself as a real inbetweener with this nom. PM me to arrange a private coaching session. Some are born winners, others like yourself need extensive guidance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Was this cunt in oceans 11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 18 minutes ago, scotty said: Was this cunt in oceans 11? Didn't he play 'Third bag of mouldy jockstraps from the left' in My Beautiful Laundrette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 One amongst many young and fucking useless american cunt actors. Not seen a good yank male actor for ages. Brad seems to cut the mustard but he has been around ages. Anyone who was in or watched Brokeback fucking Gayboy Mountain should have a 20Kt neutron bomb rammed up their fucking ringpieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 59 minutes ago, Manky said: One amongst many young and fucking useless american cunt actors. Not seen a good yank male actor for ages. Brad seems to cut the mustard but he has been around ages. Anyone who was in or watched Brokeback fucking Gayboy Mountain should have a 20Kt neutron bomb rammed up their fucking ringpieces.... .....said tyson fury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 every time I see the name Tyson Fury, all I can think of is this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Interminable bollocks. The only saving grace was a mention for Cunts Corner chieftain Big Billy, and his sidekick Sir Kankles. You've cemented yourself as a real inbetweener with this nom. PM me to arrange a private coaching session. Some are born winners, others like yourself need extensive guidance. Please don`t send me any more PMs Bill, the last picture of your girl looked like she had a pound of offal hanging between her flaps if indeed those were flaps. 5 hours ago, Frank. said: Not getting much response from your Spotlight ad, Hokey? , Sand in the Fleshlight again Capt`n, Judge is a cunt isn`t he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 3 hours ago, scotty said: Was this cunt in oceans 11? No , that was another cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 He was better when he was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. The fucking bagel eating cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Just seen him in an ad for some shit Xmas comedy film. It looks absolutely fucking horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 13 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: I am unrepentant in noming this tube again. Every now and again as we journey through this life we come across people who we just don`t like, Fatty met Bill and Bill met.....everyone. This cunt Wahlberg ticks every box on my cunt checklist. He seems to be box office though and bafflingly turkey after turkey he gets offered more and more parts. His delivery is laughable, reminiscent of George from Rainbow, allied with a perma scowl and exuding the screen presence of dried on baby vomit. One lowlight was the film The Happening, a misnomer as fuck all did for an hour and fifteen minutes. This pug faced, spikey haired tube is apparently adored by ladies who are to blame for the recurring blight he brings to the cinema and small screen. I fucking despise him and can`t find it in myself to wish him a Merry Christmas. Cunt. I'm afraid you're all cunts. I cannot totally agree. There are plenty of Hollywood Cunts to cunt over, but I think you've nominated this one because he hasn't been nom'd yet- and that alone is pretty fucking shite, retarded even. Though this chap is obviously not the full biscuit it is undeniable that he's a fair few under the belt, shite ones aside. Loads of good cunts are pretty prolific and don't turn down anything. That's ok. For the Departed alone you can fuck away off and get found shot dead in a skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm afraid you're all cunts. I cannot totally agree. There are plenty of Hollywood Cunts to cunt over, but I think you've nominated this one because he hasn't been nom'd yet- and that alone is pretty fucking shite, retarded even. Though this chap is obviously not the full biscuit it is undeniable that he's a fair few under the belt, shite ones aside. Loads of good cunts are pretty prolific and don't turn down anything. That's ok. For the Departed alone you can fuck away off and get found shot dead in a skip. The Retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 On 11/12/2015, 21:52:29, MikeD said: Just seen him in an ad for some shit Xmas comedy film. It looks absolutely fucking horrendous. I can't wait to see "Deepwater Horizon". I can only presume Wahlberg will be playing a British engineer who saves America from a Sharknado-type event by gumming up their gills pre-emptively with oil. It'll be nice to see the Brits presented as heroes in a US film for a change, although I hope he doesn't do a Dick Van Dyke with the accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't wait to see "Deepwater Horizon". I can only presume Wahlberg will be playing a British engineer who saves America from a Sharknado-type event by gumming up their gills pre-emptively with oil. It'll be nice to see the Brits presented as heroes in a US film for a change, although I hope he doesn't do a Dick Van Dyke with the accent. Sharknado has its place . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Just now, ProfB said: Oh dear? Spastic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 57 minutes ago, ProfB said: summit is wrong? Yes it's you. Your just so fucking wrong it's unbelievable. Stop posting bollocks time and tome again. Your a waste of space,a troll that no-one likes. Now fuck off once and for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 1 hour ago, ProfB said: He was good in this vid: https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ 1 hour ago, ProfB said: https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ 1 hour ago, ProfB said: tit 1 hour ago, ProfB said: summit is wrong? 1 hour ago, ProfB said: https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ 59 minutes ago, ProfB said: It should appear on its own? 59 minutes ago, ProfB said: Oh embedded <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/P5mtclwloEQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 59 minutes ago, ProfB said: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/P5mtclwloEQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 58 minutes ago, ProfB said: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/P5mtclwloEQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 58 minutes ago, ProfB said: http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/P5mtclwloEQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 58 minutes ago, ProfB said: Oh dear? 57 minutes ago, ProfB said: https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ 57 minutes ago, ProfB said: https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ 56 minutes ago, ProfB said: BOLLOCKS Come on Admin,pull your finger out your arse. People get sent to the cooler sometimes for a stupid reason but this cunt is allowed to carry on? It's a troll sent to fuck about and you let it happen. Sort it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: Spastic. This is what might spawn from members of the same gene pool pro-creating. Prof isn't a close relation by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Ffs, any admin logged in, please pull the trigger on prof and her shite noms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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