Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 It happens every fucking winter . Some stupid cunt(s) get a bit bored at the weekend and say ' I know , lets go and climb a mountain in the ice , wind , and snow'. Now 2 stupid fuckwits have got lost up on Ben Nevis ,are most probably in deep shit at least , and now others are searching for them and risking their necks. Stupid selfish cunts . In their defence they do live in Bradford and it was probably their only means of getting away from the smell of curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 It's a good opportunity to build a hotel up there as every fucking year some stupid cunt gets lost in winter after being told it's dangerous and should be avoided etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 It took long enough for this happen this year... maybe the usual dozy cunts got drowned in the rivers before they could get up to the hills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 21 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: It happens every fucking winter . Some stupid cunt(s) get a bit bored at the weekend and say ' I know , lets go and climb a mountain in the ice , wind , and snow'. Now 2 stupid fuckwits have got lost up on Ben Nevis ,are most probably in deep shit at least , and now others are searching for them and risking their necks. Stupid selfish cunts . In their defence they do live in Bradford and it was probably their only means of getting away from the smell of curry. Racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: I don't see what Frank and Jacko have to with this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 21 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Wrong nom colonel. This should go on the Osbournes one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wrong nom colonel. This should go on the Osbournes one. Thank you Gypps , I have been looking at it for ages trying to work that out. From now I am going the price of my vin rouge from 2€ a to 3€. Better for the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 How the fuck do you get lost on a fucking hill. One way is up, the other isn't. If you didn't get off the train at the top, if you get lost, don't go up. Daft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Thank you Gypps , I have been looking at it for ages trying to work that out. From now I am going the price of my vin rouge from 2€ a to 3€. Better for the brain. Is that for the 3l or 5l brick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wrong nom colonel. This should go on the Osbournes one. George or Sharon's lot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: It happens every fucking winter . Some stupid cunt(s) get a bit bored at the weekend and say ' I know , lets go and climb a mountain in the ice , wind , and snow'. Now 2 stupid fuckwits have got lost up on Ben Nevis ,are most probably in deep shit at least , and now others are searching for them and risking their necks. Stupid selfish cunts . In their defence they do live in Bradford and it was probably their only means of getting away from the smell of curry. What's the point of a montain rescue service at all ? The Police could use all their helicopters to pluck those in difficulty off mountains instead of chasing imaginary paedophiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 H 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You mean yourself? One for Admin..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: H One for Admin..... You fragile poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: H One for Admin..... 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You fragile poof! I'm not so sure on this one, Alf. Although Punkape is undeniably a reprehensible cunt, I think any accusations of noncery, no matter how oblique, should result in a ban. I felt exactly the same when that little twat ProfB was slinging about accusations re shaved genitalia. I'll tolerate the foulest of insults and dish them out as well, but calling or implying someone is a paedophile is beyond the fucking pale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not so sure on this one, Alf. Although Punkape is undeniably a reprehensible cunt, I think any accusations of noncery, no matter how oblique, should result in a ban. I felt exactly the same when that little twat ProfB was slinging about accusations re shaved genitalia. I'll tolerate the foulest of insults and dish them out as well, but calling or implying someone is a paedophile is beyond the fucking pale. I agree, as I was at the receiving end of a profb shaven haven rant. But he said imaginary, allegedly etc. So not quite reprehensible enough but borderline maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 That's enough mention of the sheep now guys, for fucks sake. I can't help but feel that the cunt has a "candyman" type summoning curse. If it appeared now, that would completely dash my hopes of it finally doing the decent thing and hanging itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: You mean yourself? Oh come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Oh come on ...anytime, any place, ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Ah. The prof B minge rant? I stated that my preference was a nicely trimmed hairy minge, unlike you bunch of fucking fiddlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, deebom said: Ah. The prof B minge rant? I stated that my preference was a nicely trimmed hairy minge, unlike you bunch of fucking fiddlers. I have no preference, after 16 years of marriage any cunt will do. Shaved or full welcome mat, I just do not give a monkeys toss anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, deebom said: Ah. The prof B minge rant? I stated that my preference was a nicely trimmed hairy minge, unlike you bunch of fucking fiddlers. I don't recall stating my preference....Maybe its because of this.. 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have no preference, after 16 years of marriage any cunt will do. Shaved or full welcome mat, I just do not give a monkeys toss anymore. Although only 10 years for me... at least it was Valentines Day the other day, now only 7 months to my birthday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 After 35 years of marriage.......what's a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: After 35 years of marriage.......what's a cunt? Mirror. Look in it. * too fucking easy that one Neil.. get a grip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 I'm getting a mountainous hard on with all this talk of minge. Now whats this nom about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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