colonelkurtz Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: These southern cunts need introducing to northern hospitality. I could give you a hand to bury him on the North York Moors if you like. Afterwards, I know where there's a nice tea shop. 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What does it sell? is it local ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The only way he could have been a bigger cunt was to call himself Kanye North because everything is shit up North. Wrong again, us "Northerners" are called Northern Monkeys, the reason being because we sit around laughing our tits off senselessly watching you Southern Cunts "fink" you're clever or "a bit naughty"... or even worse "moody"... 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: These southern cunts need introducing to northern hospitality. I could give you a hand to bury him on the North York Moors if you like. Afterwards, I know where there's a nice tea shop. 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What does it sell? Second hand school uniforms iirc.... 33 minutes ago, Manky said: Been there before Myra? Wrong moors... coincindentally, I live quite central to both... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Nearly forgot... Ground Control might be experiencing difficulties in getting hold of Major Tom now.. ...RIP you fucking (clever) wierdo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Wrong moors... coincindentally, I live quite central to both... I know. I live near Saddleworth Moor (about 5 miles away) but these southern cunts live in their own little bubble and are as thick as pigshit when it comes to real places. Don't overtax them with facts. They might lose track of their share portfolio performances, the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I know. I live near Saddleworth Moor (about 5 miles away) but these southern cunts live in their own little bubble and are as thick as pigshit when it comes to real places. Don't overtax them with facts. They might lose track of their share portfolio performances, the cunts. Apologies for the oversight... I do sometimes forget who I am talking about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Apologies for the oversight... I do sometimes forget who I am talking about... I like your Bowie tribute profile photo. Is that an old habit from Facebook you puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Lots of hostility to us folk down south, I will lighten the mood with a joke. How many Northerners does it take to change a candle ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Cancer, my cunt. I heard the real cause of death was anal erosion due to all the licking Jazz gave his ringpiece over the years. As for his work, I liked the bit in "The Man Who Fell To Earth" where the chick pissed herself but apart from that the anisocoric cunt can fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 And if I hear the phrase "post-modern" one more fucking time today, some cunt's getting a kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Cancer, my cunt. I heard the real cause of death was anal erosion due to all the licking Jazz gave his ringpiece over the years. As for his work, I liked the bit in "The Man Who Fell To Earth" where the chick pissed herself but apart from that the anisocoric cunt can fuck right off. From the country that made The Bay City Rollers and,er ...... that's it isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Just listened to his last release on Deezer,fuck me,my ears are bleeding,shame the cunt didn't croak before he went in to the studio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 44 minutes ago, Manky said: From the country that made The Bay City Rollers and,er ...... that's it isn't it? Hah, you forgot Jesse Rae. I bet you feel quite the cunt now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Cancer, my cunt. I heard the real cause of death was anal erosion due to all the licking Jazz gave his ringpiece over the years. As for his work, I liked the bit in "The Man Who Fell To Earth" where the chick pissed herself but apart from that the anisocoric cunt can fuck right off. Baws you fucking pint and a half of fizzy period blood shandy, what the fuck is this? I bet if it was one of the proclaimers you'd request the site was shut down out of respect, you squirrel-bollocked litre of Loch Ness monster shit. I'm not one for jumping on bandwagons but I genuinely liked Bowie, if not just for the fucking shit he gave interviewers. The original troll. A true cunt, in a good sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, nocti said: The original troll. A true cunt, in a good sense. That would explain "The Laughing Gnome" right enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 49 minutes ago, nocti said: Baws you fucking pint and a half of fizzy period blood shandy, what the fuck is this? I bet if it was one of the proclaimers you'd request the site was shut down out of respect, you squirrel-bollocked litre of Loch Ness monster shit. I'm not one for jumping on bandwagons but I genuinely liked Bowie, if not just for the fucking shit he gave interviewers. The original troll. A true cunt, in a good sense. You must admit nocti, it is refreshing to hear something other than the usual "he was a real legend" "I'm devastated", "he was a massive influence on me" platitudes. I admired him that he adapted over the decades but apart from about 5 records I liked, most of his stuff was crap I'll get my tin helmet and flame proof drawers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 There's a rumour going around that it wasn't cancer, but he electrocuted himself rewiring his apartment. Apparently the coroner said "The man failed to earth"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You must admit nocti, it is refreshing to hear something other than the usual "he was a real legend" "I'm devastated", "he was a massive influence on me" platitudes. I admired him that he adapted over the decades but apart from about 5 records I liked, most of his stuff was crap I'll get my tin helmet and flame proof drawers. Oh absolutely. The sudden outpouring of bottled up grief for celebrities that everybody suddenly cares about really twists my dick. But as much as I respect Baws, the 'Jazz' comment was fucking out of order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 More media hysteria over the death of a "rock" star. Did Bowie have sex with men and women ? Pervert. Did he make good music ? No it was a ridiculous nauseous racket. Did he die from AIDS ? Probably and so have a lot of his bum chums from the "Avanf Garde " scene. ( more perverts ). Good riddance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: More media hysteria over the death of a "rock" star. Did Bowie have sex with men and women ? Pervert. Did he make good music ? No it was a ridiculous nauseous racket. Did he die from AIDS ? Probably and so have a lot of his bum chums from the "Avanf Garde " scene. ( more perverts ). Good riddance. Change the record you utter, utter fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: More media hysteria over the death of a "rock" star. Did Bowie have sex with men and women ? Pervert. Did he make good music ? No it was a ridiculous nauseous racket. Did he die from AIDS ? Probably and so have a lot of his bum chums from the "Avanf Garde " scene. ( more perverts ). Good riddance. Get down to Brixton and stand with the rest of those clowns and when that nimrod Mat Alltwat shoves a mic in your face for comments say just that. It will be tv gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Get down to Brixton and stand with the rest of those clowns and when that nimrod Mat Alltwat shoves a mic in your face for comments say just that. It will be tv gold. I wouldn't be seen dead in Brixton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: More media hysteria over the death of a "rock" star. Did Bowie have sex with men and women ? Pervert. Did he make good music ? No it was a ridiculous nauseous racket. Did he die from AIDS ? Probably and so have a lot of his bum chums from the "Avanf Garde " scene. ( more perverts ). Good riddance. Pile of shit, kill yourself! You hideous disabled toilet cleaner's mop bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Pile of shit, kill yourself! You hideous disabled toilet cleaner's mop bucket. He dressed in women's clothes as well ! The sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: He dressed in women's clothes aswell the sod. I have been told that you drag up for the local rent boys, just to relieve the tedium of the continuous pounding you demand they give your ringpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Pile of shit, kill yourself! You hideous disabled toilet cleaner's mop bucket. No doubt Bowie's funeral will turn into a poofter, drug abuser and weirdo event of the year. A ticket for Alfie ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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