Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 What a cunt it is when you run out of teabags isn't it? Fuck me. Zzzzzz. There's a lot of this kind of shite being posted. You know who you are - what you are is a lazy thick fucking cunt for wasting the few calories posting the type of inane observations you normally here old wimmen witter on about. It's literally better to post fuck all. It's a lot better to smash your head off a desk corner instead, so that your brains run out your ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Mrs Baws is normally a coffee person but she has just fallen asleep with her mouth open. That's asking for it in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Mrs Baws is normally a coffee person but she has just fallen asleep with her mouth open. That's asking for it in my book. Men always wake up with a hard on baws, and women always wake up with their mouth open. Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What a cunt it is when you run out of teabags isn't it? Fuck me. Zzzzzz. There's a lot of this kind of shite being posted. You know who you are - what you are is a lazy thick fucking cunt for wasting the few calories posting the type of inane observations you normally here old wimmen witter on about. It's literally better to post fuck all. It's a lot better to smash your head off a desk corner instead, so that your brains run out your ears. someone else used to use the Zzzzzz expression a lot. Bozo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, Ape said: someone else used to use the Zzzzzz expression a lot. Bozo! What are you babbling about ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, scotty said: 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Mrs Baws is normally a coffee person but she has just fallen asleep with her mouth open. That's asking for it in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Mrs Baws is normally a coffee person but she has just fallen asleep with her mouth open. That's asking for it in my book. Aye exactly- tiptoe downstairs for the bleach and a funnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Mrs Baws is normally a coffee person but she has just fallen asleep with her mouth open. That's asking for it in my book. Come on man, that was 9 hours ago! Update update update please!!! Is she now a 'squirt of the chefs special sauce' person? You can't leave us all on tenterhooks like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Come on man, that was 9 hours ago! Update update update please!!! Is she now a 'squirt of the chefs special sauce' person? You can't leave us all on tenterhooks like this. Sorry, I thought the title of the nomination was sufficient clue to my more limited teabagging intentions. It's not half as much fun making a Vitamin S deposit when the recipient of your lovin' spoonful isn't actually awake to choke on it. Or maybe that's just me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Teabags.......teabags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry, I thought the title of the nomination was sufficient clue to my more limited teabagging intentions. It's not half as much fun making a Vitamin S deposit when the recipient of your lovin' spoonful isn't actually awake to choke on it. Or maybe that's just me... Bloody hell my immoral compass has had a malfunction - that one completely passed me by. I think I need to go for some Maoist-type filth re-education..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntopolis said: Tea bags blah blah blah. Please consider killing yourself. Blah blah blah. Boring Cunt. Blah blah blah Fuck off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I never run out of tea bags because I pinch them from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 8 minutes ago, deebom said: I never run out of tea bags because I pinch them from work. I never run out of teabags because I don't drink tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 4 minutes ago, MikeD said: I never run out of teabags because I don't drink tea. You don't drink tea? Why don't you just go back to where you came from then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 minute ago, deebom said: You don't drink tea? Why don't you just go back to where you came from then? Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 19 minutes ago, MikeD said: I never run out of teabags because I don't drink tea. He is a jock , all jocks drink 'super t'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: He is a jock , all jocks drink 'super t'. Edders, don't mention super t when I'm on a dry spell you minx, you're chubbing me up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What are you babbling about ? What I'm babbling about Quincy, you epic turd, is that a paranoid lunatic, whose name was also a (shit) genre of music, used to use "Zzzzzz" in his posts, especially when addressing his mates, the Bozo Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, Eddie said: He is a jock , all jocks drink 'super t'. I actually do drink tea, it was just the most humorous and/or ironic reply I could think of at the time. I won't do it again, I know my limitations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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