camberwell gypsy Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Coonraker. Already been done ELC. But fuck it: From Rasta with Love Spooktre The Spade who Loved Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Already been done ELC. But fuck it: From Rasta with Love Spooktre The Spade who Loved Me Man with the golden zombie knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 On 14/02/2016 at 18:54, Witheredscrote said: And Max ' look at my big leek ' Boyce . oggy oggy oggy. Stupid moss covered unfunny cunt They've got more castles per capita than any other country or principality . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 On 14/02/2016 at 18:54, Witheredscrote said: And Max ' look at my big leek ' Boyce . oggy oggy oggy. Stupid moss covered unfunny cunt They've got more castles per capita than any other country or principality . On 15/02/2016 at 09:17, Bubba C said: The criminals are white these days, makes it less offensive. The cunt who took my Rolex looked like newgates knocker . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 On 14/02/2016 at 18:54, Witheredscrote said: And Max ' look at my big leek ' Boyce . oggy oggy oggy. Stupid moss covered unfunny cunt They've got more castles per capita than any other country or principality . On 15/02/2016 at 09:17, Bubba C said: The criminals are white these days, makes it less offensive. The cunt who took my Rolex looked like newgates knocker . On 15/02/2016 at 09:10, Guest DingTheRioja said: If he becomes Bond, how the fuck are they going to square it when they have the arch-criminals in Africa? I mean come on, everyone knows Bond is from a white middle-class background with a smooth home counties non-accent, and that's perfect for sneaking round Darkest Africa in disguise... ...if they send a black bloke with that accent everyone will spot him a mile off.. A chicken , fried , not roasted . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: They've got more castles per capita than any other country or principality . The cunt who took my Rolex looked like newgates knocker . A chicken , fried , not roasted . Rum and black, stirred not shaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Man with the golden zombie knife Never say ****** again. It’s the best of the bunch, and Mrs Roops deletes it every time I roll it out. Even as above with the offensive word completely asterisked. She’ll fucking do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never say ****** again. It’s the best of the bunch, and Mrs Roops deletes it every time I roll it out. Even as above with the offensive word completely asterisked. She’ll fucking do it again. She hasn't, bless her .Credit were credit is due .If she didn't delete it the taste police would no doubt track her down , armed units would smash her door down , drag her out , beat the shit out of her then the judicial system would bung her inside for 19 years whilst the BBC would name her public enemy No.1. Meanwhile in a house down the Road a junkie is ransacking a pensioner's house looking for anything of worth knowing full well the police wont even attend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Already been done ELC. But fuck it: From Rasta with Love Spooktre The Spade who Loved Me On Idi amin's secret service . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Not only would Idris be the first black actor to portray James Bond, he'd be the first to walk out of the sea onto a tropical beach , the water running down his chiseled pectoral muscles in slow motion wearing water wings . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: She hasn't, bless her .Credit were credit is due .If she didn't delete it the taste police would no doubt track her down , armed units would smash her door down , drag her out , beat the shit out of her then the judicial system would bung her inside for 19 years whilst the BBC would name her public enemy No.1. Meanwhile in a house down the Road a junkie is ransacking a pensioner's house looking for anything of worth knowing full well the police wont even attend. Her back door is well smashed in anyway. She blames @Eddie for that. Trap 2 indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Her back door is well smashed in anyway. She blames @Eddie for that. Trap 2 indeed. Withers I’m off to Whitstable in a bit, wheelers oyster bar for lunch, please do not be anywhere near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: On Idi amin's secret service . Hilarious, elc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 22 hours ago, Eddie said: Withers I’m off to Whitstable in a bit, wheelers oyster bar for lunch, please do not be anywhere near. As the freeholder of this establishment I hope you enjoyed your meal, and the staff provided good service. They have been good tenants over the years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: As the freeholder of this establishment I hope you enjoyed your meal, and the staff provided good service. They have been good tenants over the years. No, I’ve been spray painting the khazi since 8pm last night, I will be contacting the the food standards agency at 9am. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, Eddie said: No, I’ve been spray painting the khazi since 8pm last night, I will be contacting the the food standards agency at 9am. May I offer you and your fat ugly wife dinner with me, at a French restaurant of your choice, as some form of recompense for your misfortune. I will not be renewing their lease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: May I offer you and your fat ugly wife dinner with me, at a French restaurant of your choice, as some form of recompense for your misfortune. I will not be renewing their lease. I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt. Thank fuck for that. The thought of sitting opposite you two would be abhorrent. Your missus trying to eat with a carrier bag on her head, and your black sausage fingers attempting to remove Roops red pubes from between your rotting molars between courses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 On 23/03/2024 at 21:59, Eric Cuntman said: Never say ****** again. It’s the best of the bunch, and Mrs Roops deletes it every time I roll it out. Even as above with the offensive word completely asterisked. She’ll fucking do it again. Blackfinger - perfect for Shirley Bassey. I think the Broccoli's monopoly over the Bond film rights runs oit in 2035 when it enters the public domain so the they have two more Bonds to go by my arithmetic. I hate broccoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Blackfinger - perfect for Shirley Bassey. I think the Broccoli's monopoly over the Bond film rights runs oit in 2035 when it enters the public domain so the they have two more Bonds to go by my arithmetic. I hate broccoli. For your veg only 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 23 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: For your veg only A Quantum of Lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Blackfinger - perfect for Shirley Bassey. I think the Broccoli's monopoly over the Bond film rights runs oit in 2035 when it enters the public domain so the they have two more Bonds to go by my arithmetic. I hate broccoli. The Spy Who Raped Me Dr No Means Yes A Quantum Of Gollies The Man With The Golden Teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Spy Who Raped Me Dr No Means Yes A Quantum Of Gollies The Man With The Golden Teeth They've got time to slip a black one in and go out with a gang bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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