scotty Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Look at these three monumental bellends. Apparently they are something to do with a dating site, and promoted it on dragons den, (which is why I wouldn't have heard of them,) but for fucksake; just look at the cunts and marvel at how they have lasted the week without being beaten into a bloody pulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 You think they're wearing suits, but that's their actual skin. That's their actual fucking skin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 I take it they are advertising a homo dating site. Which one is Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Dating sites are for social inadequates who can't cut the mustard on the social scene. A few drinks and charming company does the trick, or so I am told. These cunts look as though they would struggle with a bucket of Rohypnol and a Stanley Knife. P.s. I met Mrs Manky at a funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Dating sites are for social inadequates who can't cut the mustard on the social scene. A few drinks and charming company does the trick, or so I am told. These cunts look as though they would struggle with a bucket of Rohypnol and a Stanley Knife. P.s. I met Mrs Manky at a funeral. As long as it wasn't hers your OK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. Decs, I'm slightly confused by the ambiguity of your tone. Did you enjoy the visit or not? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. Still, eh, that rare combination of toothlessness and a missing gag reflex make her well worth hanging onto - by the ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Decs, I'm slightly confused by the ambiguity of your tone. Did you enjoy the visit or not? Mrs. D, certainly did, as she seems to labour under the impression that people with fecal matter lodged under their foreskin are acceptable dinner guests. Then again as previously established, she is a monumental fucking idiot. I can't reiterate this enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. You could have killed the fucking lot and in a decent world no fucking jury in the land would have convicted you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. I'm assuming you had a 3 in a bed with priscilla and Biggins, and the wife was watching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2015 Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. That fucking bit nearly had a mouthfull of Prosecco splattered all over my TV you cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 20 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: That fucking bit nearly had a mouthfull of Prosecco splattered all over my TV you cunt... Cocksucco , more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 On 31 December 2015 at 12:19:45, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. Hmm, well. There is a certain bint not a million miles from here that through some sort of "Sex and the City shite" inspired sentiment has taken to not only tut-tutting Quincys good, honest old fashioned faggot calling, but actively seeking the cunts out to be their "male girlfriends", a term that makes me fucking hoof. Though it obviously is a repulsive act and a fucking crime against God and Man, and totally nothing like smashing the back doors of some fit bird in, it is not so much what they're about as the fact they all seem to be fucking simpering idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: Fucking hell!........there's ANOTHER Decimus???,some cunts shouldn't be allowed to breed! 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: Fucking hell!........there's ANOTHER Decimus???,some cunts shouldn't be allowed to breed! Yes. And apparently he looks just like his father.........and his aunty, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Cocksucco , more like. You seem to have a habit of judging others people by your own low standards.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 On 31 December 2015 at 11:52:11, scotty said: Look at these three monumental bellends. Apparently they are something to do with a dating site, and promoted it on dragons den, (which is why I wouldn't have heard of them,) but for fucksake; just look at the cunts and marvel at how they have lasted the week without being beaten into a bloody pulp. I keep misreading this post "double dildos". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 On 31 December 2015 at 12:19:45, Decimus said: Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one. So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon. I'll bet you surreptitiously flirted with both puffs and tried to give them a gobble in your potting shed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you surreptitiously flirted with both puffs and tried to give them a gobble in your potting shed..... That sounds exactly like the type of salacious smut that you read in the readers wives section of Horse & Hounds and then self-abuse yourself to afterwards. Keep your filthy Tatler tales of todger titillation to yourself, you filthy, fox murdering fucking faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: That sounds exactly like the type of salacious smut that you read in the readers wives section of Horse & Hounds and then self-abuse yourself to afterwards. Keep your filthy Tatler tales of todger titillation to yourself, you filthy, fox murdering fucking faggot. Oh Dear. Bad day at the dogs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Oh Dear. Bad day at the dogs ? Yeah. Your mother and your missus were well off their games today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Your brother and mother performed at a show earlier in the day....,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Joined later by your wife..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 On 1 January 2016 at 20:39:19, DingTheDoggie!! said: You seem to have a habit of judging others people by your own low standards.... And? It's only appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: And? It's only appropriate You cunt, I can't argue with that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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