Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Just go to eBay, and click on the World Book Day logo at the top.... What comes up? Not books, nope... you need to go down 3 pages to find books, all the top stuff is about selling you (or your kids) dressing up shit... Page 1 is Dressing Up Page 2 is Face Paints Page 3 is Books and Toys, but there's 1 book and 3 toys, so when I said "you need to go down 3 pages to find books" I shouldn't have had "books" as plural.... There's even a guide to "Top 10 World Book Day Costumes".....fucking arsewipes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Since t'intetweb was invented, I hardly read any books any more. Maybe 1 or 2 a year. Amazon does OK off me for DVD's though. World book day sounds like another marketing ploy like thanksgiving, mothers day, valentines day and Frank's birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Don't they have a World AIDS Day? Someone tell me yes, because I've absolutely no fucking clue where that idea would have came from otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: Don't they have a World AIDS Day? Someone tell me yes, because I've absolutely no fucking clue where that idea would have came from otherwise. You could have asked freddie mercury mike, but I believe he's died. Not sure what of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, scotty said: You could have asked freddie mercury mike, but I believe he's died. Not sure what of. Who else would know? FRANK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 26 minutes ago, MikeD said: Who else would know? FRANK!! Judging by Franks emaciated, child like body and wildly atrocious hair, as modelled in his video, Frank is quite possibly the bastard love child of Freddie Mercury, Brian May, and a post 1985 Liz Taylor. Obviously created by a mad soviet scientist devoid of any ethical code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Judging by Franks emaciated, child like body and wildly atrocious hair, as modelled in his video, Frank is quite possibly the bastard love child of Freddie Mercury, Brian May, and a post 1985 Liz Taylor. Obviously created by a mad soviet scientist devoid of any ethical code. Decs, the shit that Mike keeps signing off with has to stop... 'I'll get me coat/goat/boat.. taxi!' Do something about it you lazy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Judging by Franks emaciated, child like body and wildly atrocious hair, as modelled in his video, Frank is quite possibly the bastard love child of Freddie Mercury, Brian May, and a post 1985 Liz Taylor. Obviously created by a mad soviet scientist devoid of any ethical code. Oh, I beg to differ. Frank has an ethical code alright, but it veers away from "normal" or "acceptable". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Decs, the shit that Mike keeps signing off with has to stop... 'I'll get me coat/goat/boat.. taxi!' Do something about it you lazy cunt. I can't, Frank. Jackers has completely destroyed my confidence. I'm not fit to take on anyone at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't, Frank. Jackers has completely destroyed my confidence. I'm not fit to take on anyone at the moment. I'd be lying if I said I saw it coming. His resilience is extraordinary. Sneaky fuck too. For anyone to lie low for as long as he did, acting like some half-baked shoulder-less cretin, to then rise up and quash you in that fashion... with all those 'likes'! Marvellous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Frank said: I'd be lying if I said I saw it coming. His resilience is extraordinary. Sneaky fuck too. For anyone to lie low for as long as he did, acting like some half-baked shoulder-less cretin, to then rise up and quash you in that fashion... with all those 'likes'! Marvellous! The only person I've ever know lie lower is Squatter Madras. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: The only person I've ever know lie lower is Squatter Madras. With a tremendous display of courage.. put his hands up and surrendered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 18 minutes ago, Ape said: The only person I've ever know lie lower is Squatter Madras. Have you seen the outtakes?.. http://stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/html/derek_and_clive/outtakes01.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Have you seen the outtakes?.. http://stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/html/derek_and_clive/outtakes01.htm No, I've never seen them before - fucking priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 50 minutes ago, Frank said: I'd be lying if I said I saw it coming. His resilience is extraordinary. Sneaky fuck too. For anyone to lie low for as long as he did, acting like some half-baked shoulder-less cretin, to then rise up and quash you in that fashion... with all those 'likes'! Marvellous! Like many jocks, he does have a form of low, base cunning, akin perhaps to one of the lesser rodent species. This "likes" business just makes him look like a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Like many jocks, he does have a form of low, base cunning, akin perhaps to one of the lesser rodent species. This "likes" business just makes him look like a cunt though. On the contrary, decs. I'm not going to tell you how to suck eggs, but I think you should take a view. The man's an artist with a creative mind like no other. You either get it.. or you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: Since t'intetweb was invented, I hardly read any books any more. Maybe 1 or 2 a year. Amazon does OK off me for DVD's though. World book day sounds like another marketing ploy like thanksgiving, mothers day, valentines day and Frank's birthday. There should be an eradication of Manchester day. Awful chav ridden, migrant infested and drug swamped cities such as Marchester should be levelled by mass concentration carpet bombing. Any survivors should be exiled to thes scilly isles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 11 hours ago, Manky said: Since t'intetweb was invented, I hardly read any books any more. Maybe 1 or 2 a year. Amazon does OK off me for DVD's though. World book day sounds like another marketing ploy like thanksgiving, mothers day, valentines day and Frank's birthday. Frank wasn't born, he oozed into existence, the oily heap of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: There should be an eradication of Manchester day. Awful chav ridden, migrant infested and drug swamped cities such as Marchester should be levelled by mass concentration carpet bombing. Any survivors should be exiled to thes scilly isles You and who's fucking army you southern gayboy, gobby twat. Come up past Macclesfield and see what happens. Once we invented the Industrial Revolution, it was stolen by smarmy southern poofter politicians and now they use the North fto dump anything they don't want in their own back yard. Still, our quality shines through and the real men of Mancunium, ( it means the town on a breast shaped hill,) stand strong and proud. So fuck off you nancy boy southern shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 29 minutes ago, Manky said: You and who's fucking army you southern gayboy, gobby twat. Come up past Macclesfield and see what happens. Once we invented the Industrial Revolution, it was stolen by smarmy southern poofter politicians and now they use the North fto dump anything they don't want in their own back yard. Still, our quality shines through and the real men of Mancunium, ( it means the town on a breast shaped hill,) stand strong and proud. So fuck off you nancy boy southern shit. Do you two want to meet in a field near Sale say and fist each others guts to a frothy brown mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Do you two want to meet in a field near Sale say and fist each others guts to a frothy brown mess? No. Real men don't do that. And Sale is a shithole. Full of ten Bob millionaires who think they are part of gods chosen people even though they are Cheshire set woofters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: No. Real men don't do that. And Sale is a shithole. Full of ten Bob millionaires who think they are part of gods chosen people even though they are Cheshire set woofters. You catching this Punkape? He's calling your pink gin a poof - that's fighting talk where I come from. Next he'll be saying Nantwich is populated by child-benders....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Frank said: Decs, the shit that Mike keeps signing off with has to stop... 'I'll get me coat/goat/boat.. taxi!' Do something about it you lazy cunt. It's okay Frank, i'll eventually fuck off like I said before and you won't have to worry about me. Although why a genius like yourself would worry about a lesser person like me remains a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, MikeD said: It's okay Frank, i'll eventually fuck off like I said before and you won't have to worry about me. Although why a genius like yourself would worry about a lesser person like me remains a mystery. Do you have a date in mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Do you have a date in mind? I'm afraid that I've softened my stance on Mike, Frank. At least he makes the effort, even though I don't personally like his style, as no doubt he doesn't mine. But he's a better addition to the site than that precious cunt Jackers. I'm afraid that the worm has turned and I'm going to do what I've always done, hound you without mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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